Director Jordan Septo returns to the classics with OMG … It’s The Flashdance XXX Parody. Albanian-born hardbody Breanne Benson fills the Jennifer Beals role.

OMG ... Flashdance XXX Porn Parody

Back cover blurb: “Experience the pop-culture of the 80′s like never before. The music, the dancing and the leg warmers are all back. And so is the welding, the water dancing, the conflicts and inspiration. But this time the leg warmers are coming off and everyone gets soaking wet. Oh, what a feeling!”

Also starring Lexi Belle, Rocco Reed, Breanne Benson, Chanel Preston, Ash Hollywood, Nicole Aniston, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Pistol and Xander Corvus.

This isn’t the first Flashdance porn parody. Back in 1983, right after the original Flashdance came out, the original XXX Flesh Dance starred Shanna Evens (aka Shana Evans), Janey Robbins, Kimberly Carson, Rachel Ashley, Ron Jeremy and John Leslie.

Flesh Dance - XXX porn parody 1983

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Penthouse released its own Fleshdance in 2007 with Franchezca Valentina in the Jennifer Beals role. The movie opens with a hot sex scene in the welding shop. Personally I don’t like to have sex around barbed wire, but different strokes for different folks.

Fleshdance (Penthouse 2007) welding shop sex scene

The Penthouse Fleshdance is out of print on DVD, but available for streaming and download.

Night of the Headhunter starring Ron Jeremy

Night of the Hunter would make an interesting porn parody target, but the 1985 porn flick Night of the Headhunter borrowed nothing but the title. It’s closer in spirit to the headhunter episodes of Gilligan’s Island, with a plot that sounds a lot like The Mask.

The promo blurb explains, “A tribal mask with magical powers influences the sex lives of two generations in Alabama. The mask is making the occupants in the house do many strange things whether it’s day or night, male or female, or even multiples.”

The 80s all-star cast included Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Stacey Donovan, Bianca Gold (aka Bionca or Bionca Seven), Heather Manfield, Ron Jeremy, Peter North and the great Jack Baker.

Released by Western Visuals. The original box cover doesn’t seem to survive anywhere.

New studio Mike Hunt Productions (they stole that joke from Porky’s) launches with Duke Fuckem: A Hardcore Videogame Parody, which they promise will be “the first in a series of erotic videogame parodies”.

Duke Fuckem - hardcore videogame porn parody

Starring Abella Anderson, Bella Resse, Codi Carmichael, Jamey Janes, Stevie Shae and Ron Jeremy. Directed by Ralph Long.

Release date for Duke Fuckem: A Hardcore Videogame Parody scheduled for Wednesday, January 4, 2012.

If they really wanted to push the joke, they could announce the release date, then postpone, then postpone again, then postpone again, then finally release the DVD in 2019. But they probably won’t do that.

UPDATE: In stock & shipping as of Wednesday, January 11, 2012!

Thanksgiving has passed, and that means Christmas porn parody season has officially begun. White Ghetto spreads some holiday cheer with its new This Isn’t Bad Santa … It’s a XXX Spoof!. There’s a reason that elf looks so giddy.

This Isn't Bad Santa XXX Spoof

The Billy Bob Thornton humbug classic Bad Santa has gotten at least one other porn parody — the 2005 Very Very Bad Santa starring Ron Jeremy, Melissa Lauren, Annie Cruz and Kelly Erikson.

Very Very Bad Santa starring Ron Jeremy

Those with a Santa fetish might also enjoy Dirty Santa, Here Cumz Santa, Little Fucking Santa or I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus.

Personally I prefer to keep Christmas and smut entirely separate. Compartmentalizing they call it.

POPS: True Stories of the Porno Patrol, first released in 1994, was probably the first COPS porn parody.

POPS True Stories of the Porno Patrol - COPS xxx porn parody

The cast included Patricia Kennedy (box cover girl), Teri Diver, Tyffany Million, Jasper, Chante, Cal Jammer and Ron Jeremy (non-sex role, but we’re not complaining).

