CSI Miami: A XXX Parody

There have been several CSI porn parodies, but the franchise’s red-headed stepchild finally gets its due with CSI Miami: A XXX Parody from Sex Line Sinema.

Stars include Monica Mayhem, Tabitha Stevens, Jessica Jaymes and Nicole Ray. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your point of view, there’s no David Caruso lookalike in the cast.

The plot premise: “A CSI crime lab is exploding with sperm! There is sperm everywhere at the studio where a Miami photographer fucks his model to the point of exhaustion. The lab technicians mount a series of sexual recreations to test their theories on the sperm trajectories.”

Vampire Sex Diaries

The Vampire Diaries novels predate the Twilight novels, but The Vampire Diaries TV show clearly owes its existence to the cute & cuddly Twilight teen vampire craze (with hints of Supernatural, The OC, etc.)

And now, halfway through its first season, The Vampire Diaries already has its own XXX porn parody — The Vampire Sex Diaries — which will probably look a lot like the various Twilight porn parodies.

The premise: research biologist Brad and girlfriend Amber stumble upon a long-forgotten town infested by “carnal vampires” obsessed with sex. They don’t crave blood, they crave you!

If they don’t crave blood, are they still technically vampires? Is that even scientifically possible?

Sex Line Sinema hyped The Vampire Sex Diaries as “a landmark adult event” in this YouTube trailer.