David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises was a great film, but not the most likely porn parody material. Europorn studio Daring! gives it a shot in Eastern Promise, which appears to be halfway between porn parody and remake with fucking.

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The premise of Eastern Promise: “London, a city of decadence and depravity, ruled by the fearsome and ruthless Russian Mafia, led by Vladimir Wasofski leader of the “Bratva” or “brotherhood” and sex trafficking is their business, young women are brought to work the brothels of London by the Bratva, but first the depraved Wasofski likes to try out the “goods” for himself. The police decide to put their top Detective Donna Sparx (played by the sensational Karlie Simon) undercover and she must break his organization, expose their criminal trade and bring Wasofski to Justice by using all her sexual skills. She is betrayed by her Police Boss to Wasofski who reveals her true identity to him in return for cash and the ministrations of his sex slaves. A hitman is despatched to kill her and she must use all her sexual talents to survive. Time is running out for Detective Donna Sparx, now more than ever she must use all her sexual abilities to secure her enemies and destroy the man who would kill her.”

Fans of Cronenberg and porn should also check out Pornodrome.

A porn parody of Videodrome seems beside the point. David Cronenberg’s original is kinkier than most porn, escaping censorship only because Cronenberg invented a new orifice to penetrate.

Porn director David Aaron Clark took up the challenge with Pornodrome in 2000. According to a Usenet reviewer, “The ‘plot’ here is something about people experiencing sexual fantasties via computer, and is limited to a female/computer spokesperson and a male programmer/moderator popping up between scenes to make a few cryptic or inane statements before the next show starts.”

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