One of the most anticipated titles of the year, here at PornParody.com world headquarters at least, has arrived — Can’t Be Roots XXX Parody: The Untold Story from Evasive Angles. Slavery finally gets the porn parody it deserves.

Can't Be Roots XXX Parody: The Untold Story

Directed by TT Boy, starring Dee Siren, Nikki Stone, Natalie Beck, Haley Sweet, Sierra Savage, Mark Anthony, Lucas Stone and Persia London.

Some might find Roots an inappropriate parody target and the whole idea of slavery porn offensive. Boo hoo. We see it as a deliciously lowbrow celebration of how far we’ve come. Kudos to Evasive Angles for going there.

Can’t Be Roots XXX Parody: The Untold Story is in stock and shipping from our DVD store.

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OMFG, this might be the most gloriously tasteless porn parody of the year. Can’t Be Roots: It’s a XXX Parody coming soon from Evasive Angles.

One source gives October 10, 2011, as the release date. No pre-orders open yet, but we’ll keep checking.

Evasive Angles has posted the YouTube trailer for their upcoming masterpiece Can’t Be Sanford & Son: It’s A XXX Parody.

Now scheduled for release on May 2, 2011.

Can't Be Sanford and Son XXX Porn Parody

Previously from Evasive Angles: Can’t Be Chappelle’s Show: A XXX Parody, Can’t Be Different Strokes: The Reunion XXX, This Ain’t the Barber Shop XXX, and This Ain’t Good Times XXX.

Dave Chappelle’s $55M freakout couldn’t save his show from the porn parody treatment. Can’t Be Chappelle’s Show: A XXX Parody features XXX riffs on classic characters like Rick James, Lil John and Tyrone the crackhead.

Can’t Be Chappelle’s Show: A XXX Parody is the latest in Evasive Angles‘ fine string of mostly-black-cast porn spoofs, including This Ain’t Good Times and Can’t Be Different Strokes. We’re still crossing our fingers for What’s Happening!! XXX.

Can't Be Chappelle's Show: A XXX Parody

Evasive Angles continues its groovy string of black sitcom parodies with Can’t Be Different Strokes: The Reunion. Was the world really waiting for fake Gary Coleman porn? Ready or not, here it is.

Available on DVD, or watch instantly in our online theater.

Cant Be Different Strokes: The Reunion - XXX Porn Parody

Previous parodies from Evasive Angles: This Ain’t Good Times XXX, This Ain’t the Barber Shop XXX and Charlie Macc and the Big Butt Chocolate Factory.

This Ain't the Barber Shop XXX

Evasive Angles parodies Ice Cube’s Barbershop movies with This Ain’t the Barber Shop XXX (street date: April 30).

Most porn companies would give the original characters a lot of white girlfriends and make the XXX parody “interracial”, but Evasive Angles is all about keeping it real. Judging from the box cover and YouTube trailer, This Ain’t the Barber Shop XXX sticks with pornstars of color.

Stars include Roxy Reynolds, Toni Sweets and Byron Long.

The same company brought us This Ain’t Good Times XXX last December. We’re crossing our fingers for This Ain’t What’s Happening!! in the near future.

Evasive Angles presents the trailer for This Ain’t The Barber Shop, due out April 30.

Pre-orders for This Ain’t The Barber Shop available now.

Tim Burton’s last fantastic blockbuster, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, got a porn parody of sorts with Charlie Macc and the Big Butt Chocolate Factory, released by Evasive Angles in 2006.

The filmmakers had some kinky fun with the chocolate tie-in. The back cover explains, “First off, all girls are 100% dark skinned. Second, all girls are grade A big butt certified. Third, all girls butts are covered in chocolate syrup!” This is not a double entendre; they literally did pour chocolate syrup over each girls’ butt.

Charlie Macc and the Big Butt Chocolate Factory

Available on DVD, or watch online at AEBN or Hot Movies.

Wicked released a 4-disc compilation in 2006 called Willie Wanker in Her Chocolate Factory. Great title, but no parody content since it’s just a collection of unrelated sex scenes from old releases.

A 1995 XXX flick entitled Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packing Factory is sadly unavailable, as is the foodie followup Willie Wanker at the Sushi Bar.

Another classic sitcom gets the porn parody treatment in This Ain’t Good Times from Evasive Angles. “When times get tough and you can’t find money… Then love, laughter and some good booty will brighten up the day!”

Or to put it more simply . . . DYYYY NOOOO MITE!!!

This Ain't Good Times

One final burst of desperation, then we’re done with Desperate Housewives Weekend.

Evasive Angles put out a milfy vid called Desperate Mothers and Wives, which performed well enough that they made eight numbered sequels: #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9.

Hustler put out a milfy vid called Desperate Housewhores, which performed well enough that they made eight numbered sequels: #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9.

Then Hustler made seven unnumbered sequels: Desperate Housewhores – Butt Hole In One; Desperate Housewhores – Cybersex MILFS; Desperate Housewhores – More Than A MILF; Desperate Housewhores – Stephanie Swift’s Sex Party; Desperate Housewhores – The All Stars; Desperate Housewhores – The Real Girls Of Orange County; and Desperate Housewhores – Trophy Wives of Beverly Hills.

Desperate Housewhores - Butt Hole in One

If you like golf and anal sex, this is the porn flick for you.