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Lips Wide Shut, Legs Wide Open, Thighs Wide Open

March 9, 2012
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Stanley Kubrick’s final film, Eyes Wide Shut (1999), was a porn parody natural for both its plot and its title. And pornographers took the bait at least four times.

Private Gold 121: Adventures on the Lust Boat

February 22, 2012
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Private Gold 121: Adventures on the Lust Boat is not the Love Boat porn parody we hoped for. But we can confirm that all the sex scenes take place ON A BOAT.

Mission Ass Possible

October 3, 2011
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Private has run into business problems lately, but no one does glossy porn blockbusters better. Their newest release returns to the Mission Impossible franchise.

Lust Tango in Paris

August 23, 2011
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The classic Marlon Brando romcom Last Tango in Paris got the porn parody treatment from Private.

Basic Sexual Instinct – Private

April 19, 2011
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Private gave the world this Basic Instinct porn parody in 2007. The promo blurb promises “a mysterious murder, a cop and a brilliant killer who can’t resist the desire to spread her legs and flaunt her wet pussy to the world!”

Pizza Connection

March 3, 2011
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Porn parody remake of the Adam Sandler comedy You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, except the XXX version dreams of becoming a pizza chef rather than a hairstylist. Seriously.

Official Survivor Parody, Private Sex Survivors

November 22, 2010
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Several Survivor XXX porn parodies over the years.

The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape

August 5, 2010
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Private embellishes the various Silvio Berlusconi sex scandals in this political XXX porn parody.

MySexSpace from Private

July 13, 2010
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Private joined the MySpace XXX porn parody craze with this title starring the beautiful Boroka Balls.

Private World Cup: Footballers’ Wives

June 21, 2010
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Private pays tribute to the 2010 World Cup with a porn parody. They did the same thing in 2006 too.