Ashes to Ashes was the sequel series to BBC’s Life on Mars. Where the first series had a policeman mysteriously transported back to 1973, Ashes to Ashes had policewoman Keeley Hawes mysteriously transported back to 1981.

Now Television X turns Ashes to Ashes into the XXX porn parody Tashes to Gashes, in which policewoman Neeley Whores (played by Sasha Rose) is mysteriously transported back to the 1980s.

Tashes to Gashes - Ashes XXX porn parody

One scene involves officer Whores having sex with a David Bowie lookalike.

Wicked plans to release Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody on May 30, 2012, a few days after Men In Black III hits theaters. And they’ve launched their buzz campaign with three promo YouTube videos: a trailer, a clip and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

That’s veteran woodsman Randy Spears in the Tommy Lee Jones role, with Ethan Hunt and Misty Stone splitting the Will Smith role. Also starring Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, India Summer, Alektra Blue, Mia Lelani, Isis Taylor and Nicole Aniston. Directed by Brad Armstrong.

Watch this space for pre-order info.

After some frustrating delays, Axel Braun and Vivid have completed and released Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody.

From now until Tuesday, February 21, it’s only available to Vivid.com subscribers.

Check out this hardcore gallery of still photos or watch the softcore trailer again.

The Star Wars XXX DVD ships on Tuesday, February 21, 2012. Pre-orders open.

Vivid calls it “the most ambitious porn ever made”, and they might be right.

Wicked just released Busty Invaders From Mars, directed by Jonathan Morgan, billed as a porn parody of 1950s science-fiction alien invasion flicks. Kind of like Mars Attacks!, only bustier. Much, much bustier.

Busty Invaders From Mars - Wicked sci-fi porn parody

Starring Alektra Blue, Lisa Ann and Tasha Reign.

Back in print after several years in limbo: Trixxx and Trixxx 2, a two-part 1999 porn parody of The Matrix.

Trixxx - Matrix porn parody

The promo blurb says, “Is the world around us real or a fantasy pulled in front of our eyes to hide the truth??? That is what HASH (Michael J. Cox) is going to discover… When he meets JADE (Cheyenne Silver) and SERENADE (Rebecca Lord), his whole world collapses and he is introduced to reality… Hidden deep under the ocean, in a submarine, a small group of rebels show him the real nature of life.” Also starring Inari Vachs, Candy Apples, Nancy Vee and Amia More.

Trixxx 2 - Matrix sequel porn parody

In typical porno fashion, they did not complete the trilogy.

Axel Braun has posted the official SFW trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody. Yeah! Geek porn nirvana!

The cast includes pretty much every pornstar in the biz, notably Allie Haze as Princess Leia.

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Release date scheduled for Tuesday, January 17, 2012. Vivid is pretty good about hitting its release dates. Ha ha ha, boy are we gullible. The release date was pushed back a couple more times. Absolutely final release date is Tuesday, February 21, 2012. Pre-orders available now.

New studio Mike Hunt Productions (they stole that joke from Porky’s) launches with Duke Fuckem: A Hardcore Videogame Parody, which they promise will be “the first in a series of erotic videogame parodies”.

Duke Fuckem - hardcore videogame porn parody

Starring Abella Anderson, Bella Resse, Codi Carmichael, Jamey Janes, Stevie Shae and Ron Jeremy. Directed by Ralph Long.

Release date for Duke Fuckem: A Hardcore Videogame Parody scheduled for Wednesday, January 4, 2012.

If they really wanted to push the joke, they could announce the release date, then postpone, then postpone again, then postpone again, then finally release the DVD in 2019. But they probably won’t do that.

UPDATE: In stock & shipping as of Wednesday, January 11, 2012!

Back to the Future generated a few porn parodies soon after its 1985 release, but only one circulates today — Black to the Future (1986).

Black to the Future - 1986 XXX porn parody

The premise: “A young and beautiful professor has discovered a way to become a legendary sex goddess of history and experience the wild, wicked and wanton ways of those erotic women! She shares her secret with three of her most beautiful and sensual pupils. They visit an unusual shop of dream where there is a strangely magnificent pink car pulsating with erotic power. As each girl steps into this sex machine, she is transformed into the historic sex symbol she wants to be.”

Starring Erica Boyer, Kristara Barrington, Melissa Melendez, Tish Ambrose, Buddy Love, Robbie Dee, Frank James and Herschel Savage. The title pun doesn’t really make sense, since Robbie Dee (seen on the box cover driving the car) is the only black pornstar in that cast.

Sadly, Backside to the Future (also 1986) and Backside to the Future (1987) don’t circulate today.

If the porn parody craze continues at its present crazy pace, we expect a new Back to the Future XXX parody in 2012 or 2013.

Evan Stone channels young Robin Williams in Mork & Mindy: A Dream Zone Parody, new in stores today. Also starring Chanel Preston (as Mindy), Kagney Linn Karter, Marie McCray, Teagan Summers and Nicki Blue.

Mork & Mindy Dream Zone XXX Porn Parody

Bluebird released its own porn parody, entitled Mork & Mandy, a couple years back. There was also a Dork & Mandy back in 1982, which sadly doesn’t survive. AIFD doesn’t even have a cast list.

William Black, a highly regarded “new wave pornographer” in the early 1990s, made this 1990 porn parody of Alien Nation entitled Anal Nation.

The title pun isn’t very original, but you gotta love the back cover blurb: “She was an alien with a black hole fixation!”

The totally plausible sci-fi premise: “Welcome to the Popoff Clinic, where a special race of aliens has infiltrated the patient pool to learn about this strange practice humans enjoy. Something called anal sex.” The Popoff Clinic looks a lot like a rented LA McMansion.

The cast included Bridgette Monroe, Bionca, Zara Whites, Gidgette and young Rocco Siffredi.

William Black followed up in 1991 with Anal Nation 2: The DP Zone.

The totally plausible sci-fi premise: “Kelly Blue has been spotted in the DP zone. In an Anal Nation there are only a few things that will shock these whores. DP is one of those things!”

The sequel cast included cover girl Kelly Blue, Ashley Nicole, Bionca and Carolyn Monroe.