Axel Braun has posted the official SFW trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody. Yeah! Geek porn nirvana!

The cast includes pretty much every pornstar in the biz, notably Allie Haze as Princess Leia.

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Release date scheduled for Tuesday, January 17, 2012. Pre-orders available now. Vivid is pretty good about hitting its release dates.

Axel Braun has posted a teaser trailer for the upcoming Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody on his YouTube channel.

OMFG, that looks awesome.

Star Wars week at PORN PARODY concludes with a glimpse back to the very beginnings of George Lucas’s universe.

Star Babe came out in 1977, the same year as Star Wars. It sprang from the warped imagination of Anne Perry-Rhine, who wrote and directed a handful of early porn features (sometimes using the pseudonym S. B., short for “Super Bitch”).

Lily Rodgers, Tomi LaRoux and Becky Savage play Star Babe, Twinkle Toes and Milky Way, agents of the United World Space Agency trying to save planet Earth. The low-budget futuristic sets and costumes have a goofy charm.

Star Babe (1977)

The DVD is out of print, but Star Babe is watchable online at GameLink or AEBN or Hot Movies.

Star Whores: The Phantom Anus

Our last two posts looked at ambitious, creative Star Wars porn parodies: the Porn Wars trilogy from Private and the trippy hentai Star Ballz. Today we look at a pair of much less ambitious Star Wars parodies.

Metro riffed on the first film of George Lucas’s latter-day prequel trilogy with the XXX title Star Whores: The Phantom Anus. This is what I call a “box cover parody”, because there’s no parody content beyond the box cover.

Phantom Anus is a compilation of straightforward sex scenes. “2 hours! 6 scenes! All anal!” That’s not necessarily a bad thing, just don’t expect to see a Darth Vader lookalike sodomizing a Princess Leia lookalike.

Star Whores (2005)

CDI used the same title pun for its 2005 release Star Whores. This was another “box cover parody”, another collection of six hardcore sex scenes in which no dresses up in Star Wars garb or pretends to be screwing in outer space.

Star Whores has a pretty good cast list including Brittney Skye, Taylor Rain, Vicky Vette and Trinity (who probably took her porn name from the Matrix character).

The DVD is out of print, but it’s available online at GameLink or AEBN.

George Lucas’s Star Wars series generated many porn parodies, none weirder than the 2001 XXX hentai flick Star Ballz.

The animators crossed Star Wars with various other geek culture universes. Goku from Dragonball becomes “Wank Solo”; Princess Leia looks like Sailor Moon with stripper implants; R2D2 looks like a robot Pikachu; and Darth Vader’s helmet has Mickey Mouse ears.

Lucasfilm tried to block release of Star Ballz on copyright and trademark infringement grounds, but a federal judge ruled that was “little likelihood of confusion” between the two films. “The Star Wars films are so famous that is extremely unlikely that consumers would believe that Star Ballz is associated with Star Wars or Lucasfilm.” Score one for freedom of speech.

Star Ballz - hentai Star Wars parody

One of the great cinematic trilogies of all time spawned an almost-as-great porn parody trilogy: the Porn Wars films made by Private in 2006.

In Porn Wars – Episode I, the good Jodi warriors battle the evil Seth. You’ll see lots of unorthodox Jodi training and a XXX version of the famous cantina scene.

Porn Wars - Private

Porn Wars: Episode II continues the treachery, heroism and hot sex. There’s even some computer animation and green screen work. The box cover features the tagline “Cum Join the Force!”

Porn Wars - Episode II

Porn Wars: Episode III concludes with an intergalactic orgy that will turn even the vilest villain away from the dark side.

Porn Wars: Episode III