Zero Tolerance spoofs the Brian DePalma/Oliver Stone/Al Pacino sleaze classic Scarface in Official Scarface Parody. Anthony Rosano hams it up in the Pacino role.

Official Scarface Parody also stars Tabitha Stevens, Melanie Rios, Lexi Swallow and Emmanuelle London. Directed by Gary Orona.

Back cover blurb: “When Tony Montana claims asylum in Miami in search of the American Dream, he soon discovers a thirst for power, money and control of ‘the juice’ — a contraband aphrodisiac sex aid that’s taken the country’s underground sex addicts by storm. Everyone wants to try this slippery stuff that turns sex into an orgiastic fantasy.”

Official Scarface XXX Porn Parody - Zero Tolerance

Scheduled release date: Tuesday, October 25, 2011.

The Charlie Sheen XXXploitation craze continues. Charlie Shein’s Vegas Pornstar Party takes a novel tack: it’s a reenactment of Sheen’s infamous coke-fueled weekend bender back in January.

During the real party, Charlie Sheen’s guests included pornstar and soon-to-be-goddess Bree Olson. In the porn parody version, Charlie “Shein” (played by Anthony Rosano) parties with pornstar “Brianna Wholesome” (played by pornstar Tara Lynn Foxx). Wow, that is so meta my head might explode. Or maybe that’s all the cocaine. Either way, WINNING!

Charlie Shein’s Vegas Pornstar Party is a monster 3-DVD, 8-hour set. The party reenactment covers two discs with all original scenes, while the third disc collects old scenes featuring Sheen’s pornstar conquests. Stars include Lexi Belle, Bobbi Starr, Jenna Presley, Bree Olson, Tabitha Stevens, Ashli Orion, Felony, Sienna West, Tara Lynn Foxx, Breanne Benson, Kacey Jordan and Rebecca Blue.

CSI Miami: A XXX Parody

There have been several CSI porn parodies, but the franchise’s red-headed stepchild finally gets its due with CSI Miami: A XXX Parody from Sex Line Sinema.

Stars include Monica Mayhem, Tabitha Stevens, Jessica Jaymes and Nicole Ray. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your point of view, there’s no David Caruso lookalike in the cast.

The plot premise: “A CSI crime lab is exploding with sperm! There is sperm everywhere at the studio where a Miami photographer fucks his model to the point of exhaustion. The lab technicians mount a series of sexual recreations to test their theories on the sperm trajectories.”

Top Heavy Chef: A XXX Parody

Sex Line Sinema takes on the cooking reality show Top Chef with the delightfully stoopid parody title Top Heavy Chef.

Suddenly I’m in the mood for a hot fudge sundae.

Blurb: “A sizzling sex-filled parody of reality food TV, Top Heavy Chef features an incredibly arousing cook-off between superstars Nikki Benz and Nick Manning! See what happens behind the scenes from back-stabbing to sexual payola and take a wild peek at the inner workings of a reality TV show XXX style!”

Other pornstar cooks include Tabitha Stevens, Jules Sterling, Brooke Haven and Kris Slater.

The makers of Top Heavy Chef have posted an eight-minute making-of featurette to YouTube.

Previously posted: This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXX from Hustler.

Vampire Sex Diaries

The Vampire Diaries novels predate the Twilight novels, but The Vampire Diaries TV show clearly owes its existence to the cute & cuddly Twilight teen vampire craze (with hints of Supernatural, The OC, etc.)

And now, halfway through its first season, The Vampire Diaries already has its own XXX porn parody — The Vampire Sex Diaries — which will probably look a lot like the various Twilight porn parodies.

The premise: research biologist Brad and girlfriend Amber stumble upon a long-forgotten town infested by “carnal vampires” obsessed with sex. They don’t crave blood, they crave you!

If they don’t crave blood, are they still technically vampires? Is that even scientifically possible?

Sex Line Sinema hyped The Vampire Sex Diaries as “a landmark adult event” in this YouTube trailer.

Stairway to Heaven XXX

Classic rock staple “Stairway to Heaven”, universally acclaimed as the greatest song in the world of all time, became a porn flick in 1989. No stairways, no heaven, no guitar solos, just good old 80s style big hair porn.

Does anybody remember laughter?

The cover girl is Tabitha Stevens (not the Bewitched toddler all grown up, that’s just another cheeky pop culture borrowing). Nina Hartley, Debbie Diamond and Staci Lords also have scenes.

Stairway to Heaven is available on DVD from GameLink, or watchable online at HotMovies.