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The 69th Sense

October 30, 2009

In the XXX version, europorn vixen Vicca sees dead people . . . cursed to wander in limbo because they never fulfilled their greatest sexual fantasies in life.

Hollywood got around to remaking The Last House on the Left in 2009, but the porn biz beat them to the punch with The Last Whore House on the Left in 2004. The box cover blurb promises “alarming anal, devious DP’s and frightening facials”.

Beetlejism

October 29, 2009

Tim Burton made Beetlejuice, the porn biz paid tribute with Beetlejism. In the XXX version, “Everyone get’s scared stiff and sticky!”

Friday the 13th – A Nude Beginning

October 29, 2009

XXX porn parody Friday the 13th – A Nude Beginning came out in 1987, after six real Friday the 13th movies had been released. What took them so long?

Nightmare on Porn Street

October 28, 2009

Nightmare on Porn Street came out in 1988, when the real Nightmare on Elm Street series was already up to #4. In 1992 came Nightmare on Dyke Street. More nightmares followed.

Dracula (Mario Salieri)

October 27, 2009

Euro porn auteur Mario Salieri made this XXX version of Dracula in 1995. It’s not a porn parody, but rather a glossy, big-budget prestige porno with elaborate costumes and sets.

Ejacula

October 27, 2009

The most notorious Dracula XXX porn parody to date was Ejacula, released by VCA in 1993, followed two years later by Ejacula 2. Rocco Siffredi plays Count Ejacula, Patricia Kennedy plays Bride of Ejacula, Ron Jeremy plays disfigured hunchback minion Igor.