Shakespeare Week continues with porn versions of Macbeth. Surprisingly enough, this has been a popular play with pornographers.

In 1998, Stuart Canterbury directed In the Flesh, a porno adaptation of Macbeth starring Kylie Ireland as Lady Macbeth. “Shot on film in the exotic locale of Budapest!” A DVD Talk reviewer wrote, “The moaning may be the most provocative moaning I’ve ever heard in a porno, which is especially arousing in the banquet orgy.”

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In 1999, Italian director Silvio Bandinelli made Macbeth XXX starring Ursula Cavalcanti (now that’s a great porn name) as Lady Macbeth.

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In 2010, edgy porn auteur Madison Young directed and starred in The Curse of Macbeth, a stylish BDSM adaptation on the Heartcore Films label. “The wanton witches subject power-mad Macbeth to dripping hot wax, fervid floggings and cutting-edge knife play. His lusty lady has her way with a leather clad corpse before succumbing to delusions of ‘that damn spot’. Witness spanking, power play, and a death defying rope suspension in this dark fantasy where fair is foul and foul is fair.”

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In 2009, Bluebird Films announced an ambitious three-film XXX version of Macbeth. They even released cover art and a trailer for the first film, to be titled Macbeth, Act I: To Be The King, but the film itself never materialized. Bluebird appears to have abandoned the project.

Shakespeare Week continues with A Midsummer Night’s Cream, a XXX adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream made by Adam & Eve in 2000.

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Blurb: “You’ve never seen Shakespeare like this! In the wildest-ever adaptation of William Shakespeare’s epic tale, a love charm turns an enchanted forest into a sensual fantasy you won’t believe!”

The excellent cast includes Sydnee Steele, Shay Sweet, Amber Michaels, Nina Hartley, Ava Vincent, Cheyenne Silver, Nakita Kash, Heather Lynn, McKayla, Ginger Paige and Evan Stone. Directed by Stuart Canterbury.

I’ve never actually seen an episode of Nurse Jackie, but let’s face it, nurses are hot, therefore This Ain’t Nurse Jackie XXX from Hustler is bound to be hot.

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Lily LaBeau plays the Edie Falco lead role. Lily LaBeau is hot, and Edie Falco is hot, so this one’s a cinch.

Do any real hospitals have those candy-apple-red stethoscopes? Cuz that’s kinda hot too.

Also starring Roxanne Hall, Kiera King, Britney Amber and Skin Diamond. Directed by Stuart Canterbury.

The latest Hollywood version of The Three Musketeers opens today. The porn biz has made several stabs at the famous story in the past. En garde! In 1994, Stuart Canterbury directed The Three Muskatits for Pleasure Productions, starring Angel Bust, Isis Nile and Rebecca Wild.

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In 2002, LGI made a straightfaced, stylish adaptation called The Three Muskeeteers starring Denise Braga, Ingrid Miranda, Lorena Salles and Suzan Moron. Available for streaming at HotMovies or on DVD in our store.

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In 2005, Jill Kelly Productions made the glossy sorta-adaptation Fistful of Musketeers starring Ashton Moore (awesome porn name), Tyler Faith, Tiana Lynn, Haley Paige and Tyra Banxxx.

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The new Conan the Barbarian movie is in theaters this weekend, and Hustler piggybacks with the porn parody This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX.

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Veteran woodsman Lee Stone plays Conan. Female stars include Jazy Berlin, Jayden Cole, Asphyxia Noir, Brandy Aniston and Missy Maze.

This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX is slated for release on Tuesday, August 30, 2011. Unlike some porn studios, Hustler is pretty good about hitting their announced release dates.

Spy Kids 4 opens tomorrow, and PornParody.com celebrates with a bunch of spy spoofs.

In 2004, Dick Smothers Jr. (yes, actual son of Dick Smothers) starred as “Maxwell Sharp” in Get Lucky. Nikki Benz played “Agent 69″.

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In 2008 Hustler piggybacked the Steve Carell Get Smart movie with Get Smartass. This time around Veronica Rayne played “Agent 69″. (Pornographers aren’t paid to be original.)

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Next up: the porn parodies of Austin Powers.

Fox News has been showing some pretty racy pics lately, and there’s more where that came from. Hustler drops the porn parody This Ain’t Fox News XXX next week (6/14/2011).

Tom Byron as fake XXX Glenn Beck could be funny, but they should have tried harder to replicate Beck’s hair. Also starring Darryl Hanah, Sea J. Raw, Loni Evans and Nicole Aniston.

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I’m totally sick of politics right now, so I’ll sit this one out.

The second most recent Baywatch porn parody was Hustler’s This Ain’t Baywatch XXX, released in fall 2010.

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Directed by Stuart Canterbury, starring Gina Lynn, Lexi Belle, Lela Star, Samantha Sin, Angie Savage and Breanne Benson.

Watch This Ain’t Baywatch XXX now in our Porn Parody online theater.

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The latest reality TV porn parody from Hustler is This Ain’t the Bachelor XXX.

Chris Johnson stars as the XXX Bachelor. (Porn parody fans might remember him as fake Scott Disick in Keeping It Up For the Kard-Ass-Ians.)

Starlets vying for the rose include Kayla Paige, Alanah Rae, Bailey Brooks, Janie Summers, Melissa Jacobs and Sabrina Maree.

Not surprisingly, Hustler wasn’t the first one to think of this. There were a pair of The Bachelor porn parodies released back in 2003, one gay and one straight. And there have been many, many other dating show porn parodies.

Hustler continues its “This Ain’t . . .” porn parody franchise with This Ain’t Dancing with the Stars XXX. “Dancing so sultry, so sexy even the judges can’t resist! Watch sex-hungry stars work up a sweat on the dance floor, then satisfy their lust backstage!” Some even satisfy their lust onstage with the judges.

Directed by Stuart Canterbury, starring Cody Lane, Dylan Riley, Dylan Ryder, Kiara Diane, Scarlett Fay and Sindee Jennings.

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Not to be confused with Sin City’s 2009 Dancing With Pornstars or Sex Line’s 2008 Dancing With the Pornstars.