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This Ain’t Die Hard XXX from Hustler

March 22, 2013
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Hustler has released box cover art and a SFW trailer for its upcoming This Ain’t Die Hard XXX. As you can see, Nakatomi Plaza has been replaced by Flynt Tower in the porn parody version. And the terrorists are all hot babes. And the black cop is a hot babe. They kept the famous catch [...]

This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D from Axel Braun

February 4, 2013
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New from Hustler and director Axel Braun: This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D. The street date is Tuesday, February 5 (and Hustler is known for its punctuality). The SFW trailer shows off the awesome special effects and acting: Bailey Blue plays Sarah Conner, and she blogged about the shoot last summer. Dick Delaware plays the Terminator, [...]

Hustler shooting quickie Petraeus-Broadwell sex scandal parody

November 28, 2012

That didn’t take long. Hustler is working on The General Goes All In, a ripped-from-the-headlines porn parody of the sex scandal involving General-turned-CIA-chief David Petraeus and biographer Paula Broadwell. The studio promises “a version of events that leaves nothing to the imagination.” Evan Stone plays General David Petraeus, while Kimberly Kane will play Paula Broadwell. [...]

This Ain’t The Expendables XXX in 3D

October 31, 2012

The Expendables and The Expendables 2 were wall-to-wall guy movies. Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, chomping cigars and not showering and blowing shit up. For the porn parody version, This Ain’t The Expendables XXX in [...]

Sailor Poon XXX Interactive Parody

October 9, 2012
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The latest twisted creation from Lee Roy Myers, Sailor Poon XXX Interactive Parody, is now in stock. Starring Lexi Belle (as Sailor Poon herself), Asa Akira and Heather Starlet. “Interactive” porn means you can use the DVD remote to change camera angles and sex acts as you watch. The promo blurb explains, “And when you [...]

This Ain’t Avatar XXX 2: Escape from Pandwhora 3D

August 28, 2012
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Hustler has released Axel Braun’s This Ain’t Avatar XXX 2: Escape from Pandwhora 3D, several years ahead of slowpoke James Cameron’s non-XXX sequel. http://youtu.be/BcTYQjRcT_I The two-disc set comes with 3D glasses, though I expect most of you have a few spare pairs lying around.

This Ain’t Avatar 2 XXX

July 16, 2012
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James Cameron’s Avatar 2 is still a few years away. What’s taking him so long? Axel Braun has already finished the porn parody version, This Ain’t Avatar 2 XXX: Escape from Pandwhora.

Hustler releases This Ain’t Smurfs XXX 3D

May 9, 2012
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Blue bodypaint fetishists rejoice! Axel Braun’s porn parody of The Smurfs is now available. Starring Lexi Belle, Charley Chase, Nicole Aniston and Evan Stone.

This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX

March 23, 2012
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Hustler has posted the YouTube trailer for its upcoming This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX, directed by Axel Braun and starring Lexi Belle as Smurfette.

Family Guy: The XXX Parody

March 5, 2012
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Last year Lee Roy Myers directed a classic Simpsons porn parody. Now he’s back with Family Guy: The XXX Parody.

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