How I Met Your Mother XXX

White Ghetto is back with another porn parody that’s all porn and not much parody. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! (in stores today) collects six MILF group sex scenes.

As the back cover blurb explains, “Your mom always looks so prim and proper; people might think we met at a Sunday picnic in the park. But when I met her things were a little nastier. It was a rip-roaring Gang Bang with a roomful of the biggest cocks I’d ever seen, and your mom was taking every one of them, and taking them in every hole, three at a time! And when she was finally done, she was covered in cum! Now, that’s really how we met!” It’s slightly funnier if you imagine Bob Saget speaking that.

Don’t expect faithful recreations of the sets and characters from How I Met Your Mother, cuz White Ghetto don’t play that way. But if you dig MILFs and gangbangs, it’s your lucky day. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! stars Kristin, Nika, Afrodite, Dominika Pink, Kirke and Samantha White, plus about 15-20 guys.

How I Fucked Your Mother

Last year Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, also went the “parody title but not really a parody” MILF porn route in How I Fucked Your Mother.

This one features four vignettes in which unsatisfied young mothers stray to get the great sex they deserve. “It’s either fuck me right or I’m going out to find it!” is actual dialogue. The tagline specifies, “Hot Women in Their Late Twenties Get Fucked by Young Studs!”

Jim Powers’ How I Fucked Your Mother stars Charisma Cappelli, Cassidy Lynn, Kayla Paige and Nikki Sexx (awesome porn name).

Not surprisingly, this title has been used several times.

Heatwave’s 2005 How I Fucked Your Mother skewed older. “Fifty-year-old sex crazed moms like to spend their golden years on their backs taking a dick or two! Give it up for the experienced broads!” Four sex scenes starred Rubee Tuesday, Anastasia Sands, Dalny Marga and Raunchy Rita.

Some company called Totally Tasteless released a 5-hour compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother earlier this year.

And Wicked Pictures released a 16-hour multi-disc compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother, including scenes with old-school stars like Teri Weigel, Amber Lynn and Shanna McCullough plus modern stars like Lisa Ann, Julia Ann and India Summer.

As far as PornParody.com can tell, no one has yet done a proper porn parody of How I Met Your Mother.

Lee Roy Myers’ new studio, Good Night Media, has quickly become one of our favorites. His fourth release, Here Cums the President, includes six presidential transgression reenactments starring Washington, FDR, LBJ, Kennedy, Nixon, and Clinton lookalikes. (Releasing Friday 6/3/2011.)

Evan Stone as George Washington is bound to be fucking hilarious. The guy playing LBJ actually looks a bit like him, the rest meh. Starring Kristina Rose, Tori Black, Lisa Ann, Phoenix Marie, Diamond Foxxx and Jenna Brooks.

Here Cums The President - Lee Roy Myers porn parody

The current president has been subject to many XXX spoofs: Barrack’s Presidential Briefs, Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package, Cash for Chunkers and the legendary Obama Is Nailin’ Palin.

The Hollywood superhero craze continues full speed, and the porn superhero knockoffs and parodies are keeping pace. Next up: XXX Avengers from Wicked, starring Lisa Ann, Kris Slater, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Dylan Ryder and Kristina Rose as sexually insatiable superheroines.

XXX Avengers - Wicked superhero porn parody

Wicked jumped the gun a bit here; the Hollywood version of The Avengers won’t hit screens until summer 2012.

And apparently no one thought to make a Thor XXX porn parody to tie in with this summer’s blockbuster.

Axel Braun continues sexing up our most beloved cultural icons with This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D.

Starring Alexis Texas, Lisa Ann, Jennifer Dark, Lily LaBeau, Joslyn James, Sarah Shevon, Raven Alexis, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, James Deen and Ron Jeremy. All in 3D!

This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX 3D | Axel Braun | Hustler porn parody

The release date has jumped around, but now seems set at Tuesday, May 17, 2011.

Previous Ghostbusters porn parodies include: Ghost Fuckers from Penthouse, Nutbusters from Muffia, and the original 1984 knockoff Sexbusters.

Penthouse Video borrows the Real Housewives reality show formula for their latest release, Real Pornstars of Chatsworth in 3D.

Pornstars Nikki Benz, Lisa Ann, Allie Haze, Juelz Ventura and Ella Milano gossip, trash-talk and flip tables in between hardcore sex scenes. In 3D!

Real Porn Stars Of Chatsworth in 3D | Penthouse

The Blu Ray version uses Real 3D. The basic DVD version includes two discs, one in normal 2D and one in anaglyph 3D, and includes a pair of old-fashioned blue/red 3D glasses.

Chatsworth is a district of Los Angeles where many porn studios are located. FYI. The only other porn flick with Chatsworth in the title is 2005′s Chatsworth 91311.

There have been a zillion jillion Baywatch porn parodies over the years, but there’s always room for one more. Wicked releases Boobwatch this week.

Boobwatch - Baywatch XXX Porn Parody

Directed by Jonathan Morgan and starring Lisa Ann, Rebeca Linares, Alektra Blue, Carolyn Reese and Jayden Jaymes.

Hustler continues its longrunning political porn parody franchise with Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2. Lisa Ann reprises her iconic role as fake XXX Sarah Palin.

Who's Nailing Palin? 2 starring Lisa Ann

Despite the title, this is actually the 7th release in the Hustler Nailin’ Palin series, following the original Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, Obama Is Nailin Palin, You’re Nailin’ Palin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin and the greatest hits compilation Sarah’s Going Rogue.

In January 2010, Hustler announced plans to make Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin, but that never materialized.

Neither the box cover nor the YouTube trailer indicate who fake XXX Sarah Palin’s romantic partners might be in Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2. Guess we’ll have to wait and be surprised.

Sarah's Going Rogue - Palin XXX parody collection from Hustler

Hustler’s series of Sarah Palin lookalike porn parodies have been so popular that the studio has put together a greatest hits collection. Sarah’s Going Rogue hits stores next week, August 3, 2010.

Pornstar Lisa Ann has played the POTUSILF hopeful in five Sarah Palin porn flicks for Hustler: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Palin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, You’re Nailin’ Palin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin (2010).

Earlier this year Hustler announced plans for Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin, but that project never materialized.

The original American Pie popularized the term “MILF”, which the porn industry adopted with a vengeance. (IAFD currently lists 627 pornos with “MILF” in the title.) So American MILF (2007) was a natural.

Tera Patrick “presents” American MILF through her production company Teravision but does not actually perform in the film. Teri Weigel gets the box cover “in her debut comeback” after three years away from the biz.

American MILF with Teri Weigel

Followed by the inevitable sequel American MILF 2: Enter the Cougar starring Lisa Ann.

American MILF 2: Enter the Cougar

You can also watch American MILF and American MILF 2 online at AEBN.

Just about every classic sitcom has gotten its own porn parody in the last year or two, and the cream of the crop (The Brady Bunch, Happy Days, The Cosby Show) have become porn parody franchises.

Venom contributed to the gold rush with last year’s I’m Dreaming of Genie. Now they’re back with I’m Dreaming of Genie 2. Jessica Lynn returns in the lead role, joined by Lisa Ann as a rival sexy genie.

I'm Dreaming of Genie 2

Also see: I Dream of Jenna 1 & 2.