Dirty Sex in the City

The most recent Sex and the City porn parody was Dirty Sex in the City from Daring.

The city in the porn parody is Budapest, which is indeed a city.

The cover shows three women. The back cover blurb reads, “Five beautiful girls like shopping, eating and gossiping! Sounds familiar? But our five ladies share one other thing in common – they are all nymphomaniacs with an insatiable desire for SEX!” Sheez, even I know that there are FOUR main characters in Sex and the City, not three, not five.

Previously posted: Sluts and the City, Sex in the Butt in the City, Hard Sex in the City and Porn in the City.

This Aint Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX

Larry David has never been on the Sexiest Man Alive shortlist, and there hasn’t been any great clamor to see him do more nude scenes. Nonetheless, Curb Your Enthuasiasm has been around ten years and has some rabid fans, so a porn parody was inevitable.

Hustler presents This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, directed by Stuart Canterbury and starring Jack Spade as fake Larry David.

Female stars include Madison Ivy (as sensible Cheryl), Angelina Valentine (kinky Susie), Courtney Cummz (lusty escort), Bobbi Star (Nurse Nancy) and Lexi Stone and Dillon Riley (strippers).

Street date for This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX: Tuesday, April 20.

Don’t miss the YouTube trailer.

New Sensations and director Lee Roy Myers are back with their newest porn spoof, Tru: A XXX Parody based on HBO’s True Blood.

Pornstar James Deen bears some resemblance to True Blood star Stephen Moyer, or maybe it’s just the haircut. New Sensations contract star Ashlynn Brooke doesn’t look anything like Anna Paquin, but she’s a cutie.

Tru: A XXX Parody

PORN PARODY caps off Sex and the City day with a brand new release from Private, Sluts and the City. The studio promises their XXX version is “1000% times sexier than the successful TV series”.

The DVD is slated for December 31, 2009, release, but GameLink has it available now for online viewing and download.

Sluts and the City - Private Gold

Sex in the Butt in the City

2007 was a big year for Sex and the City porn parodies, odd since the show ended its HBO run in 2004 and the movie came out in summer 2008.

Sex in the Butt in the City is one of my favorite porn parody titles of all time. So simple and so crass, you can’t help but laugh. Kudos to whoever thinks up these things at Cherry Boxxx. Stars include Chloe Dior and Victoria Sin.

The pornographers apparently didn’t follow the original show, since there are TWO chicks on the box cover rather than the standard SatC four.

Hard Sex in the City

Also from 2007, French porn studio JTC Video released Hard Sex in the City. Dialogue is in French, but you probably won’t miss much if you don’t speak the language. Mostly variations on “oh yeah, fuck me hard”.

The pornographers apparently didn’t follow the original show, since there are FIVE chicks on the box cover rather than the standard SatC four.

Private released its first Sex and the City porn parody in 2007, entitled Porn in the City. “A spin-off of the famous hit TV series based in New York, Porn in the City introduces you to four sexed-up young women who love to shop, party and fuck.”

Porn in the City | Private Movies

Available on DVD at GameLink. Available for online viewing at Hot Movies.

The latest TV show porn parody from New Sensations is Entourage: a XXX Parody (releasing Monday 10/19, available now for preorder).

The new plotline actually made me chuckle: “When Vince’s latest film flops, Turtle decides to upload a celebrity sex tape of Vince and everyone’s favorite super-starlet-next-door, Mandy Moorehead. Will it revive his blockbuster Hollywood career, or will it lead to a big role in Aquaman – A XXX Parody?”

Entourage: A XXX Parody

The guys playing Vinny, Turtle and Drama look spot-on, but poor fake E looks more like Ed Grimley there.

Also check out Cuntourage and Blonde*tourage.

New Sensations will release Entourage: A XXX Parody in two weeks. This will actually be the third Entourage porn parody, after Cuntourage from Pink Lotus and Blonde*tourage from Fusxion.

