Possibly the stoopidest rock & roll porn parody ever was Sgt Pecker’s Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang.

Sgt Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang

There are four female pornstars — the notorious Annabel Chong, Jordan Lee, Kerri Downs and Sylvia Ryder — which makes this more of an “orgy” than a “gangbang”. The male cast includes Dick Nasty, Guy DiSilva, Ron Jeremy and Tom Byron.

Taxi: A Hardcore Parody - Vouyer

Vouyer Media (yes, that’s the correct spelling) has completed their XXX porn of the 1978-83 TV series Taxi, to be called Taxi: A Hardcore Parody.

The release date is set for July 6, 2010.

The cast includes Ron Jeremy (in the Danny DeVito role), Monique Alexander, Eva Angelina, Kirsten Price, Jenny Hendrix, Krissy Lynn and Evan Stone.

This project was originally titled “Not Really Taxi”, but Vouyer apparently blinked when another porn studio claimed trademark rights to the word “Not”.

New Sensations has announced their next big porn parody release: The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody. (Street date: July 5 — pre-orders open.)

Freckled redhead Faye Reagan plays the Molly Ringwald role. The cast also includes Andy San Dimas and Samantha Ryan (one of whom presumably plays the Ally Sheedy role). New Sensations parody guru Lee Roy Myers directs again.

The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody - New Sensations

The YouTube trailer looks great.

This won’t be the first porn parody of The Breakfast Club. That honor goes to The Box Lunch Club, released in 1986 by Western Visuals, starring Porsche Lynn and Ron Jeremy.

Drill: A Porn Saw Parody was shot over the weekend, so look for it on the release schedule in late July or so. The comedy-horror plot involves a serial killer named “Screwball” on the loose in Porn Valley.

The cast includes Lexi Belle, Asa Akira, Amber Rayne, Syren Demer, Britney Amber, Heidi Mayne, Emy Reyes, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn and David Lord. Old-time pornstars Ginger Lynn and Ron Jeremy also reunite for their first scene together in 25 years.

Ginger Lynn & Ron Jeremy reunite in Drill: A Porn Saw Parody

More set photos. Prediction: the crazed killer turns out to be Ron Jeremy.

Beaver & Buttcheeks

In the early 1990s, when Beavis & Butthead was a brand-new love-it-or-hate-it pop culture phenomenon, several pornographers jumped on the bandwagon with parodies.

Dreamland made Beaver & Buttcheeks in 1993, turning the lead characters into two hot chicks played by Rebecca Bardoux and Tara Monroe. Aside from the title, it bore little resemblance to the original TV series. Ron Jeremy made an appearance, naturally. It was directed by Jim Enright, who’s still in the porn parody game — he also directed new release Roseanne: The XXX Parody.

Also in 1993 Heatwave released The Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver followed by a sequel, neither of which circulates in any form these days.

In 1995, Sin City made a proper Beavis & Butthead porn parody entitled Beaver & Buttface, directed by Buck Adams and starring Adams and Tony Tedeschi. This masterpiece never made it to DVD or online. However, some kind soul with an old VHS copy has posted a five-minute non-sex excerpt to YouTube.

Please, someone, make the whole Beaver & Buttface available again!

Not the Bradys XXX 4: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family

Will Ryder and X-Play present the fourth installment in their Brady Bunch porn parody series. This time they’ve gone crossover crazy with the loopy high-concept Not the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family.

The plot evokes the famous “Johnny Bravo” episode of The Brady Bunch. And from the YouTube trailer, it looks like Keith Partridge and Marcia Brady hook up.

The all-pornstar cast includes Alana Evans, Dylan Riley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kris Slater, Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes, Lynn LeMay, Payton Leigh, Shawna Lenee, Mike Horner, James Deen, Nick Manning (as Keith Partridge) and Ron Jeremy (as Sam the Butcher).

Will Ryder has made three previous Brady Bunch porn parodies as well as the 2009 This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX.

Robin Hood has been a popular porn parody subject over the years. In 1998 there was Throbin Hood: Prince of Beaves, in which “Throbin Hood and his band of merry men in tights rebel against the evil Queen and Sheriff Naughty Ham’s efforts to collect tax on pussy.” Stars included Alyssa Allure, Angelica Sin, Anna Malle, Nakita Kash, Teri Starr, Randy Spears and Ron Jeremy (as “Friar Fuck”).

