Yes! Finally! After countless original series porn parodies, someone has finally gone where no pornographer has gone before and made a Star Trek: The Next Generation porn parody.

Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody officially releases on Thursday, May 5, 2011. But we have the trailer and poster, and they both look awesome.

Ensign Ro! Tasha Yar! Dr. Leah Brahms! Data has sex! Tasha Yar again with that sexy Romulan haircut! And no Wesley!

Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody

The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody includes Kimberly Kane, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, India Summer, April O’Neil and Tyler Knight.

Directed by Sam Hain, who previously helmed PRON: the XXX Parody, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody and The Sex Files 2, so apparently he’s the go-to sci-fi porn parody guy now.

As we noted last month (“This Isn’t McHale’s Navy, aka McKayla’s Navy”), some low-end porn distributors have started renaming and reissuing old porn parodies to cash in on the current craze.

The annoying trend continues with two “new releases”. This Isn’t Star Trek: A XXX Parody came out on DVD last week. It’s actually a great porn parody, but it’s not new — it’s a reissue of the 1999 flick XXX Trek: The Maneater.

This Isn't Star Trek: A XXX Parody (2010 reissue)

Also new in stores is This Isn’t Gilligan’s Island: A XXX Parody, in fact a reissue of Ginger’s Island from 1997.

This Isn't Gilligan's Island: A XXX Parody (2010 reissue)

Hustler must be pissed off, since these reissue titles sound suspiciously similar to Hustler’s 2009 productions This Ain’t Star Trek XXX and This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX.

This Ain't Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect

Hustler presents the most anticipated porn parody sequel of the year, This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect.

The production design and the plot are pure old-school Original Series: “Stranded on a distant planet, the crew of the Enterprise are captured by sultry aliens. When the rescue mission goes awry, its up to Kirk to charm his way into the heart and loins of the beautiful Alien Queen.”

Evan Stone returns as Captain Kirk. The female stars include Jada Fire, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Texas, Jennifer Dark, Kagney Linn Karter and Madison Scott. Directed by Axel Braun (damn he’s a busy guy) once again.

Trailer for Hustler’s upcoming This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect (currently slated for April 6, 2010, release).

On April 5, just before the DVD came out, Hustler posted another, slightly longer trailer.

XXX Files: Lust in Space

The XXX Files: Lust In Space (1995) is definitely a porn parody, but parody of what exactly? The X-Files? Lost in Space?

The back cover proclaims, “Ron Jeremy plays Commander Duckbutter, an evil space overlord bent on controlling Earth and becoming the greatest porn producer of all time.” That sounds more like a porn parody of Battlefield Earth.

The babes in silver lamé bikinis and go-go boots are straight out of Star Trek original series.

Let’s just file it under “science fiction” and forge ahead.

Star Trek weekend concludes with this series of Sex Trek porn parodies made by Moonlight between 1990 and 1995. The subtitles have the usual unimaginative puns: The Next Penetration, The Search For Sperm, The Wrath of Bob, The Next Orgasm, Deep Space Sex.

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

Sex Trek 2: The Search for Sperm

Sex Trek 3: The Wrath of Bob

Sex Trek 4: The Next Orgasm

Sex Trek 5: Deep Space Sex

The 2007 release Porn Comixxx, Volume 1: XXX Trek is actually a revamped version of the 1999 porn flick XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm. The producers ran the earlier film through a  rotoscoping filter to make it look comic booky, and re-released it on DVD. The results are not impressive, though the original film is pretty funny.

Porn Comixxx: XXX Trek

back cover comic book motif

Another Star Trek porn parody from the last couple years is Star Trix: Deep Penetration from Muffia. Jayden James stars as the alien babe in green body paint.

Star Trix: Deep Penetration

Two Star Trek porn parodies appeared in 1999, XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm and XXX Trek: The Man Eater. These were made together with the same actors on the same sets. Both titles run appx 80 minutes with five sex scenes. Several pornstars appear in both titles (Randy Spears as fake Kirk, Mike Horner as fake Spock, Steve Austin as fake McCoy, Rich Handsome as fake Scotty, Obsession, Farrah, Candy Apples, Angelica Sin), but no scene pairings are repeated.

So if you’re in the mood, you can watch both titles back-to-back and treat it as one 160-minute porn parody epic. It probably doesn’t matter which one goes first, the plot makes no sense anyway.

XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm

XXX Trek: The Man Eater

After yesterday’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX post, we’re declaring Star Trek weekend here at PornParody.com.

The studio Platinum Blue made two recent parodies, Sex Trek: Charly XXX and Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4. Fans of the original series will recognize puns on episode titles “Charlie X” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before”. Someone at Platinum Blue is a geek.

Sex Trek: Charly XXX

Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4