The Real Housewives franchise is halfway to porn already. All those brassy, surgically-enhanced MILFs hanging out in tacky McMansions, it’s hard to tell the difference sometime.

Pleasure Dynasty presents the latest reality porn parody in Real Housewives Of South Beach XXX, starring Joslyn James (former Tiger Woods mistress), Loni Evans, Emmanuelle London, Valerie Fox, Jewel Jensen and Bebe Mendez.

Real Housewives of South Beach - XXX porn parody

Fleshbot posted the official hardcore trailer last October.

Real Housewives Of South Beach XXX follows in the glorious tradition of Real Housewives of San Fernando Valley: A XXX Parody (3rd Degree, 2011); Real Black Housewives Of LA (West Coast Productions, 2011); Real Pornstars Of Chatsworth in 3D (Penthouse, 2011); Real Indian Housewives (White Ghetto, 2009-10); and of course, the Danielle Staub sex tape.

Axel Braun continues sexing up our most beloved cultural icons with This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D.

Starring Alexis Texas, Lisa Ann, Jennifer Dark, Lily LaBeau, Joslyn James, Sarah Shevon, Raven Alexis, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, James Deen and Ron Jeremy. All in 3D!

This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX 3D | Axel Braun | Hustler porn parody

The release date has jumped around, but now seems set at Tuesday, May 17, 2011.

Previous Ghostbusters porn parodies include: Ghost Fuckers from Penthouse, Nutbusters from Muffia, and the original 1984 knockoff Sexbusters.

TMZ reports on a bizarre dustup between Tiger Woods ex-mistresses on the set of a Vivid XXX Tiger-exploitation flick called Three Mistresses. The first story filed Tuesday:

Joslyn James — mistress #17.8 11 — says she was on the San Fernando Valley set for Vivid’s upcoming porn “Three Mistresses” when another mistress in the skin flick allegedly went into her purse and snatched a $100 bill, a bracelet and a cell phone.

Joslyn tells us she’s on her way to file a police report, fingering Devon James … mistress #22.4 15. Joslyn claims Devon was in the dressing room with full access to her purse while she was shooting the scene.

The second story filed Wednesday:

In her pursuit of justice — and attention — Joslyn James put on some extremely tiny shorts and strutted into an LAPD office yesterday to file a police report … accusing a rival mistress of stealing her stuff.

According to the police report, James claims another Tiger Woods mistress — Devon James — went through her purse while they were on the set of a Tiger-themed porno movie recently …. and stole cash, jewelry and a cell phone.

James claims Devon made out with $750 worth of loot.

There’s no such thing as bad publicity, especially when you’re making a XXX flick starring multiple Tiger Woods mistresses.

Tiger Woods scandal exploitation has been a big porn biz trend this year. Up to now, these titles have taken two forms: releases highlighting Tiger’s pornstar mistresses Joslyn James and Holly Sampson (Tiger’s Tail, Tiger Tamer, MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal and Naughty America Special Edition) or porn parody reenactments with Tiger Woods lookalikes (Tyler’s Wood and Tiger’s Got Wood).

Those two trends will come together in the upcoming Vivid release The Eleventh Hole, in which Tiger mistress and shameless publicity whore Joslyn James will reenact her affair with a Tiger lookalike. (Release date: June 28, 2010.)

The Eleventh Hole - Joslyn James in Tiger Woods xxx parody by Vivid

Vivid has released publicity photos showing Joslyn James at a casting call for Tiger Woods lookalikes.

Vivid casting call for Tiger Woods porn parody with Joslyn James

WTF? The guy on the far right is the only one who looks even remotely close to Tiger Woods.

Naughty America Special Edition w Holly Sampson & Joslyn James

The porn biz Tiger Woods exploitation trend continues with Naughty America: Special Edition starring pornstar mistresses Holly Sampson and Joslyn James.

It’s a compilation of Holly Sampson and Joslyn James scenes from other XXX releases, so no golf content beyond the cover. Blurb: “Now you can see how these infamous sexpots suck and fuck in some of their hottest scenes. As a bonus, you’ll see a live Naughty America interview with Holly Sampson, in which she claims a very naughty celebrity conquest!” Hmm, I wonder who the naughty celebrity could be?

Previously posted: Tiger’s Tail, Tiger Tamer and MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal.

Tiger Woodsploitation remains a hot trend in the porn biz. Since two of his revealed mistresses were pornstars, studios have plenty of content ready to repackage as Tiger scandal tie-ins. Think up some golf double entendres for the box cover, boom, ship it out.

New this week, Joslyn James: Tiger Tamer stars one famous pornstar mistress. “Tiger slipped his wood in this sandtrap!” Because vaginas are a lot like sandtraps.

Joslyn James: Tiger Tamer

The other famous pornstar mistress, Holly Sampson, appears in Tiger’s Tail. According to the back cover, “the heated and horny hottie bends over and lets you drive into her tee box!” Because vaginas are a lot like tee boxes.

Tigers Tail with Holly Sampson

Posted previously — MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal starring both Joslyn James and Holly Sampson.

The Tiger Woods mistress eruption generates another quickie porn title, MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal from Bang Bros. This one isn’t exactly a porn parody, just ripped-from-the-headlines XXXploitation with golf jokes.

As you probably know, two of Tiger’s mistresses — Joslyn James and Holly Sampson — were pornstars. MILF Soup 9 features both Joslyn James and Holly Sampson in XXX sex scenes, though not with Tiger or even Tiger lookalikes.

Like the box cover says, it’s a chance to check out Tail Tiger Has Chased.

MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal