Possibly the stoopidest rock & roll porn parody ever was Sgt Pecker’s Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang.

Sgt Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang

There are four female pornstars — the notorious Annabel Chong, Jordan Lee, Kerri Downs and Sylvia Ryder — which makes this more of an “orgy” than a “gangbang”. The male cast includes Dick Nasty, Guy DiSilva, Ron Jeremy and Tom Byron.

Two days til Super Bowl Sunday. PORN PARODY predicts Indianapolis 38, New Orleans 16. Sorry Saints fans, I hope I’m wrong.

In 1994 Powder Puff Productions made an oddball little experiment in counter-programming called Super Ball Sunday. In this gangbang title, Chayse Manhattan (the only pornstar I’m aware of who took her porn name from a bank) fucks all the buddies her hubby invited over to watch the big game.

Super Ball Sunday

In 2006 gay studio Catalina followed with Super Hole Sunday. “Get in on the action as cute young guys penetrate their friends’ end zones.”

Super Hole Sunday

Christmas and porn don’t strike me as an obvious match, especially Christmas and the really raunchy, filthy, extreme porn. Some pornographers clearly disagree.

Big Titty Christmas

Prolific gonzo director Jim Powers made Big Titty Christmas for Sin City in 2006, “a yuletide tale of six beautiful and very well endowed women who are definitely on Santa’s naughty list!” Don’t let the Santa hats and candy stripe stockings fool you, this title is wall-to-wall XXX nasty. Trina Michaels appears in three of six scenes.

A Very Creamy Christmas

Anarchy pumped up the holiday cheer with A Very Creamy Christmas in 2008. As you might have guessed, the theme here is messy creampies. Who doesn’t love pie on Christmas? Trina Michaels stars again along with Nikki Navez, Sheila Marie and the legendary Nina Hartley.

All I Want for Christmas is a Gangbang

Finally, the all-time weirdest Christmas XXX title: All I Want for Christmas is a Gangbang, directed by John T. Bone in 1994. The first scene features hot girl-on-girl action between Annabel Chong and Kerri Downs. Then for the next hour, Annabel Chong and Kerri Downs take turns being gangbanged by a dozen men in Santa Claus suits.

And that concludes the PORN PARODY guide to Christmas porn. Personally I plan to spend Christmas eating rich food til I burst, taking a nap and watching football.

Porn parodies are usually based on movies or TV shows. Lately there have been several based on politicians. But anything big in the news or in pop culture can be fair game, especially if there’s a viral catchphrase involved.

The original Million Man March in 1995 has spawned a million Million Whoever March knockoffs. Pornographer John T. Bone and brave pornstar Deelicious Milano rallied the masses for The Million Man Gang Bang in 2000.

As with most of these events, actual attendance fell well short of a million — in this case a couple dozen tops, many of whom couldn’t stay hard on camera.

The Million Man Gang Bang