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In 2009, Will Ryder directed Flight Attendants, a porno flick about the airline employees formerly known as stewardesses. In 2010, Adam & Eve reissued it under the title Not Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants. But it was the same movie!

Now Will Ryder has directed another porno flick about stewardesses. It has most of the same stars, even wearing the same costumes. But it’s a new, different movie! A couple months back, it showed up on release schedules with the title Not Pan Am XXX on the Digital Sin label. But Pan Am hasn’t been a ratings hit or pop culture sensation, and might get cancelled soon. Oops. So now Will Ryder’s new stewardesses porno has been retitled Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties and switched to the New Sensations label. But it’s the same movie!

Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties

Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties stars Kayden Kross, Kacey Jordan, Sunny Lane, Lexi Love, Misty Stone, Kenzie Marie, Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Randy Spears and Evan Stone (as the pilots).

Release scheduled for Wednesday, November 23, 2011.

Check out the old cover art circulated in September:

Not Pan Am XXX - Will Ryder Flight Attendants sequel - title changed to Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties

The most famous fictional spy of all, James Bond, has been the target of many porn parodies over the years, including the long-running “Jane Bond” series.


Jane Bond (1973) starred Joan Devlon as a female superspy. “Her mission: to travel to Hong Kong, investigate a heroin smuggling ring, and fuck everyone along the way.” Alpha Blue Archives has salvaged Jane Bond for posterity, but the image looks dark and dingy. For porn historians only.

In the mid-1980s, director Jack Remy revived the Jane Bond character for four porn parodies. First up was A License to Thrill starring Heather Wayne. “Jane Bond uses all her counter-intimatelli-gence skills to grapple with the degenerate Dr. Yes and his salacious assistant, Pussy Finger.”

Jane Bond - A License to Thrill

Jane Bond Meets Thunderballs followed, with Stacey Donovan taking over the title role.

Jane Bond Meets Thunderballs

Then came Jane Bond Meets Octopussy, starring Amber Lynn (heroine) and Kristara Barrington (villainess).

Jane Bond Meets Octopussy

And finally, Amber Lynn returned in Jane Bond Meets The Man with the Golden Rod.

Jane Bond Meets The Man with the Golden Rod

Caballero has collected these four titles in a fantastic Jane Bond 4-DVD Collector’s Set.

Jane Bond Secret Agent 0069 4-Disc Collector's Set

Caballero brought back the Jane Bond character in 1988 for a bizarre series finale, Jane Bond Meets Thunderthighs, in which the superspy battles “350 pounds of pure evil – Thunderthighs!” and “infiltrates S.M.U.T.R.A. – a sinister organization bent on world domination”.

Jane Bond Meets Thunderthighs

After a long James Bond porn parody drought, New Sensations released Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody in 2010. 3-D glasses included!

Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody - New Sensations

New Sensations belatedly posted the YouTube trailer for Anchorman: A XXX Parody. (Note to my friends at New Sensations: the trailer is supposed to come out before the movie is released, not after. Even in porn.)

Check out Anchorman: A XXX Parody on DVD at our online store.

New Sensations lost the talents of director Lee Roy Myers when he went solo, but the studio is still a major porn parody player. Their newest spoof is Anchorman: A XXX Parody.

Anchorman: A XXX Parody

The porn parody premise: “Top notch anchorman, Ron Burgundy (Jack Lawrence) has moved his roots from San Diego to the fine trappings of Los Angeles, CA and he has brought the entire Channel 4 News Team with him! Unfortunately, Brian (Dale DaBone), Brick (Anthony Rosano), and Champ (Eric Masterson) are all unemployed as well. In an effort to restart their once stellar careers, the gang and their fearless leader must join forces with the ever-popular Veronica Corningstone (Tasha Reign) and her all-female team.”

Other stars include Dana DeArmond, India Summer, Aiden Starr, Dylan Ryan and Adriana Sephora.

Slated for release on Monday, July 11, 2011.

Yes! Finally! After countless original series porn parodies, someone has finally gone where no pornographer has gone before and made a Star Trek: The Next Generation porn parody.

Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody officially releases on Thursday, May 5, 2011. But we have the trailer and poster, and they both look awesome.

Ensign Ro! Tasha Yar! Dr. Leah Brahms! Data has sex! Tasha Yar again with that sexy Romulan haircut! And no Wesley!

Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody

The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody includes Kimberly Kane, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, India Summer, April O’Neil and Tyler Knight.

Directed by Sam Hain, who previously helmed PRON: the XXX Parody, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody and The Sex Files 2, so apparently he’s the go-to sci-fi porn parody guy now.

With so many lovingly crafted high-quality porn spoofs appearing weekly, PornParody.com tends to ignore what we call “box cover parodies”. These are usually compilation DVDs with no real parody content beyond a title pun and maybe some box cover graphics.

But sometimes the title puns are clever enough or weird enough to grab our attention. A Toys ‘R’ Us pun might not have done the trick, but New Sensations has actually released two Toys ‘R’ Us-themed XXX compilations in the last year. Someone at New Sensations either really loves or really hates Toys ‘R’ Us.

Hoes 'R' Us - New Sensations XXX compilation

In 2010, they released Hoes ‘R’ Us, a four-hour compilation of scenes featuring “hoes”. In early 2011, they came back with Toys ‘In’ Us, a four-hour compilation of solo girls pleasuring themselves with assorted sex toys.

Toys 'In' Us - New Sensations XXX compilation

Ruh-roh! New Sensations returns with Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody.

Starring Bree Olson as Daphne; Bobbi Starr as Velma; Michael Vegas as Fred; Chad Alva (aka Vin Vericose) as Shaggy; Lily LaBeau as a mystery girl; and Evan Stone as the scheming old man in the monster mask. The plot involves Scooby going missing, which helps avoid any squicky “why is that Great Dane in the room watching us have sex?” factor.

Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody

This summer’s Sex and the City 2 fizzled, so it’s likely the franchise is dead. But that didn’t stop two different porn studios from releasing Sex and the City porn parodies this fall.

New Sensations gave us Sex & the City: The Original XXX Parody. This was director Lee Roy Myers’ final project at New Sensations before going solo.

We’re not sure why they call it “Original”, since there have been at least five previous Sex and the City porn parodies. On the plus side, the Lee Roy Myers version mimics the TV shows’s characters and look more faithfully than any previous parody.

Sex and the City: The Original XXX Parody - directed by Lee Roy Myers, released by New Sensations

The cast includes Kayla Paige (Carrie), Brittany Andrews (Samantha), Zoe Voss (Miranda), Bobbi Starr (Charlotte) and Evan Stone (Mr. Big), plus Avy Scott, India Summer, Angie Savage, Coco Velvet and Nichole Heiress.

Dream Zone released their own parody around the same time, the double-colon Sex and the City: the XXX Parody: In Search of the Screaming O. This was a combination Sex and the City porn parody and elaborate product placement for the Screaming O vibrating cock ring.

Sex and the City: the XXX Parody: In Search of the Screaming O

An actual Screaming O vibrating cock ring comes included with every DVD. The cast includes Monique Alexander, Sunny Lane, Jewels Jade, Audrey Lords, Kris Slater and Dale DaBone.

New Sensations recently lost the services of director Lee Roy Myers, but the studio is sticking with the porn parody game. Its latest release is The Flintstones: A XXX Parody, directed by Will Ryder.

The Flintstones: A XXX Parody - Will Ryder & New Sensations

The cast includes Hillary Scott, Misty Stone, Brooke Lee Adams, Hayden Winters (as barely legal Pebbles), Dale DaBone and Rod Fontana.

Hey, check out the R-rated YouTube trailer:

This isn’t the first XXX version of The Flintstones. Back in 1992 Ron Jeremy starred in The Flintbones, which sadly never made it to DVD.

New Sensations releases Seinfeld 2: A XXX Parody on August 2, billed as “a pitch perfect sequel to one of the most successful parodies of all time”.

Seinfeld 2: A XXX Parody | New Sensations

This might be the last New Sensations parody directed by Lee Roy Myers, who recently left the studio.