Crank up your vuvuzelas, Private taps into World Cup fever with the brand new XXX porn parody Private World Cup: Footballers’ Wives. The DVD comes out July 6, but GameLink (owned by Private) has it available now for streaming or download.

Bobbi Starr plays “Victoria Fuckham” (haha), Carla Cox plays “Leslie Trash” (a pun on Leslie Ash, a British actress married to former football star Lee Chapman), and Amy Brooke plays “Paris Cliton” (presumably a pun on Paris Hilton, not a footballer’s wife as far as I know). Kimberly Kane also appears.

Private World Cup: Footballers' Wives

Private celebrated the previous World Cup in similar fashion with Private Football Cup 2006, known as Private Soccer Cup 2006 in the Yanks market.

Private Soccer Cup 2006 XXX

Tiger Woods scandal exploitation has been a big porn biz trend this year. Up to now, these titles have taken two forms: releases highlighting Tiger’s pornstar mistresses Joslyn James and Holly Sampson (Tiger’s Tail, Tiger Tamer, MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal and Naughty America Special Edition) or porn parody reenactments with Tiger Woods lookalikes (Tyler’s Wood and Tiger’s Got Wood).

Those two trends will come together in the upcoming Vivid release The Eleventh Hole, in which Tiger mistress and shameless publicity whore Joslyn James will reenact her affair with a Tiger lookalike. (Release date: June 28, 2010.)

The Eleventh Hole - Joslyn James in Tiger Woods xxx parody by Vivid

Vivid has released publicity photos showing Joslyn James at a casting call for Tiger Woods lookalikes.

Vivid casting call for Tiger Woods porn parody with Joslyn James

WTF? The guy on the far right is the only one who looks even remotely close to Tiger Woods.

Bad News Bitches

One more baseball title to celebrate Opening Day. The porn biz tossed out the XXX parody Bad News Bitches in 2005, the same year as Richard Linklater’s disappointing remake of The Bad News Bears.

They actually play baseball in this porn flick. Well, softball at least. The final sex scene is an eight-girl lesbian poolside orgy with Charlie Laine, Cherry Poppens, Faith Leon, Holly Wellin, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Naudia Nyce and Nautica Thorn. That’s nice, but why not nine?

They made three Bad News Bitches sequels with assorted pornstar phenoms and free agents. Our online theater has the whole Bad News Bitches series available for viewing or downloading. Our DVD store has BNB 2, BNB 3 and BNB 4 for sale; the original is sadly out-of-print.

Bang the Butt Slowly

Baseball season has begun! PornParody.com celebrates our favorite rite of spring with a very stoopid baseball movie XXX pun, Bang the Butt Slowly.

It’s a 4-hour compilation of anal scenes from other XXX flicks. No baseball or parody content beyond the title. But I do love the title.

Pornstars represented include Kylie Ireland, Bridgette Kerkove, Chloe and Stacy Valentine, all of whom throw like girls.

Rollerball (Jim Powers XXX porn parody)

Dystopian sports movie Rollerball may not seem like an obvious choice for a porn parody, but Jim Powers is a twisted genius and we will never question his judgment.

In Powers’ XXX remake of Rollerball (sometimes known as Roller Balled), Bridgette Kerkove takes on the James Caan role. The rollerskating pornstar squad also includes hubby Skeeter Kerkove, Aurora Snow, Olivia Saint and Gwen Summers.

This XXX parody remake came out in 2002, the same year as the godawful big-budget Hollywood remake starring Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn and LL Cool J. The porn guys didn’t have as much money to spend on set design, but they sure had a lot more fun.

Still from Rollerball (Jim Powers XXX parody version)

Crappy sportswriter Mitch Albom made his fortune with the crappy “inspirational” book Tuesdays with Morrie, then followed that with more crappy inspiration in The Five People You Meet in Heaven.

Hustler got in on the inspiration racket with 5 People You Meet In Porn, a “hot and sticky tale about what it takes to make it in the porn biz”. Trust us, you’ll feel inspired.

5 People You Meet in Porn | Hustler

Available on DVD, or watch online at AEBN or Hot Movies.

Tiger Woodsploitation remains a hot trend in the porn biz. Since two of his revealed mistresses were pornstars, studios have plenty of content ready to repackage as Tiger scandal tie-ins. Think up some golf double entendres for the box cover, boom, ship it out.

New this week, Joslyn James: Tiger Tamer stars one famous pornstar mistress. “Tiger slipped his wood in this sandtrap!” Because vaginas are a lot like sandtraps.

Joslyn James: Tiger Tamer

The other famous pornstar mistress, Holly Sampson, appears in Tiger’s Tail. According to the back cover, “the heated and horny hottie bends over and lets you drive into her tee box!” Because vaginas are a lot like tee boxes.

Tigers Tail with Holly Sampson

Posted previously — MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal starring both Joslyn James and Holly Sampson.

In 1977 director Gerard Damiano and pornstar Vanessa del Rio got into the sporting spirit with the Erotic Olympics. Anyone who says “sex is not a competition” has clearly never seen this flick.

Other stars include Sharon Mitchell (occasionally in the news these days as founder/head of the Adult Industry Medical health clinic), Jennifer Wright, Paula Morton and Susaye London.

Erotic Olympics - Vanessa del Rio

Sometimes known by the alternate titles Joint Venture or Sex Team.

Private toasted the 2008 summer Olympics with Pornolympics: The Anal Games. 22 female pornstars compete in events like anal mud wrestling, dildo bike riding and jizznastics.

Pornolympics: The Anal Games | Private

Last year Vouyer Media followed suit with Oral Olympics: Blo for the Gold. The competition here is less exotic. Six girls — Aiden Starr, Charley Chase, Cindy Hope, Madison Parker, Rachel Roxxx, Tory Lane — take turns giving blow jobs, while a panel of judges watch and announce their scores.

Oral Olympics: Blo for the Gold

Do you suffer from Olympic Fever? Have you found yourself watching curling on TV even though you don’t understand the rules? If so, you’re not alone.

Legendary platinum blonde pornstar Seka paid tribute to the Olympics back in 1979 with Olympic Fever. The premise: “Kristin Powers is a struggling swimmer hoping to make the U.S. Swim Team. She has a protein deficiency, which prevents her from obtaining her dream of winning gold medals. Kristen sees a doctor who prescribes a dosage of protein in the form of sperm.” You can laugh, but the East Germans actually tried this.

Seka in Olympic Fever