The New Sensations version plays the show straight with four male friends chasing girls. The two existing version both switched it up, making the show about four (or five) hot female friends chasing guys or just doing each other.

Blonde*tourage

Cuntourage

Another HBO series gets the porn parody treatment. Unlike the Henricksons, the Henrixxxsons truly embrace their polygamist lifestyle with lots of group sex, including a climactic four-way scene.

Sadly, they don’t seem to have included a fake Harry Dean Stanton character.

This Isn't Big Love - XXX Parody

Real TV shows have obsessively geeky fan-made episode guides, why not PORN PARODY TV shows?

The Sopornos

Meet Bobby Soporno – wiseguy, casino owner, ladies man. He’s a man in control, a man who commands respect. If his casino patrons don’t lose their shirts gambling, they’re sure to lose them to the bevy of babes ever-ready to take their last dime. It seems Bobby has it all, but it’s starting to slip. Someone is ripping him off, eating away at his dynasty… either that or maybe it’s just another anxiety attack!

The Sopornos #2

Bobby Soporno has a new business venture. He has entered the world of porn. Convinced by a low-life porn director that the best way to recover his loan is to allow him to direct a movie, money-minded Bobby realizes that this could also turn into a lucrative business venture for the future. Then why does Bobby still have this nagging anxiety? Well, one thing we do know; the only thing he’s accomplished in therapy is driving his shrink to drink.

The Sopornos #3

In this, the third installment of the award-winning Sopornos series, we find Bobby Soporno in a very vulnerable position. Bobby has discovered that a close family friend, Tamara (Julie Meadows) is plotting to undermine him by working a deal with their top garment industry competitor – the Russian mob. But, just when he thinks that they are his only problem he discovers that another threat is just around the corner. What’s a guy to do? Go see his Shrink of course!

The Sopornos #4

Is Bobby Soporno losing his mind? He’s definitely losing sleep. It’s not bad enough that his crew at Soporno’s Wrecking Yard is trading parts for sexual favors, but when he finds out that his own daughter is screwing around with them, he goes ballistic. After a tense confrontation, Bobby ends up in the hospital where he tries to recover from his injuries and plot his revenge at the same time.

The Sopornos #5

Apparently Bobby Soporno can’t catch a break. His Prize Fighter decides that he won’t take a fall, so Bobby is forced to “replace” him with a hot new prospect who will gladly play Bobby’s game for a nice cut and a hot piece of ass. Then, just when it all seems like it’s going to come together, Bobby’s screeching sister and lesbian mother start harrassing him and try to teach him some family values he’s not so willing to learn.

The Sopornos #6

Thugs, Drugs, Jugs, Welcome to the 80′s. If you think that Bobby Soporno has problems now. Ten years ago the Feds were breathing down his neck, and each other. Ten years ago, the Badda Boom was only a wet dream, with Sunset Thomas no less. Ten years ago, Bobby Soporno was actually happy!

The Sopornos #7

Bobby Soporno is dead, or so it appeared the last time we saw him. But when Bobby’s sister Cecilia and his best friend Nick begin their search for the killer, things take a turn for the bizarre-as in sexually bizarre. Just when they think they have the answer. Nick finds himself entangled in a twisted web of erotic retribution that pushes the limits of perversity and ultimately reveals the disturbing truth about Bobby Soporno.

The Sopornos #8

The final episode will blow you away! Bobby Soporno is wanted, dead or alive. But, as he fights to prove that the rumors of his death aren’t true, Federal Agent Victoria Givens cloes in on Bobby’s DVD pirating operation by sexing up some key personnel. Trust turns into betrayal and law gives in to lust when Nick makes an offer to the judge that she cannot resist. In the end, Bobby finds himself fighting his own crew for control and leaves everyone reeling in disbelief as he comes to the realization that if you are wanted dead or alive, perhaps it’s better to simply be undead.

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