American Idol returns this week for its eleventh season. Giddy with anticipation, we look back at the squalid history of American Idol XXX porn parodies.

In 2003, VCA released a four-hour compilation called American Porn Idol. Not a parody beyond the title.

Also in 2003, Jewel De’Nyle directed Porn Star Idol for her Absolute Jewel label. This one was a real parody, with a panel of judges (including Ron Jeremy) evaluating pornstar wannabes. Bisexual Britni fills the Ryan Seacrest host role.

Porn Star Idol - Jewel De'Nyle, Ron Jeremy

In 2004, goofy softcore studio Seduction Cinema made Sexy American Idle starring Misty Mundae, Anoushka, Julian Wells and Darian Caine.

Sexy American Idle - Misty Mundae Idol parody

In 2006, Cash Markman directed American Sex Idol hosted by Dick Smothers, Jr.

American Sex Idol with Dick Smothers Jr.

Video Team’s long-running My Baby Got Back! series has done two American Idol parodies, My Baby Got Back! 30: Anal Idol and My Baby Got Back! Anal Idol 2. Stars include Jada Fire, Skyy Black, Nyomi Banxxx, Cassidy Clay, Evanni Solei, Stacy Adams, Samone Taylor, Mr. Marcus, Guy DiSilva and Prince Yahshua.

My Baby Got Back! Anal Idol 2

And in 2011, Will Ryder made the celebrity lookalike porn parody Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol.

The Real Housewives franchise is halfway to porn already. All those brassy, surgically-enhanced MILFs hanging out in tacky McMansions, it’s hard to tell the difference sometime.

Pleasure Dynasty presents the latest reality porn parody in Real Housewives Of South Beach XXX, starring Joslyn James (former Tiger Woods mistress), Loni Evans, Emmanuelle London, Valerie Fox, Jewel Jensen and Bebe Mendez.

Real Housewives of South Beach - XXX porn parody

Fleshbot posted the official hardcore trailer last October.

Real Housewives Of South Beach XXX follows in the glorious tradition of Real Housewives of San Fernando Valley: A XXX Parody (3rd Degree, 2011); Real Black Housewives Of LA (West Coast Productions, 2011); Real Pornstars Of Chatsworth in 3D (Penthouse, 2011); Real Indian Housewives (White Ghetto, 2009-10); and of course, the Danielle Staub sex tape.

POPS: True Stories of the Porno Patrol, first released in 1994, was probably the first COPS porn parody.

POPS True Stories of the Porno Patrol - COPS xxx porn parody

The cast included Patricia Kennedy (box cover girl), Teri Diver, Tyffany Million, Jasper, Chante, Cal Jammer and Ron Jeremy (non-sex role, but we’re not complaining).

POPS is available on DVD separately or as part of Pleasure’s Television Parodies (5-Disc Collectors Set), which also includes Smeers, The Backdoor Bradys (starring Nina Hartley as Alice), Married With Hormones and The Orifice.

More recently, Hustler made This Ain’t Cops XXX and DreamZone made COPS XXX: The Parody Too.

American Chopper is a reality show on the Discovery Channel about a father-and-son custom motorcycle shop, supported by two other sons and various male gearheads. This Ain’t American Chopper XXX, new today from Hustler, switches things up by giving Paul Sr. a bunch of daughters and female gearheads.

This Ain't American Chopper XXX - Hustler porn parody

Evan Stone directs and plays garage boss Paul Sr. Also starring Dani Jensen, Helly Mae Hellfire, Jenna Presley and Vanessa Veracruz.

Our official Porn Parody online theater has a couple of recent French-language porn parodies. First up, Mr & Mrs Sexxx spoofs the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie hitman comedy Mr & Mrs Smith. In the XXX version, Phil Hollyday and Melissa Lauren play a married couple who don’t know what each other does for living. Turns out they’re gigolo and call girl!