POPS is available on DVD separately or as part of Pleasure’s Television Parodies (5-Disc Collectors Set), which also includes Smeers, The Backdoor Bradys (starring Nina Hartley as Alice), Married With Hormones and The Orifice.

More recently, Hustler made This Ain’t Cops XXX and DreamZone made COPS XXX: The Parody Too.

The Honeymoaners XXX: A Porn Parody directed by Lee Roy Myers has been selling big in its first three days. I feared the original might be too old and obscure, but I’m very happy to be proven wrong.

Not surprisingly, this isn’t the first porn parody of The Honeymooners. Back in the 1980s, Ron Jeremy played the Jackie Gleason role in The Horneymooners, directed by the great Joe Sarno. Also starring Shanna McCullough, Alexis Firestone, Stephanie Rage and the equally great Annie Sprinkle.

The Horneymooners - Ron Jeremy & Annie Sprinkle

According to IAFD, Sarno, Jeremy, McCullough and Rage all returned for a sequel, The Horneymooners 2, which sadly doesn’t circulate these days.

Exquisite’s new parody The Addams Family XXX is a bestseller in its first week. No surprise there. Parody is hot, goth is hot, and who hasn’t wondered what Uncle Fester was packing?

PornParody.com already posted The Maddam’s Family from 1991. But our crack research staff just discovered another Addams Family porn parody from 1991 (the year the first Hollywood Addams Family movie came out).

The Anus Family starred Stacy Nichols, Dallas, Madison, Bionca, Courtney, Tom Byron and Ron Jeremy (as “The Sex Thing”).

The Anus Family - Addams Family XXX porn parody

The Anus Family was directed by William Black, who had a reputation as an arty “new wave” pornographer during his brief career. Other William Black parody titles include Regarding Hiney, Bonfire of the Panties and Total Reball.

Porn trivia: pornstar Courtney (the brunette in scene 3) sometimes used the nom de porn “Natasha Kinzski”. I don’t see any resemblance myself.

Pornstar Dane Cross apparently really loves Tosh.0, because he’s both star and director of the new porn parody Tosh Porn Oh.

Tosh Porn Oh - XXX parody

Tosh Porn Oh features XXX versions of famous viral videos like Star Wars Kid, Leeroy Jenkins and “What What In the Butt”.

We expect there will be a Rickrolling gag somewhere in the finished product. Also starring India Summer, Rachel Roxxx, Lily LaBeau, Georgia Jones, Misti Dawn, Heather Starlet, Skin Diamond and special guest star Ron Jeremy.

Another film classic gets the porn parody treatment. Porn legend Paul Thomas directs The Graduate XXX, with Anthony Rosano filling the Dustin Hoffman role.

The Graduate XXX porn parody

Also starring Lexi Belle, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Marie McCray, Raven Alexis, Veronica Avluv (“vulva” backwards, cute) and Ron Jeremy.

Looks like they hit all the well-known scenes and catchphrases, and even recorded some faux Simon & Garfunkel for the soundtrack. Bravo.

The Flying Pink Pig 2 comes out on DVD in a few weeks, but AEBN has it available for streaming or download now. (Just like in nonporn, companies are competing to hype “we have the hot new releases first!”)

Flying Pink Pig 2 - food truck XXX porn parody

Back story: The Flying Pig is a gourmet food truck outfit in Los Angeles. The truck really is pink. The Flying Pink Pig was shot in the real Flying Pig truck, which led to a war of words and lawsuit threats between mobile restaurateur and porn parodist. Eventually everyone kissed and made up.

The Flying Pink Pig 2 stars Alexis Texas, Mika Kim, Tess Taylor, Nicki Hunter, Sunny Lane, Tyler Knight, Dale DaBone and Ron Jeremy (as “a nefarious businessman plotting to steal their truck”).