This Ain't Glee XXX - Hustler porn parody

Hustler has been hyping the hell out of their upcoming This Ain’t Glee XXX, and now it’s available for pre-orders.

Street date = July 6!

Director Axel Braun usually does a great job matching the look and tone of the original, striking just the right balance of campy fun and and hardcore raunch. We have high hopes for this one, even if the pornstar singing and dancing sucks.

The cast includes Tara Lynn Foxx, McKenzee Miles, Nicki Hunter, Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Fay, Alexa Nicole, Miko Sins.

Check out the YouTube previews: the pornstar auditions, the official trailer and the singalong clip.

This Ain't Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect

Hustler presents the most anticipated porn parody sequel of the year, This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect.

The production design and the plot are pure old-school Original Series: “Stranded on a distant planet, the crew of the Enterprise are captured by sultry aliens. When the rescue mission goes awry, its up to Kirk to charm his way into the heart and loins of the beautiful Alien Queen.”

Evan Stone returns as Captain Kirk. The female stars include Jada Fire, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Texas, Jennifer Dark, Kagney Linn Karter and Madison Scott. Directed by Axel Braun (damn he’s a busy guy) once again.

Cheaters has been on the air for ten years and 200+ episodes. The whole “private investigator with camera crew spying on illicit liaisons” premise is tailor-made for porn, and there have been a bunch of porn parodies over the years.

The latest and greatest is This Ain’t Cheaters XXX from Hustler. Cheating husbands, wives gone bad, lying lesbians, oh my!

This Ain't Cheaters XXX

Charmed was basically Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossed with Charlie’s Angels. Three cute witches dressed in kicky outfits fighting cosmic evil each week, with just the right balance of camp, T&A and girl power rah-rah. I loved that show.

And now there’s finally a porn parody, This Ain’t Charmed XXX, directed by Axel Braun, released by Hustler, starring Angelina Valentine, Sadie West and Chayse Evans.

This Ain't Charmed XXX

This week’s Coming Soon column asked, “Will this be Shannon Doherty era or Rose McGowan era? We’re crossing our fingers for Rose.” According to the promo blurb, the answer is Shannon Doherty era. “Join Phoebe, Piper and Prue as they conjure up some smoldering sex in this magical parody!” Oh well, there’s bound to be a sequel.

I’ve never watched a full episode of Intervention on A&E, but it looks really depressing. Hustler looks to have fixed that problem with This Ain’t Intervention XXX, available on select street corners February 16.

“Sometimes the best therapy is a good fuck” proclaims the tagline. Makes sense to me, a little positive reinforcement can’t hurt. They should make that one of the twelve steps.

This Ain't Intervention XXX

Also see: Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw starring Mary Carey (after her stint with Dr. Drew) and Penny Flame (before her stint with Dr. Drew).

Hustler continues its “This Ain’t . . .” porn parody franchise with This Ain’t Dancing with the Stars XXX. “Dancing so sultry, so sexy even the judges can’t resist! Watch sex-hungry stars work up a sweat on the dance floor, then satisfy their lust backstage!” Some even satisfy their lust onstage with the judges.

Directed by Stuart Canterbury, starring Cody Lane, Dylan Riley, Dylan Ryder, Kiara Diane, Scarlett Fay and Sindee Jennings.

This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX

Not to be confused with Sin City’s 2009 Dancing With Pornstars or Sex Line’s 2008 Dancing With the Pornstars.

Hustler has completed its latest classic TV porn parody, This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX. Forget the new show — director Axel Braun recreates the early Brandon, Brenda & Dylan years of the original.

A Hustler rep gushes, “We go where the censors wouldn’t allow, but the viewer’s mind immediately went to. Watching Dylan bang Brenda in a Mexican hotel room … classic. Brandon working two hot chicks at once at the Peach Pit … priceless!” And Donna learning valuable life lessons from Mr. Walsh … pervy!

This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX

Also see: Brenda: Back to Beverly Hills 9021A and Beverly Hills 9021-Ho.

Even by reality TV standards, Ghost Hunters is retarded. Wearing jumpsuits and waving gadgets with scientific-sounding names doesn’t make believing in haunted houses any less moronic. But with 100+ episodes aired, there’s no question it’s a cultural phenomenon.

Enter Hustler, which releases porn parody This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX next Tuesday (11/24). This one follows the Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society (PAPS) as they search for sex-crazed spirits. Boo!

This Ain't Ghost Hunter XXX

Releasing on Tuesday, November 10: This Ain’t Happy Days XXX: Fonzie Luvs Pinky from Hustler. Director Axel Braun follows up his massively popular Happy Days porn parody with this sequel. Extras include an optional laugh track.

This Ain't Happy Days 2: Fonzie Loves Pinky

In case you missed the original: This Ain’t Happy Days XXX.

Hustler released their Star Trek XXX porn parody in May 2009, bump drafting the massively hyped J. J. Abrams-directed blockbuster. (I was gonna wait and post this one when the Star Trek movie DVD came out, but it’s been pushed back to mid-November.)

The cast includes Evan Stone as Kirk; Tony De Sergio as Spock; Nick Manning as Khan; Sasha Grey as a sexy Vulcan; Jenna Haze as a sexy alien. Jada Fire receives TV’s first interracial double facial.

This Ain't Star Trek XXX