This Ain't Hollywood Squares XXX - Hustler porn parody

Hustler’s newest porn parody targets one of the all-time classic game shows: This Ain’t Hollywood Squares XXX.

From the back cover blurb: “Watch what happens when a group of over-sexed, horny celebrities compete to win! Contestants on this show win a whole lot more than just cash prizes!”

Pornstars playing fake celebrities include Jenna Haze, Faye Reagan, Scarlett Fay, Victoria White, Ashley Jane, Natalie Vegas and Brianna Jordan.

We’ll miss a fake Paul Lynde in the center square, but maybe that version will show up on Gay Porn Parody someday.

Some sources list August 1 or 2 as the release date for This Ain’t Hollywood Squares XXX. Expect that to be pushed back. Hustler hasn’t posted a YouTube trailer yet, and that usually comes first.

A few years back, Wicked referenced the similar game show Tic Tac Dough in its 4-hour compilation release Tic Tac Ho. The tagline “Circle Is Definitely Gonna Get The Square” riffed on the famous Hollywood Squares “Circle Gets the Square” catchphrase.

Hustler released Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan in summer 2009. When Lindsay Lohan ended up in jail last month, Hustler rushed to film new ripped-from-the-headlines scenes. And now, on the very day that Lohan leaves rehab, the Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail DVD hits stores.

Blurb: “The moment has finally arrived when Lindsay gets hauled off to the slammer! Things aren’t so bad for firecrotch since she is in jail with her fellow scissor sisters! Watch as Lindsay makes the most out of being locked up by stuffing her mouth full of punani, and her attempt to win the judge over by stuffing her mouth with his cock!”

Hustler Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail

Scarlett Fay returns as fake XXX Lindsay Lohan. This is a rare instance when the pornstar impersonator is more attractive and has smaller breasts than the actual celebrity.

This Ain't Glee XXX - Hustler porn parody

Hustler has been hyping the hell out of their upcoming This Ain’t Glee XXX, and now it’s available for pre-orders.

Street date = July 6!

Director Axel Braun usually does a great job matching the look and tone of the original, striking just the right balance of campy fun and and hardcore raunch. We have high hopes for this one, even if the pornstar singing and dancing sucks.

The cast includes Tara Lynn Foxx, McKenzee Miles, Nicki Hunter, Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Fay, Alexa Nicole, Miko Sins.

Check out the YouTube previews: the pornstar auditions, the official trailer and the singalong clip.

Hustler continues its “This Ain’t . . .” porn parody franchise with This Ain’t Dancing with the Stars XXX. “Dancing so sultry, so sexy even the judges can’t resist! Watch sex-hungry stars work up a sweat on the dance floor, then satisfy their lust backstage!” Some even satisfy their lust onstage with the judges.

Directed by Stuart Canterbury, starring Cody Lane, Dylan Riley, Dylan Ryder, Kiara Diane, Scarlett Fay and Sindee Jennings.

This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX

Not to be confused with Sin City’s 2009 Dancing With Pornstars or Sex Line’s 2008 Dancing With the Pornstars.