Wicked plans to release Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody on May 30, 2012, a few days after Men In Black III hits theaters. And they’ve launched their buzz campaign with three promo YouTube videos: a trailer, a clip and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

That’s veteran woodsman Randy Spears in the Tommy Lee Jones role, with Ethan Hunt and Misty Stone splitting the Will Smith role. Also starring Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, India Summer, Alektra Blue, Mia Lelani, Isis Taylor and Nicole Aniston. Directed by Brad Armstrong.

Watch this space for pre-order info.

Lee Roy Myers tackles Shakespeare in his new Romeo & Juliet, starring Rocco Reed and Chanel Preston as the star-crossed lovers.

Romeo & Juliet - directed by Lee Roy Myers

Also starring India Summer, Andy San Dimas, AnnMarie Rios, Brian Street Team, Tom Byron and Anthony Rosano.

Here’s hoping the Lee Roy Myers version has a less depressing ending.

We’ve got a ton of Shakespeare porn in the stuff-to-post-someday slush pile. Maybe it’s time for a Shakespeare week.

Adam & Eve has posted the trailer for its upcoming Dallas XXX porn parody, cleverly entitled Dallas: A Parody.

Adam & Eve has not announced a release date. They haven’t even posted the box cover art yet. My guess would be March or April 2012.

The cast looks good: Alexis Ford, India Summer, Eric Masterson, Bill Bailey, James Deen, Michael Vegas, Ryan McLane, Bobbi Starr and Brooklyn Lee. Directed by Andre Madness.

Debbie was unavailable for comment.

How I Met Your Mother XXX

White Ghetto is back with another porn parody that’s all porn and not much parody. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! (in stores today) collects six MILF group sex scenes.

As the back cover blurb explains, “Your mom always looks so prim and proper; people might think we met at a Sunday picnic in the park. But when I met her things were a little nastier. It was a rip-roaring Gang Bang with a roomful of the biggest cocks I’d ever seen, and your mom was taking every one of them, and taking them in every hole, three at a time! And when she was finally done, she was covered in cum! Now, that’s really how we met!” It’s slightly funnier if you imagine Bob Saget speaking that.

Don’t expect faithful recreations of the sets and characters from How I Met Your Mother, cuz White Ghetto don’t play that way. But if you dig MILFs and gangbangs, it’s your lucky day. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! stars Kristin, Nika, Afrodite, Dominika Pink, Kirke and Samantha White, plus about 15-20 guys.

How I Fucked Your Mother

Last year Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, also went the “parody title but not really a parody” MILF porn route in How I Fucked Your Mother.

This one features four vignettes in which unsatisfied young mothers stray to get the great sex they deserve. “It’s either fuck me right or I’m going out to find it!” is actual dialogue. The tagline specifies, “Hot Women in Their Late Twenties Get Fucked by Young Studs!”

Jim Powers’ How I Fucked Your Mother stars Charisma Cappelli, Cassidy Lynn, Kayla Paige and Nikki Sexx (awesome porn name).

Not surprisingly, this title has been used several times.

Heatwave’s 2005 How I Fucked Your Mother skewed older. “Fifty-year-old sex crazed moms like to spend their golden years on their backs taking a dick or two! Give it up for the experienced broads!” Four sex scenes starred Rubee Tuesday, Anastasia Sands, Dalny Marga and Raunchy Rita.

Some company called Totally Tasteless released a 5-hour compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother earlier this year.

And Wicked Pictures released a 16-hour multi-disc compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother, including scenes with old-school stars like Teri Weigel, Amber Lynn and Shanna McCullough plus modern stars like Lisa Ann, Julia Ann and India Summer.

As far as PornParody.com can tell, no one has yet done a proper porn parody of How I Met Your Mother.

The reality show Sister Wives makes polygamy look decidedly unarousing. Vivid fixes that in Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody, in stores today.

