Devil’s Film, the company that brought us This Isn’t Twilight: the XXX Parody and the colon-crazed sequel This Isn’t the Twilight Saga: New Moon: The XXX Parody, will keep the franchise alive.

Coming July 12, ohmygod, This Isnt The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: The XXX Parody.

This Isn't Twilight Eclipse XXX porn parody

New Sensations and director Lee Roy Myers are back with their newest porn spoof, Tru: A XXX Parody based on HBO’s True Blood.

Pornstar James Deen bears some resemblance to True Blood star Stephen Moyer, or maybe it’s just the haircut. New Sensations contract star Ashlynn Brooke doesn’t look anything like Anna Paquin, but she’s a cutie.

Tru: A XXX Parody

Vampire Sex Diaries

The Vampire Diaries novels predate the Twilight novels, but The Vampire Diaries TV show clearly owes its existence to the cute & cuddly Twilight teen vampire craze (with hints of Supernatural, The OC, etc.)

And now, halfway through its first season, The Vampire Diaries already has its own XXX porn parody — The Vampire Sex Diaries — which will probably look a lot like the various Twilight porn parodies.

The premise: research biologist Brad and girlfriend Amber stumble upon a long-forgotten town infested by “carnal vampires” obsessed with sex. They don’t crave blood, they crave you!

If they don’t crave blood, are they still technically vampires? Is that even scientifically possible?

Sex Line Sinema hyped The Vampire Sex Diaries as “a landmark adult event” in this YouTube trailer.

Devil’s Film follows up their Twilight porn parody with a sequel, This Isn’t the Twilight Saga: New Moon: The XXX Parody. That’s too many words and too many colons for a porn title, but we won’t complain if it’s as much fun as the first one.

As you can see from the box cover, Jenna Haze returns in the Bella role, torn between her sexy vampire and sexy werewolf boyfriends.

This Isn't Twilight New Moon XXX porn parody

In case you missed the first one, This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody starring Jenna Haze.

Euro porn auteur Mario Salieri made this XXX version of Dracula in 1995. It’s not a porn parody, but rather a glossy, big-budget prestige porno with elaborate costumes and sets.

I’m not a fan of the Masterpiece Theatre-with-fucking style of porn, but Salieri’s Dracula won a bunch of porn industry awards. Ron Jeremy appears as a scheming carriage driver.

Dracula - Mario Salieri

4 days til Halloween! The most notorious Dracula XXX porn parody to date was Ejacula, released by VCA in 1993, followed two years later by Ejacula 2. Rocco Siffredi plays Count Ejacula, Patricia Kennedy plays Bride of Ejacula, Ron Jeremy plays disfigured hunchback minion Igor. The box cover girl for both flicks was Tonisha Mills. “Shot on Location in Europe!”

Ejacula - Dracula porn parody

Ejacula 2 - Dracula XXX

6 days til Halloween! Robert Rodriguez’s instant vampire classic From Dusk Til Dawn has sired at least two porn parodies. Both are well-made and stylish (by porn standards), but neither really follows the plot of the original.

From Dusk Til Porn involves sex-crazed female vampires stalking male prey through SoHo (the one in London), “a seething mass of sex shops and nightclubs populated by the seedy underbelly of society”. From Lust Til Dawn actually borrows the plot of Interview with the Vampire, as good vampire babe Kristina Black tells a disbelieving reporter the story of evil vampire babe Shay Sights.

From Dusk Til Porn

From Lust Til Dawn

Now available: This Isn’t Twilight: the XXX Parody from Devil’s Film. The tagline — “When You Can Fuck Forever, You Can Fuck Everybody” — is pretty stupid. On the plus side, Jenna Haze is a better actress than Kristen Stewart.

This Isn't Twilight XXX porn parody

Also check out Twilight of Virginity from 2008.

The first Twilight porn parody came out in 2008: Twilight of Virginity. The box cover promises “wild vampire sex and plenty of action with a real love story.”

Online rumors claim this film was shot at the home of Nikki Sixx.

Twilight of Virginity

Interview with the Vampire, the so-so Tom Cruise movie based on the great Anne Rice novel, spawned a handful of XXX porn parodies.

The most ambitious was Intercourse with the Vampire from Sin City. One reviewer wrote, “Rocco Siffredi is Drax, a Vampire. He glides across the floor on some sort of trolley. It looks very silly.”

Intercourse with the Vampire

Anabolic followed the original plot faithfully (by porn standards) in Interview with a Vamp. Lestat is now a hot babe with big hair.

Interview with a Vamp

Vivid made a XXX knockoff with the awesome title Interview with a Vibrator, which sadly never made it to DVD or VoD.

And fetish studio Roman Video twisted the title into Interview With a Trampler