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In 2009, Will Ryder directed Flight Attendants, a porno flick about the airline employees formerly known as stewardesses. In 2010, Adam & Eve reissued it under the title Not Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants. But it was the same movie!

Now Will Ryder has directed another porno flick about stewardesses. It has most of the same stars, even wearing the same costumes. But it’s a new, different movie! A couple months back, it showed up on release schedules with the title Not Pan Am XXX on the Digital Sin label. But Pan Am hasn’t been a ratings hit or pop culture sensation, and might get cancelled soon. Oops. So now Will Ryder’s new stewardesses porno has been retitled Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties and switched to the New Sensations label. But it’s the same movie!

Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties

Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties stars Kayden Kross, Kacey Jordan, Sunny Lane, Lexi Love, Misty Stone, Kenzie Marie, Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Randy Spears and Evan Stone (as the pilots).

Release scheduled for Wednesday, November 23, 2011.

Check out the old cover art circulated in September:

Not Pan Am XXX - Will Ryder Flight Attendants sequel - title changed to Not Airplane XXX: Cockpit Cuties

Digital Playground makes glossy big-budget feature film porn, just like in the old days before gonzo. Their latest release is Top Guns, either a porn parody or sexed-up remake of the Tom Cruise fighter pilot classic.

Top Guns - Digital Playground

Release date = Tuesday, March 8, 2011.

Digital Playground is releasing Top Guns in a three-disc set, 2 DVDs & 1 Blu-ray.

The all-star cast includes Max Mikita, Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Stoya, Riley Steele, Raven Alexis and Selena Rose.

Westerns have been a dying genre since the 1960s, but Adam & Eve bucks the trend with Rawhide 2: Dirty Deeds, the long-awaited sequel to their 2003 porn western Rawhide.

The plot revolves around a classic western battle: strong-willed rancher refuses to sell the family homestead to ruthless land baron. You can easily imagine John Wayne and Richard Widmark in the roles. In the Adam & Eve version, Kayden Kross plays the rancher and Bree Olson plays the land baron. Yee-haw!

Rawhide 2: Dirty Deeds

The 3-disc set includes the complete original Adam & Eve Rawhide.

UPDATE: Director Andre Madness posted a trailer from Rawhide 2: Dirty Deeds on YouTube. No sex, just talking and fighting.

Adam & Eve has completed their quickie ripped-from-the-headlines Tiger Woods porn parody, Tyler’s Wood. Tyler Knight and Kayden Kross star as the promiscuous golfer and his pissed-off wife.

The title was originally announced as “Tiger’s Wood”, but the official release title is Tyler’s Wood, probably for legal reasons.

Tyler's Wood - Tiger Woods porn parody

TLA Video is running a cheeky promo — buy the DVD of Tyler’s Wood and you’re automatically entered to win a Nike 3-iron.

Adam & Eve began production yesterday on Tiger’s Wood, the Tiger Wood sex scandal porn parody. The release date, originally announced for February, could be pushed up to January. Porn moves fast.

More casting news has come out. Tyler Knight plays Tiger Woods, Kayden Kross plays wife Elin Nordegren, Capri Cavalli plays Rachel Uchitel, Natasha Nice plays Jaimee Grubbs, and Melissa Monet plays superlawyer Gloria Allred. (Of course, the characters will probably get slightly altered porn parody names.)

And the studio has already released the box cover art.

Tiger's Wood advance box cover

The porn industry moves quickly, and the inevitable Tiger Woods porn parody is already in the works. Adam & Eve has announced plans to shoot Tiger’s Wood soon for a February release date.

Director David Lord has already written the script for Tiger’s Wood. Tyler Knight has signed on to play Tiger, and Kayden Kross will play long-suffering wife Elin Nordegren.

26 years after Risky Business came out, Adam & Eve turned it into a star vehicle for contract girl Kayden Kross with Kayden’s Frisky Business. She recreates the famous Tom Cruise sunglasses pose for the parody box cover.

Kayden's Frisky Business

This has been a popular XXX porn parody pun over the years. VCA made a Frisky Business in 1984, the year after the original. Harmony made a bondage-themed Frisky Business in 2001. Scandanavian Erotic made a gay Frisky Business in 2004. Caballero changed things up slightly with Risky Biz in 1998.

The 8th Day probably doesn’t qualify as a porn parody. It sounds more like a sincere, humorless porn pastiche of The Stand or The Road or The Book of Revelations. The box cover calls it a “thrilling & sexy post-apocalyptic vision from Adam & Eve Pictures!” That sounds weird but not very sexy.

Here’s the plot synopsis from the back cover: “Time is running out in this apocalyptical erotic adventure.  Awakened from a cryogenic slumber, Samantha (Kayden Kross) finds the world she used to know is gone. Lost in a strange city overrun by brutal tribes of proto-humans and teeming with sexual fervor, Samantha is rescued by a scrappy scavenger girl (Amber Rayne).  Samantha’s only hope for salvation lies in the hands of the charismatic ruler of a desolate dessert village, known as Elysium Fields.  But when Prince Amir takes Samantha under his wing, he discovers who she really is and decides that she must make the ultimate sacrifice.  Time is up.  Time is over.”

The 8th Day