PORN PARODY has been taking a well-deserved vacation this week, but the new releases just keep coming.

Hustler dropped This Ain’t Cops XXX this week, directed by prolific porn parodist Axel Braun.

This Ain't Cops XXX from Hustler & Axel Braun

“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they cum on you?” An obvious gag, but still made me chuckle. Starring Brooke Banner, Bobbi Starr, Phoenix Marie, Jayden Jaymes, Reena Sky, Alexis Grace, Evan Stone and Dale DaBone.

Official Bounty Hunter Parody 2

Diabolic returns with another Dog the Bounty Hunter porn parody, called Official Bounty Hunter Parody 2. It’s a sequel to their Official Bounty Hunter Parody from March.

Tommy Gunn returns as fake XXX Dog. Dangerous and depraved pornstars on the lam this time include Courtney Cummz, Austin Kincaid, Jennifer Dark, Nika Noire and Lisa DeMarco.

In 2007 and 2008, Craig Valentine starred in two Dawg the Booty Hunter parodies.

The real Dog still has much cooler hair.

This Ain't Celebrity Apprentice XXX - Hustler parody

Another new reality TV show XXX parody from Hustler, this time This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX. Release date: August 3, 2010.

Curious which celebrities get the pornstar lookalike treatment in this one? The back cover disclaimer disclaims, “This motion picture is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved of in any way by Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., Sharon Osbourne, Cyndi Lauper, Darryl Strawberry, Holly Peete”.

Damn, we had our fingers crossed for a fake XXX Rod Blagojevich.

Last year’s Celebrity Apprentass from Red Light District used celebs from the first two seasons of Celebrity Apprentice: Gene Simmons, Melissa Rivers, Clint Black, Omarosa, Dennis Rodman, et al.

This Ain't Bad Girls Club XXX - Hustler

Hustler continues its string of basic cable reality series XXX knockoffs with This Ain’t Bad Girls Club XXX.

I only know the show from clips on The Soup, but it looks like a porn parody natural.

The very, very bad girls include Alyssa Reece, Andy San Dimas, Angelina Valentine, Katie Kox, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone and Satine Phoenix. Their thuggish boyfriends include Tyler Knight, Chris Strokes and Ethan Cage.

Anal Rescue 811

The reality show Rescue 911 ran for seven seasons, documenting the work of police officers, firefighters and paramedics responding to every imaginable emergency. William Shatner introduced the segments.

The porn parody Anal Rescue 811 looks more like a Baywatch XXX knockoff. That’s one way to sex up a show about EMTs prying people out of car wrecks.

Heroic pornstars include Brittany Saks, Bunny Bleu, Charlie Latour, Goddess Athena and Kristarah Knight.

Ozzy Osbourne has a new record out! What better time to look back at the XXX porn parodies of his MTV reality show The Osbournes.

Director Antonio Pasolini made The Ozporns in 2002 during the TV show’s first season. Shane Hunter (billed on the box cover as “Baz”) played drug-addled rockstar dad “Izzy Ozporn”. The cast also included Calli Cox, Chloe, Aria, Nikita Denise, Samantha Sterlyng, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Tawny Roberts and Tina Tyler.

The Ozporns - xxx Osbournes parody

Antonio Pasolini followed in 2003 with a sequel, The Ozporns Go To Hell. Most of the original XXX cast returned along with Jessica Drake, Rob Rotten and Rachel Rotten.

The Ozporns Go To Hell

Both titles are funnier and more stylish than most porn. Worth checking out if the concept intrigues you.

Not Cheaters 2: A XXX Parody

For a relatively obscure syndicated TV show, Cheaters has generated an astonishing number of porn parodies. The format is a natural for porn, but I still don’t get it. And now there are two more.

Sabotage Studios follows up their earlier Not Cheaters: A XXX Parody with Not Cheaters 2: A XXX Parody. Host “Doughy Gecko” is back to introduce five more cheating stings. Stars include Jennifer Dark and Morgan Ray.

Hardcore Cheaters Caught on Tape 2

Meanwhile, Antigua follows up their 2009 Hardcore Cheaters Caught on Tape with, you guessed it, Hardcore Cheaters Caught on Tape #2. Just like the first time around, each hardcore cheating scenario involves a white wife hooking up with a black dude. The cheaters caught this time include Kelly Wells, Mia Bangg and Kira Lee.

By my count, this makes nine Cheaters porn parodies. I’d never even heard of this show until two months ago. Weird.

Flava of Lust - Flavor Flav XXX parody

Flava Flav, on a mission!

Flavor of Love is my favorite dating show. Which is to say, it’s the only dating show I can stand to watch for longer than it takes to find the remote. Flavor Flav is a true fucking old-school rockstar, bigger than life and not quite in tune with reality. What girl doesn’t dream of fucking Flav?

The actual show is so bizarre that parody has nowhere left to go, but someone gave it a try with the XXX parody Flava of Lust.

Available for download or streaming in our online theater, also available on DVD in our store.

Or just go sing along with the real Flavor Flav on a hype tip. Chocolate, strawberry, sarsaparilla.

This Ain't Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp XXX

Hustler’s This Ain’t Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp XXX (street date: May 25) looks bizarre. Porn parodies are supposed to be a little bizarre, but … I don’t quite get this one.

The original Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp reality TV show had teams of overweight has-been celebs competing to lose weight. A former Marine drill instructor pushed them through grueling exercises.

In the porn parody, skinny pornstars Sadie West, Lea Lexis, Breanne Benson, Briana Blair and Violet Monroe supposedly compete to gain weight. The drill instructor host forces them to eat pie and roasted chicken. And then there’s sex?

If your sexual fantasies involve former Marine drill instructors forcing hot skinny girls to eat pie and roasted chicken, then This Ain’t Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp XXX is definitely for you.

Me, I don’t quite get it.

Elsewhere on YouTube, this “motivational speech” clip comes from the This Ain’t Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp XXX blooper reel.

This Isn't The Biggest Loser: The XXX Parody

Weight loss reality TV shows may not seem like an obvious choice for porn parody, but there are actually two coming out this month.

First up is This Isn’t The Biggest Loser: The XXX Parody from Devil’s Film (street date: Monday, May 17).

Their weight loss secret seems to be hiring two different pornstars to play “before” and “after”.

If they really wanted to fuck with our heads, they could have “before” and “after” hook up for a girl-girl scene.