Throbin Hood: Prince of Beaves

In 1991, the same year Hollywood released two rival Robin Hood films, there was Robin Head starring Paula Price Sharon Kane and Mike Horner. Tagline: “She gave to the rich and gave to the poor.”

Robin Head - 1991 XXX parody

And in 1988, Caballero gave us Throbbin’ Hood starring Rick Savage, Brittany Morgan and Jessica Wylde. The back cover blurb reads, “That legendary bandit of adventure is now back in a modern-day setting, San Francisco, and his ‘fairy’ tales are as straight as his arrow — and dirtier and bawdier than the most filthy fables. In this city so gay by the bay, he has a job fencing off all the hard-up horny women looking for his kind of lance: A throbbin’, quivering piece of all male-magnetism.” Hmm, methinks the man in green tights is feeling a tad insecure.

Throbbin Hood - Robin Hood XXX parody

Spunk'd: The Movie - XXX porn parody

MTV celebrity prank show Punk’d got the porn parody treatment in 2007 with Spunk’d: The Movie. The back cover quotes Gram Ponante of Fleshbot and Porn Valley Observed raving, “The funniest porn movie of the year! … You’ll ejaculate with laughter!”

Fake celebrities caught in the hidden camera skits include Lindsay Blowhan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, Katherine Hymen, Dumi Moore, Hairless Hilton and Cumdoleezza Rice. Fake host Gashton Cootcher links the scenes.

The all-pornstar cast includes (female) Aurora Snow, Dru Berrymore, Eva Angelina, Ginger Lea, Hillary Scott, Jada Fire, Kaiya Lynn, Katie Morgan, Kelly Broox, Lexi Belle, Mikayla Mendez, Penny Flame, Vanessa Lane and (male) Dick Nasty, Evan Stone, Hershel Savage, Marcos Leon, Nick Manning, Ron Jeremy, Steven St. Croix and Trent Soluri.

Also see Spunk’d: The Complete First Load, starring Brad Benton as host “Asshole Fucker”, at our awesome brother site GayPornParody.com.

After the bump, some YouTube teaser clips from Spunk’d: The Movie.

Faster Pussycat Fuck! Fuck!

Russ Meyer’s exploitation classic Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! presents a difficult target for porn parody. The original is so delirious and gratuitous and campy, there’s nowhere left for a parody to go.

Director-pornstar Elizabeth Starr seems to have recognized this, because her 2005 XXX flick Faster Pussycat Fuck! Fuck! is billed not as a parody but “a titanic tribute to the late great Russ Meyer” (who died in 2004). It’s a good fit, since Starr Productions has always shared Meyer’s passion for massive boobs.

Elizabeth Starr, Summer Cummings and Tiffany Towers play the three thrill-crazed vixens who terrorize (and fuck) a vacationing couple and hillbilly family. Ron Jeremy plays one of the hillbillies, and Meyer’s late-life romantic partner Kitten Natividad makes a cameo.

If you’ve never seen the original Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, do yourself a favor and add it to your Netflix queue immediately.

Most porn parodies are named after movies or TV shows, but sometimes pornographers get creative or just weird. This week we’ll look at some porn flicks named after wars, invasions, weapons and other things military.

The folks who made these films probably had no intention of being pro-war or anti-war, supporting the troops or dissing the generals, waving the flag or burning the flag. Pornographers just latch onto anything topical in hopes of making their latest title stand out. And god bless them for that.

Operation Desert Stormy

Wicked made Operation Desert Stormy in 2007 as a vehicle for pornstar Stormy Daniels. (The 1991 war to drive Iraqi troops from Kuwait was codenamed “Operation Desert Storm”.) It’s a goofy XXX spy comedy in the vein of Mr. and Mrs. Smith or True Lies. Ron Jeremy plays a stereotypical Arab terrorist chieftain. Other stars include Steven St. Croix, Kaylani Lei, Jenna Haze, Lorena Sanchez, Audrey Bitoni and Nicole Sheridan.

Operation Desert Stormy was a huge seller and award-winner, so Wicked followed up with a sequel, Operation Tropical Stormy.

Operation Tropical Stormy

Our AEBN-powered online theater has both Operation Desert Stormy and Operation Tropical Stormy available for download or streaming.