Superhero comedy Kick-Ass gets an appropriately cheapo porn parody in Kick Azz: A Hardcore Comixxx Parody, starring Esperanza Gomez, Abella Anderson, Alanah Rae, Emma Heart, Isis Taylor, Ron Jeremy, Jim Powers and Evan Stone.

Kick Azz XXX Parody starring Esperanza Gomez

The one review we found was not positive. “In all honesty, the movie didn’t have a clear plot, at moments it took plot from the original feature Kick Ass, but most of the movie look like short vignettes with POV shots, and material that appeared to be behind the scenes footage.”

Kick Azz: A Hardcore Comixxx Parody does feature two sex scenes with Esperanza Gomez, her first after a two-year hiatus from the porn biz.

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Powersville released some neato promo posters:

Vivid presents Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody, a lovingly faithful porno recreation of Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure directed by B. Skow and starring Tommy Pistol as Pee-Wee.

From now through Monday, February 27, Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure is available exclusively to Vivid.com subscribers. The DVD edition ships on Tuesday, February 28. DVD pre-orders open.

The SFW trailer looks great. Frances, Large Marge, biker bar, escaped convict, crashing the Hollywood (now Chatsworth) movie set, faux Danny Elfman score, it’s all there.

The cast includes Capri Anderson, Aiden Starr, Jada Fire, Lea Lexis (aka Lee Lexus), Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Lee Stone, Evan Stone, Tracey Sweet, Ariel Lee, Alisa Ford and Emily Eve.

Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody - Vivid

The “Flying Pink Pig” porn parody series continues with Riding The Flying Pink Pig.

Riding the Flying Pink Pig - XXX porn parody with new Snoop Dogg song

The cast this time around includes Nikki Hunter, Cytherea, Sunny Lane, Andy San Dimas, Victoria Lawson, Lizz Tayler, Tessa Taylor, Sasha Hart, Mr. Marcus and Ron Jeremy. Written and directed by Erica McLean.

The soundtrack for Riding The Flying Pink Pig boasts an “original song” by Snoop Dogg called “Pink Pussy”, the early frontrunner for Best Original Song at next year’s AVN Awards.

This is the third flick in the series, following The Flying Pink Pig and The Flying Pink Pig 2. For the uninitiated … The Flying Pig is a gourmet food truck outfit in Los Angeles. The truck really is pink. The first XXX parody was shot in the real Flying Pig truck, which led to a war of words and lawsuit threats between mobile restaurateur and porn parodist.

The “Leisure Suit Larry” videogame series launched in 1987 with Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards, which put gamers in the role of a 40-year-old virgin trying to pick up hot women. Original writer Al Lowe made five sequels over the next decade. In the 2000s, Sierra revived the series without Lowe and with a new, younger “Larry” character (nephew of the original Larry).

Now Mike Hunt Inc. brings us “a hardcore video game parody” — more of an affectionately sleazy tribute, really — entitled Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX.

Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX videogame porn parody

The Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX box cover art mimics the cover of 2004′s Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. And like that game, the porn parody plot follows the original Larry’s nephew as he tries to get laid at college.

The cast includes Lisa Ann, Mika Tan, Katsuni, Ava Devine, Priya Rai, Liza Del Sierra, Nicole Aniston and Ron Jeremy (as old “Uncle Larry”). In typical porn fashion, the actor playing young Larry is not identified anywhere.

Director Jordan Septo returns to the classics with OMG … It’s The Flashdance XXX Parody. Albanian-born hardbody Breanne Benson fills the Jennifer Beals role.

OMG ... Flashdance XXX Porn Parody

Back cover blurb: “Experience the pop-culture of the 80′s like never before. The music, the dancing and the leg warmers are all back. And so is the welding, the water dancing, the conflicts and inspiration. But this time the leg warmers are coming off and everyone gets soaking wet. Oh, what a feeling!”

Also starring Lexi Belle, Rocco Reed, Breanne Benson, Chanel Preston, Ash Hollywood, Nicole Aniston, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Pistol and Xander Corvus.

This isn’t the first Flashdance porn parody. Back in 1983, right after the original Flashdance came out, the original XXX Flesh Dance starred Shanna Evens (aka Shana Evans), Janey Robbins, Kimberly Carson, Rachel Ashley, Ron Jeremy and John Leslie.

