Blue bodypaint fetishists rejoice! After changing the release date several times, Hustler shipped Axel Braun’s This Ain’t Smurfs XXX 3D yesterday.

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The smurftastic cast includes Lexi Belle, Charley Chase, Nicole Aniston and Evan Stone.

The two-disc This Ain’t Smurfs XXX 3D set includes two pairs of 3D glasses (the old-fashioned red/blue variety). Also available in Blu-Ray.

Hustler has posted the YouTube trailer for its upcoming This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX, directed by Axel Braun and starring Lexi Belle as Smurfette.

Slated for April 2012 release.

Last year Lee Roy Myers directed a classic The Simpsons porn parody. Now he’s back with Family Guy: The XXX Parody. The SFW YouTube trailer looks pretty great.

There’s also a hardcore NSFW trailer screening at Fleshbot.

Family Guy: The XXX Parody stars Aurora Snow (Lois), Anthony Rosano (Peter), Sarah Shevon (Meg), James Deen (Quagmire), Misty Stone (Donna), Tyler Knight (Cleveland), Jennifer White (Bonnie), Dick Delaware (Joe) and special guest star Ron Jeremy.

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Release slated for Tuesday, March 6, 2012.

Hustler and Dulce Media team up for the Spanish-language porn parody El Gordo Y La Flaca XXX, based on the extremely popular Univision talk show.

Slated for DVD release on Tuesday, February 21, 2012.

El Gordo Y La Flaca XXX has generated a ton of advance buzz, mostly positive, in Latin media … including on the real El Gordo Y La Flaca.

The cast includes Lisa Demarco (as La Flaca), Anthony de los Santos (as El Gordo), Yurizan Beltran, Nikki Delano, Bridgette B, Stevie Shae, Ricky Anthony, Marco Banderas, Carlo Carrera and Marco Rivera. Directed by Shy Love.

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Let’s hope this launches a hot new trend.

We had seen release dates of February 3 or February 10 listed for This Ain’t Jaws XXX in 3D, but as of now (afternoon of January 31) our DVD store has it in stock and shipping. If you pre-ordered, it’s on its way.

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This Ain’t Jaws XXX in 3D is a Hustler/Adam & Eve co-production, directed by Stuart Canterbury, starring Phoenix Marie, Lily LaBeau, Jayden Cole, Darcy Tyler, Evan Stone and Dale DaBone.

Check out the safe-for-work promo clips we posted a couple weeks back.

Hustler and Adam & Eve have teamed up to create This Ain’t Jaws XXX 3D. Release date slated for early February. To get the buzz started, they posted two YouTube teaser clips this week.

Starring Phoenix Marie, Lily LaBeau, Jayden Cole, Darcy Tyler, Evan Stone and Dale DaBone.

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I’ve never actually seen an episode of Nurse Jackie, but let’s face it, nurses are hot, therefore This Ain’t Nurse Jackie XXX from Hustler is bound to be hot.

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Lily LaBeau plays the Edie Falco lead role. Lily LaBeau is hot, and Edie Falco is hot, so this one’s a cinch.

Do any real hospitals have those candy-apple-red stethoscopes? Cuz that’s kinda hot too.

Also starring Roxanne Hall, Kiera King, Britney Amber and Skin Diamond. Directed by Stuart Canterbury.

American Chopper is a reality show on the Discovery Channel about a father-and-son custom motorcycle shop, supported by two other sons and various male gearheads. This Ain’t American Chopper XXX, new today from Hustler, switches things up by giving Paul Sr. a bunch of daughters and female gearheads.

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Evan Stone directs and plays garage boss Paul Sr. Also starring Dani Jensen, Helly Mae Hellfire, Jenna Presley and Vanessa Veracruz.

For whatever reason, my Keith Olbermann/Dan Patrick slash fiction never found an audience. Maybe I was just ahead of my time. Hustler takes a more fan-friendly approach in the new porn parody This Aint ESPN XXX.

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Each sex scene spoofs some real ESPN figure or sports star. No YouTube trailer yet, but Hustler has released a hilarious scene breakdown.

Scene 1: Erin Andrews loves to hangout in locker rooms with naked football players! Today she is investigating a new performance enhancer that is making offensive linemen grow huge cocks.

Scene 2: The NBA is in labor negotiations so the players head to Europe to get some playing time. These big dick NBA studs love playing – playing with hot Euro sluts who can’t get enough NBA dick!

Scene 3: Sara Walsh is the newest piece of ass in the sport center studio. She is easy to get hot since men surround her all the time. Of course, she is an attention whore and she needs dick to improve her self-esteem. Her anchor partner John Buccigross has the hots for this blonde headed piece of ass and he fucks her right on the set while the ESPN producers film the whole thing!

Scene 4: Shaun White doesn’t know when to quit. He’s a skater, surfer, and now a rally car driver. ESPN’s Angela Sun is a big fan of Shaun’s and she loses her reporter’s objectivity when she meets Shaun in the hospital after a bad crash.

Scene 5: Danica Patrick is not happy about her new outfit for Go-Daddy. She wants to race cars and be a classy lady but G-Daddy has other ideas.

Directed by Otto Bauer, starring Alanah Rae, Brooklyn Lee, McKenzie Lee, Britney Amber and Asphyxia Noir.

Sadly, Girl with the Horny Tattoo from Hustler is not really a porn parody of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It’s just a collection of five sex scenes featuring pornstars with lots of tattoos. Since most pornstars have lots of tattoos, that’s not much of a theme. What the hell, it still looks hot.

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Horny tattooed girls include Emma Mae (on the cover), Bridgette B., Lizz Tayler, Alexis Grace, Mason Moore (star of the infamous fake Kat von D sex tape), Loni Evans and Emily Parker.

Here’s hoping someone does a proper Girl with the Dragon Tattoo XXX porn parody soon.