Mr & Mrs Sexxx - Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie porn parody

Top Sexe spoofs the French edition of Top Chef. The “Top Sexe” logo mimics the “Top Chef” logo, same Orange/Silver lettering, except with a naked lady silhouette rather than butcher knife silhouette.

Top Sexe - French Top Chef XXX porn parody

Lots more French-language smut in our theater. It’s a great way to learn the language, I find.

The reality show Sister Wives makes polygamy look decidedly unarousing. Vivid fixes that in Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody, in stores today.

The back cover explains: “Sister Wives XXX follows the exploits of Kody, a polygamist living in Utah with three wives, 12 kids, a new baby and a new wife! Wives Meri, Janelle, Christine may welcome the newer, hotter, younger Robyn, but they’re not going to make her life easy. As the wedding draws near, Kody has to juggle his upcoming nuptials and the birth of his new baby daughter, plus a wedding anniversary, a pair of sexually voracious kids, and a cake testing gone awry, all the while satisfying the rapacious sexual needs of his horny, crazed sister wives.”

Sister Wives XXX Porn Parody - Vivid

Starring Evan Stone in a goofy wig, India Summer, Natasha Nice, Lisa Sparxxx, Samantha 38G and Aliysa Moore. Directed by B. Skow.

Our crack research team found another Survivor porn parody in the archives: Soul Survivor, released by Afro-Centric in 2001.

Soul Survivor - Lexington Steele XXX porn parody

One Usenet reviewer explained: “The plot on this one is simple Lex invites the cast to his home on a remote island to play a game. They have to find the right key (out of 7 of them) that will open a chest containing $30,000. If they try to open the chest with the wrong key they are eliminated.”

The cast includes Lexington Steele, Vanessa Blue (on the cover), Dee, Monique, Bronze, Pearl, Traci Vegas, Byron Long, Julian St Jox and Devlin Weed.

Directed by Jim Enright, who is still directing porn parodies today (most recently Roseanne XXX, Sex and the City XXX and Jersey Shore XXX).

There have been a few Survivor porn parodies before, but T-Girl Survivor: East Vs. West just might be the first tranny Survivor porn parody. “May the best tranny win” is not the most original tagline, but it conveys the basic idea.

T-Girl Survivor: East Vs. West - tranny porn parody

A while back we covered Official Survivor Parody and Private Sex Survivors.

Amazingly enough, no one has done a porn parody of The Bachelorette. Plenty of Bachelor porn parodies, but no Bachelorettes. Until now. White Ghetto fills the void with This Isn’t The Bachlorette … It’s A XXX Spoof!.

White Ghetto was not content to make a basic XXX parody with five sex scenes and some roses. Nope. They turn The Bachelorette into an interracial gangbang show.

This Isn't ... The Bachelorette: It's A XXX Spoof!

From the back cover: “So there I was with the other girls at the studio waiting to become the next big star of one of TV’s hottest reality shows. I expected bouquets of roses, although I’d be perfectly happy with a box of chocolates. Well, let’s just say I got my box of chocolates! I was introduced to a room full of black studs, competing for my hand in marriage, and not before long, all of my soaking wet holes were getting fucked by their big black dicks. And just wait till you see what happened with the other three girls that auditioned!”

This Isn’t The Bachlorette … It’s A XXX Spoof! stars Andi Anderson, Amber Rayne, Julie Simone and Giggles (aka Sonya Sage).

Smash Pictures didn’t put much effort into their America’s Next Top Model parody, which was really a compilation of old scenes with a neato waterfall boxcover.

Two studios made proper model competition show parodies in 2007, both as tranny porn, both using the same title. Vivid released America’s Next Top Tranny with Brenda Rios and Juliana Araujo.

America's Next Top Tranny - Vivid

GoodFellas and Devil’s Film created their own version of America’s Next Top Tranny with Carmen Cruz, Danielle Foxxx and Khloe Hart.

America's Next Top Tranny - Devil's Film

The GoodFellas/Devil’s Film version spawned a series, currently up to America’s Next Top Tranny: Season 11.

Browse the America’s Next Top Tranny series at our online theater.

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