Flesh Dance - XXX porn parody 1983

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Penthouse released its own Fleshdance in 2007 with Franchezca Valentina in the Jennifer Beals role. The movie opens with a hot sex scene in the welding shop. Personally I don’t like to have sex around barbed wire, but different strokes for different folks.

Fleshdance (Penthouse 2007) welding shop sex scene

The Penthouse Fleshdance is out of print on DVD, but available for streaming and download.

Night of the Headhunter starring Ron Jeremy

Night of the Hunter would make an interesting porn parody target, but the 1985 porn flick Night of the Headhunter borrowed nothing but the title. It’s closer in spirit to the headhunter episodes of Gilligan’s Island, with a plot that sounds a lot like The Mask.

The promo blurb explains, “A tribal mask with magical powers influences the sex lives of two generations in Alabama. The mask is making the occupants in the house do many strange things whether it’s day or night, male or female, or even multiples.”

The 80s all-star cast included Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Stacey Donovan, Bianca Gold (aka Bionca or Bionca Seven), Heather Manfield, Ron Jeremy, Peter North and the great Jack Baker.

Released by Western Visuals. The original box cover doesn’t seem to survive anywhere.

New studio Mike Hunt Productions (they stole that joke from Porky’s) launches with Duke Fuckem: A Hardcore Videogame Parody, which they promise will be “the first in a series of erotic videogame parodies”.

Duke Fuckem - hardcore videogame porn parody

Starring Abella Anderson, Bella Resse, Codi Carmichael, Jamey Janes, Stevie Shae and Ron Jeremy. Directed by Ralph Long.

Release date for Duke Fuckem: A Hardcore Videogame Parody scheduled for Wednesday, January 4, 2012.

If they really wanted to push the joke, they could announce the release date, then postpone, then postpone again, then postpone again, then finally release the DVD in 2019. But they probably won’t do that.

UPDATE: In stock & shipping as of Wednesday, January 11, 2012!

Thanksgiving has passed, and that means Christmas porn parody season has officially begun. White Ghetto spreads some holiday cheer with its new This Isn’t Bad Santa … It’s a XXX Spoof!. There’s a reason that elf looks so giddy.

This Isn't Bad Santa XXX Spoof

The Billy Bob Thornton humbug classic Bad Santa has gotten at least one other porn parody — the 2005 Very Very Bad Santa starring Ron Jeremy, Melissa Lauren, Annie Cruz and Kelly Erikson.

Very Very Bad Santa starring Ron Jeremy

Those with a Santa fetish might also enjoy Dirty Santa, Here Cumz Santa, Little Fucking Santa or I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus.

Personally I prefer to keep Christmas and smut entirely separate. Compartmentalizing they call it.

POPS: True Stories of the Porno Patrol, first released in 1994, was probably the first COPS porn parody.

POPS True Stories of the Porno Patrol - COPS xxx porn parody

The cast included Patricia Kennedy (box cover girl), Teri Diver, Tyffany Million, Jasper, Chante, Cal Jammer and Ron Jeremy (non-sex role, but we’re not complaining).

POPS is available on DVD separately or as part of Pleasure’s Television Parodies (5-Disc Collectors Set), which also includes Smeers, The Backdoor Bradys (starring Nina Hartley as Alice), Married With Hormones and The Orifice.

More recently, Hustler made This Ain’t Cops XXX and DreamZone made COPS XXX: The Parody Too.

The Honeymoaners XXX: A Porn Parody directed by Lee Roy Myers has been selling big in its first three days. I feared the original might be too old and obscure, but I’m very happy to be proven wrong.

Not surprisingly, this isn’t the first porn parody of The Honeymooners. Back in the 1980s, Ron Jeremy played the Jackie Gleason role in The Horneymooners, directed by the great Joe Sarno. Also starring Shanna McCullough, Alexis Firestone, Stephanie Rage and the equally great Annie Sprinkle.

The Horneymooners - Ron Jeremy & Annie Sprinkle

According to IAFD, Sarno, Jeremy, McCullough and Rage all returned for a sequel, The Horneymooners 2, which sadly doesn’t circulate these days.