Spunk'd: The Movie - XXX porn parody

MTV celebrity prank show Punk’d got the porn parody treatment in 2007 with Spunk’d: The Movie. The back cover quotes Gram Ponante of Fleshbot and Porn Valley Observed raving, “The funniest porn movie of the year! … You’ll ejaculate with laughter!”

Fake celebrities caught in the hidden camera skits include Lindsay Blowhan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, Katherine Hymen, Dumi Moore, Hairless Hilton and Cumdoleezza Rice. Fake host Gashton Cootcher links the scenes.

The all-pornstar cast includes (female) Aurora Snow, Dru Berrymore, Eva Angelina, Ginger Lea, Hillary Scott, Jada Fire, Kaiya Lynn, Katie Morgan, Kelly Broox, Lexi Belle, Mikayla Mendez, Penny Flame, Vanessa Lane and (male) Dick Nasty, Evan Stone, Hershel Savage, Marcos Leon, Nick Manning, Ron Jeremy, Steven St. Croix and Trent Soluri.

Also see Spunk’d: The Complete First Load, starring Brad Benton as host “Asshole Fucker”, at our awesome brother site GayPornParody.com.

After the bump, some YouTube teaser clips from Spunk’d: The Movie.

Ex-pornstar Penny Flame quit the porn biz and quit drugs and alcohol in 2009. As part of her recovery for “sex addiction”, she appeared on the reality TV series Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew and launched the personal blog Becoming Jennie.

Back when she still partied, Penny Flame celebrated the joys of sex and marijuana in Blazed and Confused and two sequels. All three films are structured as road trips, with Penny and her stoner/pornstar friends seeking out topnotch weed and having sex in hotel rooms.

The first Blazed and Confused takes them up and down California.

Blazed and Confused | Penny Flame

Blazed and Confused 2: Maui Wowie took the gang to Hawaii.

Blazed and Confused 2 Maui Wowie

Blazed and Confused 3: Amsterdam took Flame and buds to the weed capital of Europe.

Blazed and Confused 3 Amsterdam

Hustler Barely Legal Christmas

Hustler’s Barely Legal line has branched out in various directions lately. The last two years they even put out Christmas porn specials. They seem to have taken 2009 off, but the truly magical Christmas porn specials can be treasured anew year after year.

Hustler’s 2007 Barely Legal Christmas is destined to become a XXX holiday classic. Sasha Grey, Ashley Blue and the recently retired Penny Flame each have a hot scene. The final scene features Aarielle Alexis and Alexa Jordan wearing Santa hats, bustieres and garters in a three-way under a Christmas tree.

Bitch That Stole Christmas

In 2008, Hustler followed up with a new Barely Legal Christmas special, The Bitch That Stole Christmas. Stars include Kelly Skyline, Virginia Want, Ashli Orion and Stephanie Cane.

The final scene features Audrey Hollander having sex with an “elf” played by dwarf pornstar Napoleon. If you’ve ever wondered if Santa’s elves had sex drives, this flick answers your question.

Going farther back, Hustler released Christmas in Memphis in 2006. This was a XXX star vehicle for Memphis Monroe (get it, Christmas *IN* Memphis), who appears in all six sex scenes (some recycled from earlier releases).

In early 2008, pornstar/alcoholic Mary Carey appeared on the first season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1. On the summer 2008 reunion show, Carey declared that she had remained sober and retired from the adult film biz since leaving the show.

In 2009, however, Carey returned to the bottle and to porn. She was caught on tape outside a club shitfaced, wobbling and shouting “I’m not sober anymore, but I love Dr. Drew!” Then she made her porn comeback in a backstabbing XXX parody called Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw. Damn, that’s cold. The original Dr. Drew twittered that the film “makes me very sad”.

Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw