Four different porn releases have used the title “The Slutty Professor”. As porn puns go, it’s a natural.

In 1989, Vidway made The Slutty Professor starring Lois Ayres, Mandi Wine and Tami White. You know she’s a real professor because there’s a chalkboard behind her on the box cover.

The Slutty Professor (1989) w Lois Ayres

In 1997, soon after the Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor remake hit theaters, Totally Tasteless made The Slutty Professor, directed by Horny Henry and starring Rain-Ah (aka Reyna Summers or Lil Bit). You know she’s a real professor because there’s a chalkboard and some test tubes behind her on the box cover.

The Slutty Professor (1997) w Rain-Ah

This Slutty Professor had a real porn parody plot. “Professor Charmin Klump has stumbled upon a formula that increases the libido of guinea pigs by 1000%. If it makes them fuck until they drop, what will it do to her, or her lab assistant Brenda?”

We love the guinea pig wearing a mortarboard looking through a telescope. Seriously, the guinea pig should get his own movie.

Also in 1997, Midnight Video made an all-black-cast XXX version of The Slutty Professor starring Meagan Reed. This version does not circulate today, though CAVR has a scene breakdown.

Finally in 2007, Wicked released its own The Slutty Professor, a four-hour compilation of 18 sex scenes from previous Wicked releases. Obviously not a parody beyond the title pun. They didn’t even bother putting a chalkboard on the box cover.

How I Met Your Mother XXX

White Ghetto is back with another porn parody that’s all porn and not much parody. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! (in stores today) collects six MILF group sex scenes.

As the back cover blurb explains, “Your mom always looks so prim and proper; people might think we met at a Sunday picnic in the park. But when I met her things were a little nastier. It was a rip-roaring Gang Bang with a roomful of the biggest cocks I’d ever seen, and your mom was taking every one of them, and taking them in every hole, three at a time! And when she was finally done, she was covered in cum! Now, that’s really how we met!” It’s slightly funnier if you imagine Bob Saget speaking that.

Don’t expect faithful recreations of the sets and characters from How I Met Your Mother, cuz White Ghetto don’t play that way. But if you dig MILFs and gangbangs, it’s your lucky day. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! stars Kristin, Nika, Afrodite, Dominika Pink, Kirke and Samantha White, plus about 15-20 guys.

How I Fucked Your Mother

Last year Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, also went the “parody title but not really a parody” MILF porn route in How I Fucked Your Mother.

This one features four vignettes in which unsatisfied young mothers stray to get the great sex they deserve. “It’s either fuck me right or I’m going out to find it!” is actual dialogue. The tagline specifies, “Hot Women in Their Late Twenties Get Fucked by Young Studs!”

Jim Powers’ How I Fucked Your Mother stars Charisma Cappelli, Cassidy Lynn, Kayla Paige and Nikki Sexx (awesome porn name).

Not surprisingly, this title has been used several times.

Heatwave’s 2005 How I Fucked Your Mother skewed older. “Fifty-year-old sex crazed moms like to spend their golden years on their backs taking a dick or two! Give it up for the experienced broads!” Four sex scenes starred Rubee Tuesday, Anastasia Sands, Dalny Marga and Raunchy Rita.

Some company called Totally Tasteless released a 5-hour compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother earlier this year.

And Wicked Pictures released a 16-hour multi-disc compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother, including scenes with old-school stars like Teri Weigel, Amber Lynn and Shanna McCullough plus modern stars like Lisa Ann, Julia Ann and India Summer.

As far as PornParody.com can tell, no one has yet done a proper porn parody of How I Met Your Mother.

The Hollywood superhero craze continues full speed, and the porn superhero knockoffs and parodies are keeping pace. Next up: XXX Avengers from Wicked, starring Lisa Ann, Kris Slater, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Dylan Ryder and Kristina Rose as sexually insatiable superheroines.

XXX Avengers - Wicked superhero porn parody

Wicked jumped the gun a bit here; the Hollywood version of The Avengers won’t hit screens until summer 2012.

And apparently no one thought to make a Thor XXX porn parody to tie in with this summer’s blockbuster.

“Betty Cocker” is a brand name/fictional character owned by General Mills, used to promote cookbooks and processed food mixes. In her heyday, Betty Crocker had her own catalog and radio & TV shows.

A scuzzy fetish porn studio called JM Productions, known for titles like Lesbian Bukkake (#1-#18), American Gokkun (#1-#12) and Barnyard Perversions (not what it sounds like, mercifully), riffs on the “Betty Crocker” name for a new food porn parody title: Bettie Cocker’s Perverted Kitchen. Each scene features pornstars smearing food all over each other while fucking.