The back cover explains: “Sister Wives XXX follows the exploits of Kody, a polygamist living in Utah with three wives, 12 kids, a new baby and a new wife! Wives Meri, Janelle, Christine may welcome the newer, hotter, younger Robyn, but they’re not going to make her life easy. As the wedding draws near, Kody has to juggle his upcoming nuptials and the birth of his new baby daughter, plus a wedding anniversary, a pair of sexually voracious kids, and a cake testing gone awry, all the while satisfying the rapacious sexual needs of his horny, crazed sister wives.”

Sister Wives XXX Porn Parody - Vivid

Starring Evan Stone in a goofy wig, India Summer, Natasha Nice, Lisa Sparxxx, Samantha 38G and Aliysa Moore. Directed by B. Skow.

Classic sitcoms have been a goldmine for porn parodists. Gonzo director Rodney Moore gets in on the act with The Addams Family XXX, in stores today.

Addams Family XXX porn parody

The awesome cast includes Nina Hartley, Evan Stone, India Summer, Brandy Aniston, Aurora Snow, Alanah Rae, Amber Rayne, Charley Chase and Alison Tyler.

In the XXX version, Wednesday and Pugsly are over 18 and headed to college. “Adhering to family tradition, Gomez brings Pugsly a hooker, while Morticia attempts to teach Wednesday about sex and masturbation. Always the cleverer child, Wednesday quickly applies what she learned to an orgy hosted in the dungeon. With sex in the air, the rest of the Addams feel the urge to play. Uncle Fester’s electrifying personality manages to charm the skirt off Miss Millibanks. Morticia and Gomez tango their way into the bedroom. Even Lurch, Grandmama and Thing get in on the action!”

Not surprisingly, this isn’t the first Addams Family porn parody. Back in 1991, Ron Jeremy starred as Uncle Fester in The Maddam’s Family.

Pornstar Dane Cross apparently really loves Tosh.0, because he’s both star and director of the new porn parody Tosh Porn Oh.

Tosh Porn Oh - XXX parody

Tosh Porn Oh features XXX versions of famous viral videos like Star Wars Kid, Leeroy Jenkins and “What What In the Butt”.

We expect there will be a Rickrolling gag somewhere in the finished product. Also starring India Summer, Rachel Roxxx, Lily LaBeau, Georgia Jones, Misti Dawn, Heather Starlet, Skin Diamond and special guest star Ron Jeremy.

Another film classic gets the porn parody treatment. Porn legend Paul Thomas directs The Graduate XXX, with Anthony Rosano filling the Dustin Hoffman role.

The Graduate XXX porn parody

Also starring Lexi Belle, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Marie McCray, Raven Alexis, Veronica Avluv (“vulva” backwards, cute) and Ron Jeremy.

Looks like they hit all the well-known scenes and catchphrases, and even recorded some faux Simon & Garfunkel for the soundtrack. Bravo.

The Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez tagteam release Grindhouse gets the porn parody treatment in Adam & Eve’s new Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature (releasing Monday August 22, 2011).

Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature - Adam & Eve porn parody

As in the original, Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature includes two exploitation-style features shot by different directors: Student Assassin directed by David Lord, and Massacre At Pine Lake directed by Andre Madness.

Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature stars Teagan Presley, Nina Mercedez, India Summer, Britney Amber, Alexis Ford, Brianna Blair and Andy San Dimas.

Exquisite Films/Extreme Comixxx hoped to have their Captain America porn parody hit shelves just before the real Captain America summer blockbuster hit theaters. They didn’t quite make it. Look for Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody to ship sometime in the next couple weeks.

Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Porn Parody

Evan Stone plays Captain America, which should be good for some laughs. Sexy spies and villainesses include Tara Lynn Foxx, Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, India Summer, Charley Chase, Jacky Joy, Ashli Orion and Lizzy Borden.

Exquisite has posted a “teaser” and a “trailer” to YouTube.

More info for Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody on DVD in our online store.