Wicked plans to release Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody on May 30, 2012, a few days after Men In Black III hits theaters. And they’ve launched their buzz campaign with three promo YouTube videos: a trailer, a clip and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

That’s veteran woodsman Randy Spears in the Tommy Lee Jones role, with Ethan Hunt and Misty Stone splitting the Will Smith role. Also starring Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, India Summer, Alektra Blue, Mia Lelani, Isis Taylor and Nicole Aniston. Directed by Brad Armstrong.

Watch this space for pre-order info.

The Hollywood film Red Dragon, with Anthony Hopkins reprising his role as Hannibal Lecter, came out in October 2002. Wicked beat them to the punch, releasing the porno flick Red Dragon in July or August of that year.

Red Dragon - Wicked XXX porn parody

There are no serial killers or FBI profilers in the XXX version, just sex scenes featuring Asian pornstars and exotic “Oriental” decor. Lame cover blurb: “Explore the Deepest Mysteries of the East”.

Starring Stephanie Swift (on the box cover and in four sex scenes), Asia Carrera, Charmane Star, Miko Lee and Kianna Dior. Directed by Brad Armstrong.

Wicked presents the two-disc, four-hour anal epic Occupy My Ass, directed by and starring Bobbi Starr.

A couple months back, Wicked released box cover art for Occupy My Ass that cheekily referenced the Occupy movement.

Occupy My Ass - Wicked XXX - original box art not used

For whatever reason, they switched cover art and dropped the whole Occupy movement theme for the eventual release. Very disappointing, we much preferred the first box cover.

The cast includes Kimberly Kane, Lily LaBeau, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Kelly Divine, Sarah Shevon, Arabelle Raphael, Ashlynn Leigh and Emma Haize.

In the interest of equal time, check out Tea Baggin’ Party (2010) as well.

Wicked just released Busty Invaders From Mars, directed by Jonathan Morgan, billed as a porn parody of 1950s science-fiction alien invasion flicks. Kind of like Mars Attacks!, only bustier. Much, much bustier.

Busty Invaders From Mars - Wicked sci-fi porn parody

Starring Alektra Blue, Lisa Ann and Tasha Reign.

Four different porn releases have used the title “The Slutty Professor”. As porn puns go, it’s a natural.

In 1989, Vidway made The Slutty Professor starring Lois Ayres, Mandi Wine and Tami White. You know she’s a real professor because there’s a chalkboard behind her on the box cover.

The Slutty Professor (1989) w Lois Ayres

In 1997, soon after the Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor remake hit theaters, Totally Tasteless made The Slutty Professor, directed by Horny Henry and starring Rain-Ah (aka Reyna Summers or Lil Bit). You know she’s a real professor because there’s a chalkboard and some test tubes behind her on the box cover.

The Slutty Professor (1997) w Rain-Ah

This Slutty Professor had a real porn parody plot. “Professor Charmin Klump has stumbled upon a formula that increases the libido of guinea pigs by 1000%. If it makes them fuck until they drop, what will it do to her, or her lab assistant Brenda?”

We love the guinea pig wearing a mortarboard looking through a telescope. Seriously, the guinea pig should get his own movie.

Also in 1997, Midnight Video made an all-black-cast XXX version of The Slutty Professor starring Meagan Reed. This version does not circulate today, though CAVR has a scene breakdown.

Finally in 2007, Wicked released its own The Slutty Professor, a four-hour compilation of 18 sex scenes from previous Wicked releases. Obviously not a parody beyond the title pun. They didn’t even bother putting a chalkboard on the box cover.

How I Met Your Mother XXX

White Ghetto is back with another porn parody that’s all porn and not much parody. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! (in stores today) collects six MILF group sex scenes.

As the back cover blurb explains, “Your mom always looks so prim and proper; people might think we met at a Sunday picnic in the park. But when I met her things were a little nastier. It was a rip-roaring Gang Bang with a roomful of the biggest cocks I’d ever seen, and your mom was taking every one of them, and taking them in every hole, three at a time! And when she was finally done, she was covered in cum! Now, that’s really how we met!” It’s slightly funnier if you imagine Bob Saget speaking that.

Don’t expect faithful recreations of the sets and characters from How I Met Your Mother, cuz White Ghetto don’t play that way. But if you dig MILFs and gangbangs, it’s your lucky day. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! stars Kristin, Nika, Afrodite, Dominika Pink, Kirke and Samantha White, plus about 15-20 guys.

How I Fucked Your Mother

Last year Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, also went the “parody title but not really a parody” MILF porn route in How I Fucked Your Mother.

This one features four vignettes in which unsatisfied young mothers stray to get the great sex they deserve. “It’s either fuck me right or I’m going out to find it!” is actual dialogue. The tagline specifies, “Hot Women in Their Late Twenties Get Fucked by Young Studs!”

Jim Powers’ How I Fucked Your Mother stars Charisma Cappelli, Cassidy Lynn, Kayla Paige and Nikki Sexx (awesome porn name).

Not surprisingly, this title has been used several times.

Heatwave’s 2005 How I Fucked Your Mother skewed older. “Fifty-year-old sex crazed moms like to spend their golden years on their backs taking a dick or two! Give it up for the experienced broads!” Four sex scenes starred Rubee Tuesday, Anastasia Sands, Dalny Marga and Raunchy Rita.

Some company called Totally Tasteless released a 5-hour compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother earlier this year.

And Wicked Pictures released a 16-hour multi-disc compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother, including scenes with old-school stars like Teri Weigel, Amber Lynn and Shanna McCullough plus modern stars like Lisa Ann, Julia Ann and India Summer.

As far as PornParody.com can tell, no one has yet done a proper porn parody of How I Met Your Mother.

The Hollywood superhero craze continues full speed, and the porn superhero knockoffs and parodies are keeping pace. Next up: XXX Avengers from Wicked, starring Lisa Ann, Kris Slater, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Dylan Ryder and Kristina Rose as sexually insatiable superheroines.

XXX Avengers - Wicked superhero porn parody

Wicked jumped the gun a bit here; the Hollywood version of The Avengers won’t hit screens until summer 2012.

And apparently no one thought to make a Thor XXX porn parody to tie in with this summer’s blockbuster.

“Betty Cocker” is a brand name/fictional character owned by General Mills, used to promote cookbooks and processed food mixes. In her heyday, Betty Crocker had her own catalog and radio & TV shows.

A scuzzy fetish porn studio called JM Productions, known for titles like Lesbian Bukkake (#1-#18), American Gokkun (#1-#12) and Barnyard Perversions (not what it sounds like, mercifully), riffs on the “Betty Crocker” name for a new food porn parody title: Bettie Cocker’s Perverted Kitchen. Each scene features pornstars smearing food all over each other while fucking.

Bettie Cocker's Perverted Kitchen - XXX Food Porn Parody

Wicked used the same dirty pun for Betty Cocker in 2009, a four-hour compilation DVD. Many of the 19 scenes take place in kitchens, so if you have a formica fetish or just dig watching blow jobs next to the dishwasher, this one’s for you.

Betty Cocker - Wicked XXX Kitchen Porn

Related: Wacky Packages cards for Sludge: Betty Crooked Brick Mix and Betty Chopper: Headhunter Helper.

How do you parody something so campy and over-the-top as The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Wicked seems to get that, because they’re billing The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody as an “homage to the hilariously naughty cult classic”.

The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody

The plot: “Like the original, Brad & Janet come across a spooky castle, but this time they find themselves right in the middle of a porn shoot.”

Wicked has posted a pair of teaser clips on YouTube.

The cast of The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody includes Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Nicki Hunter, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Annie Cruz, Lucky Starr, Nikki Daniels, Puma Swede, Brandy Aniston, Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn and Ron Jeremy. Directed by Brad Armstrong.

There have been a zillion jillion Baywatch porn parodies over the years, but there’s always room for one more. Wicked releases Boobwatch this week.

Boobwatch - Baywatch XXX Porn Parody

Directed by Jonathan Morgan and starring Lisa Ann, Rebeca Linares, Alektra Blue, Carolyn Reese and Jayden Jaymes.