Will Ryder announced this week that he’s working on The Three Stooges XXX. Hooray! Some quotes from Ryder:

“This movie will be funny and sexy as hell. Yes I said sexy.

“This is a dream project because along with so many millions of men and some women worldwide I have loved them since I was a kid.”

“You don’t want to mess too much with something as wonderfully iconic as Larry, Moe and Curly, but just imagine these zany guys plus an appearance by Shemp heavily involved with hot naked girls and you have a recipe for something wonderful.”

No casting info yet.

There’s a Hollywood non-porn The Three Stooges movie directed by the Farrelly Brothers coming out in April. Look for Will Ryder’s XXX version to be released sometime around then.

OK, pay attention, this gets complicated. Feel free to take notes.

In 2009, Will Ryder directed Flight Attendants, a porno flick about the airline employees formerly known as stewardesses. In 2010, Adam & Eve reissued it under the title Not Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants. But it was the same movie!

Now Will Ryder has directed another porno flick about stewardesses. It has most of the same stars, even wearing the same costumes. But it’s a new, different movie! A couple months back, it showed up on release schedules with the title Not Pan Am XXX on the Digital Sin label. But Pan Am hasn’t been a ratings hit or pop culture sensation, and might get cancelled soon. Oops. So now Will Ryder’s new stewardesses porno has been retitled Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties and switched to the New Sensations label. But it’s the same movie!

Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties

Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties stars Kayden Kross, Kacey Jordan, Sunny Lane, Lexi Love, Misty Stone, Kenzie Marie, Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Randy Spears and Evan Stone (as the pilots).

Release scheduled for Wednesday, November 23, 2011.

Check out the old cover art circulated in September:

Not Pan Am XXX - Will Ryder Flight Attendants sequel - title changed to Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties

Director Will Ryder has done some great sitcom porn parodies, so we expect great things from Beverly Hillbillies XXX.

Beverly Hillbillies XXX porn parody - Will Ryder

The cast includes Kagney Linn Karter, Annie Cruz, Dana DeArmond, Aubrey Addams, Taylor Vixen, Haley Hewes, Courtney Page and Kaylee Hilton.

Adam & Eve once had Beverly Hillbillies XXX listed as an October release, but now we’re hearing it will ship this week, September 28 or September 30. Yeehaw.

There have been a few Beverly Hillbillies porn parodies in the past, including The Beaverly Hillbillies in 1993.

After some down years, Jennifer Lopez is huge again. Judge on American Idol, People‘s “Most Beautiful Woman Alive” . . . and now subject of her own porn parody.

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol Porn Parody

Will Ryder directs Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol, starring the lovely Renae Cruz as Not Jennifer Lopez. (Releasing Thursday, April 28, 2011.)

True fact: before J-Lo got the American Idol gig, Will Ryder’s working title for this project was J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock.

J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock (working title & poster for Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol)

A year ago, porn studios were rushing out Tiger Woods exploitation flicks featuring his pornstar conquests. Now they’re rushing out Charlie Sheen exploitation flicks featuring his pornstar conquests.

Will Ryder and Digital Sin team up for Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX, starring Bree Olson, Melanie Rios, Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson, Gigi Rivera, Tanner Mayes, Jenna Presley and Chloe Jones.

Not Charlie Sheen's House of Whores XXX

We’re guessing this title will recycle old scenes featuring Charlie Sheen’s party pals, perhaps framed by some new material shot by Will Ryder. Chloe Jones died a few years back, so her performance will definitely be archival.

UPDATE: There’s a YouTube trailer up. Unfortunately the trailer was formatted wrong, so everyone’s face is squeezed and distorted, but you get the idea.

Will Ryder is the king of cheesy 70s nostalgia porn parody, so we can’t wait for Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX to arrive. Starring Bree Olson, Dale DaBone, Aubrey Addams, Victoria White, Danica Dillan, Kim Kennedy and Mike Horner.

Shipping date = Thursday, February 10, 2011.

One great thing about Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX — the special effects in the porn parody are actually better than those in the original series.

Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX porn parody

Notice the little ® after “Not” on the poster. X-Play successfully trademarked the word “Not” in porn parody titles last year.

Will Ryder heads back to the glorious 1970s for his latest supergroovy porn parody, Not Charlie’s Angels XXX. Andy San Dimas, Sunny Leone and Lexi Swallow play the crimefighting angels, who go undercover at Studio 54 in this caper.

Not Charlie's Angels XXX - Will Ryder

As usual, Will Ryder and team have a blast recreating the period fashions.

As loyal PORN PARODY readers know, there have been many Charlie’s Angels porn parodies before this one. But there’s always room for more.

New Sensations recently lost the services of director Lee Roy Myers, but the studio is sticking with the porn parody game. Its latest release is The Flintstones: A XXX Parody, directed by Will Ryder.

The Flintstones: A XXX Parody - Will Ryder & New Sensations

The cast includes Hillary Scott, Misty Stone, Brooke Lee Adams, Hayden Winters (as barely legal Pebbles), Dale DaBone and Rod Fontana.

Hey, check out the R-rated YouTube trailer:

This isn’t the first XXX version of The Flintstones. Back in 1992 Ron Jeremy starred in The Flintbones, which sadly never made it to DVD.

X-Play and Will Ryder have posted a YouTube trailer for their upcoming porn parody Not M*A*S*H XXX.

And here’s a cast photo to whet your appetite further:

Not M*A*S*H XXX parody cast photo

Release date currently set for August 10, 2010.

Not the Bradys XXX 4: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family

Will Ryder and X-Play present the fourth installment in their Brady Bunch porn parody series. This time they’ve gone crossover crazy with the loopy high-concept Not the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family.

The plot evokes the famous “Johnny Bravo” episode of The Brady Bunch. And from the YouTube trailer, it looks like Keith Partridge and Marcia Brady hook up.

The all-pornstar cast includes Alana Evans, Dylan Riley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kris Slater, Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes, Lynn LeMay, Payton Leigh, Shawna Lenee, Mike Horner, James Deen, Nick Manning (as Keith Partridge) and Ron Jeremy (as Sam the Butcher).

Will Ryder has made three previous Brady Bunch porn parodies as well as the 2009 This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX.