Crank up your vuvuzelas, Private taps into World Cup fever with the brand new XXX porn parody Private World Cup: Footballers’ Wives. The DVD comes out July 6, but GameLink (owned by Private) has it available now for streaming or download.

Bobbi Starr plays “Victoria Fuckham” (haha), Carla Cox plays “Leslie Trash” (a pun on Leslie Ash, a British actress married to former football star Lee Chapman), and Amy Brooke plays “Paris Cliton” (presumably a pun on Paris Hilton, not a footballer’s wife as far as I know). Kimberly Kane also appears.

Private World Cup: Footballers' Wives

Private celebrated the previous World Cup in similar fashion with Private Football Cup 2006, known as Private Soccer Cup 2006 in the Yanks market.

Private Soccer Cup 2006 XXX

Two days til Super Bowl Sunday. PORN PARODY predicts Indianapolis 38, New Orleans 16. Sorry Saints fans, I hope I’m wrong.

In 1994 Powder Puff Productions made an oddball little experiment in counter-programming called Super Ball Sunday. In this gangbang title, Chayse Manhattan (the only pornstar I’m aware of who took her porn name from a bank) fucks all the buddies her hubby invited over to watch the big game.

Super Ball Sunday

In 2006 gay studio Catalina followed with Super Hole Sunday. “Get in on the action as cute young guys penetrate their friends’ end zones.”

Super Hole Sunday