Bettie Cocker's Perverted Kitchen - XXX Food Porn Parody

Wicked used the same dirty pun for Betty Cocker in 2009, a four-hour compilation DVD. Many of the 19 scenes take place in kitchens, so if you have a formica fetish or just dig watching blow jobs next to the dishwasher, this one’s for you.

Betty Cocker - Wicked XXX Kitchen Porn

Related: Wacky Packages cards for Sludge: Betty Crooked Brick Mix and Betty Chopper: Headhunter Helper.

How do you parody something so campy and over-the-top as The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Wicked seems to get that, because they’re billing The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody as an “homage to the hilariously naughty cult classic”.

The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody

The plot: “Like the original, Brad & Janet come across a spooky castle, but this time they find themselves right in the middle of a porn shoot.”

Wicked has posted a pair of teaser clips on YouTube.

The cast of The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody includes Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Nicki Hunter, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Annie Cruz, Lucky Starr, Nikki Daniels, Puma Swede, Brandy Aniston, Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn and Ron Jeremy. Directed by Brad Armstrong.

There have been a zillion jillion Baywatch porn parodies over the years, but there’s always room for one more. Wicked releases Boobwatch this week.

Boobwatch - Baywatch XXX Porn Parody

Directed by Jonathan Morgan and starring Lisa Ann, Rebeca Linares, Alektra Blue, Carolyn Reese and Jayden Jaymes.

Most porn parodies are named after movies or TV shows, but sometimes pornographers get creative or just weird. This week we’ll look at some porn flicks named after wars, invasions, weapons and other things military.

The folks who made these films probably had no intention of being pro-war or anti-war, supporting the troops or dissing the generals, waving the flag or burning the flag. Pornographers just latch onto anything topical in hopes of making their latest title stand out. And god bless them for that.

Operation Desert Stormy

Wicked made Operation Desert Stormy in 2007 as a vehicle for pornstar Stormy Daniels. (The 1991 war to drive Iraqi troops from Kuwait was codenamed “Operation Desert Storm”.) It’s a goofy XXX spy comedy in the vein of Mr. and Mrs. Smith or True Lies. Ron Jeremy plays a stereotypical Arab terrorist chieftain. Other stars include Steven St. Croix, Kaylani Lei, Jenna Haze, Lorena Sanchez, Audrey Bitoni and Nicole Sheridan.

Operation Desert Stormy was a huge seller and award-winner, so Wicked followed up with a sequel, Operation Tropical Stormy.

Operation Tropical Stormy

Our AEBN-powered online theater has both Operation Desert Stormy and Operation Tropical Stormy available for download or streaming.

Wow, it looks like Nectar Entertainment will win the race for first Tiger Woods porn parody on the shelves. Tiger’s Got Wood now has a release date of Monday, January 25. Jonny Slim plays Tiger, and Diana Doll plays his pissed-off wife.

Tiger's Got Wood

Adam & Eve previously announced a release date of Tuesday, January 26, for their Tiger Woods porn parody entitled Tyler’s Wood.

And Hustler just announced plans to make Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin. Yes, really.

Space Nuts, directed by Jonathan Morgan and released by Wicked in 2006, has some rabid fans. One reviewer calls it “fucking hilarious … probably the funniest porn movie I’ve ever seen”. Another says it “very well may be the funniest adult movie ever made”.

The plot involves an evil imperial overlord fighting a scrappy band of rebels, while the beautiful Princess Hubba Hubba flees an arranged marriage. Space Nuts includes jokey allusions to Star Wars, Star Trek, 2001: A Space Odyssey, the Alien movies, Titanic, Gladiator and probably a few others I missed.

Space Nuts

Space Nuts won four AVN awards including best comedy, best actor (Evan Stone), best supporting actor (Randy Spears) and best special effects. Who knew there was a porn award for best special effects?

Porn studio Wicked releases four-hour compilation DVDs nearly every week, each with 15-20 sex scenes repackaged from previous releases. Wicked often gives them parody-style titles and box covers, which of course have nothing to do with the actual DVD contents. I generally don’t count these “box cover parodies” as real porn parodies, but sometimes they’re pretty clever.

For example . . . Asscar. But couldn’t they find a better car for the photo shoot? Has anyone ever won a Nascar race driving a yellow cab?

Asscar (Nascar porn parody)