Private | Porn Parody

Lips Wide Shut, Legs Wide Open, Thighs Wide Open

March 9, 2012

Stanley Kubrick’s final film, Eyes Wide Shut (1999), was a porn parody natural for both its plot and its title. And pornographers took the bait at least four times.

Private Gold 121: Adventures on the Lust Boat

February 22, 2012

Private Gold 121: Adventures on the Lust Boat is not the Love Boat porn parody we hoped for. But we can confirm that all the sex scenes take place ON A BOAT.

Mission Ass Possible

October 3, 2011

Private has run into business problems lately, but no one does glossy porn blockbusters better. Their newest release returns to the Mission Impossible franchise.

Lust Tango in Paris

August 23, 2011

The classic Marlon Brando romcom Last Tango in Paris got the porn parody treatment from Private.

Basic Sexual Instinct – Private

April 19, 2011

Private gave the world this Basic Instinct porn parody in 2007. The promo blurb promises “a mysterious murder, a cop and a brilliant killer who can’t resist the desire to spread her legs and flaunt her wet pussy to the world!”

Pizza Connection

March 3, 2011

Porn parody remake of the Adam Sandler comedy You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, except the XXX version dreams of becoming a pizza chef rather than a hairstylist. Seriously.