It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of Seduction Cinema, maker of campy softcore porn parodies. Now they have packaged four long out-of-print titles in a DVD box set: Seduction Cinema Late Nite TV Sexy Spoof Collection. Oh yeah.

Seduction Cinema Late Nite TV Sexy Spoof Collection box set

The box set inclues: SpiderBabe, Lord of the G-Strings, Gladiator Eroticus and Play-Mate of the Apes. Seduction Cinema superstars Misty Mundae and Darian Caine appear in all four titles.

The sexploitation goofballs at Seduction Cinema took on Batman, specifically 2008 megahit The Dark Knight, in their campy softcore porn parody BatBabe: The Dark Nightie.

Darian Caine plays billionaire stripper/strip club mogul Wendy Wane. By night she prowls Bacchum City as her alter ego BatBabe, “a voluptuous vigilante who takes a bite out of crime and even bigger bite out of naughty females lucky enough to cross her path”. When psycho supercriminal The Jerker threatens to steal Bacchum’s entire porn suppy, Batbabe has to save the day.

BatBabe: The Dark Nightie

We’re counting down the days til Iron Man 2 hits theaters (46, fyi). Campy softcore studio Seduction Cinema riffed on the first Iron Man with softcore porn parody The Insatiable Ironbabe. Boobs, butts, bush, corny jokes and cheesy special effects — what’s not to love?

Jackie Stevens plays billionaire industrialist Horny Fark, whose company Fark Industries makes high-tech weapons and sex toys, until she’s kidnapped by terrorists and becomes … Ironbabe.

The Insatiable Ironbabe | Seduction Cinema

Softcore porn parody studio Seduction Cinema made Kinky Kong for approximately 1/10,000^th the budget of Peter Jackson’s bloated King Kong remake. Bare breasts and fart jokes are cheap.

Plot summary for Kinky Kong from TLA: “When acclaimed erotica director Seymour Ass disembarks on remote Bone Island to shoot his next soft-core epic with sexpot starlet Fanny Sparrow, he discovers several big obstacles to overcome…none more imposing than a 60 foot tall simian with a naughty penchant for peeping and a kinky attraction to beautiful young women of the homo sapien persuasion.”

Kinky Kong | Seduction Cinema

I love Seduction Cinema and softcore superstar Misty Mundae. In Erotic Werewolf in London, the moon is irrelevant; Misty Mundae becomes a werewolf when she reaches orgasm. The box cover promises a “softcore horror film that’s loaded with full-frontal female nudity and lesbian sex”.

An Erotic Werewolf in London

Expect lots more horror porn parodies over the next 2½ weeks.

The Tomb Raider videogames and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider movies did not generate as many porn parodies as one would expect. The most famous knockoff title was Womb Raider. This was not hardcore porn, rather a campy softcore parody from a studio called Cyberscan.

Womb Raider

Cyberscan used a different, less exciting box cover for the “special edition” release of Womb Raider. Why make Lara Croft porn, then crop off her legendary boobs on the box cover?

Womb Raider

Seduction Cinema, a more famous studio making these sorts of campy softcore porn parodies, released Mummy Raider with the heavenly Misty Mundae, combining elements of Tomb Raider and The Mummy.

Mummy Raider

The hardcore porn industry took one big XXX stab at Tomb Raider with Jewel Raider in 2001. This title is sadly out-of-print. It’s not even available for video-on-demand viewing, which is unusual. However, you can watch a long fight scene from Jewel Raider at YouTube.

Jewel Raider

Two porn studios used the titles Womb Raider and Womb Raiders for generic XXX compilation DVDs. These were title-only parodies, which don’t really count in my book.