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Shagnet, XXX spoof on Dragnet

July 23, 2013
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In 2001 Cash Markman directed Shagnet, a porn parody of Dragnet. Set in 1970, Shagnet follows Sgt. Joe Thursday and his partner as they investigate the illegal underground pornography business around Los Angeles. Shagnet does a pretty good job recreating 1970 fashion and decor, from the squaresville cops to the Bradyesque suburbanites to the hippy-dippy […]

This Isn’t Police Academy … It’s A XXX Spoof!

June 14, 2013
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White Ghetto sticks with the law enforcement theme with its latest sorta porn parody: This Isn’t Police Academy … It’s A XXX Spoof! Five cop-themed scenes starring Lola Lane, Nyla Thai, Kyanna Lee, Coco Velvet and Lucy Blaze. Don’t expect much plot, but if you dig girls wearing (briefly) cop uniforms, this might be for […]

Barely Cops: Sin City

March 18, 2013

Capri Anderson, Alyssa Branch, Cytherea, Alura Jenson and Sammie Spades star in Barely Cops: Sin City, new from Real Productions. Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Did you know that Cops is still producing new episodes, now in its 23rd season? I didn’t. That’s a lot of domestic disturbances. There have been plenty of […]

This Isn’t Shaft XXX Spoof

August 2, 2012
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White Ghetto drop its latest porn sorta parody, This Isn’t Shaft … It’s A XXX Spoof!. He is, after all, the black private dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks. Five interracial sex scenes, black guy (wearing big 70s afro wig in some scenes) with white girl. Don’t expect much parody content beyond […]

Tashes to Gashes

April 14, 2012
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Television X turns the time-travel cop drama Ashes to Ashes into the XXX porn parody Tashes to Gashes.

Life in Bras

February 15, 2012
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British porn studio Television X spoofs the gimmicky cop show Life on Mars.

POPS: True Stories of the Porno Patrol

November 22, 2011
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POPS: True Stories of the Porno Patrol, first released in 1994, was probably the first COPS porn parody. Other XXX studios have spoofed COPS more recently.

Training Day: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody

November 17, 2011
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The XXX parody of Training Day makes the material more porn-friendly by switching the main characters’ genders. Nyomi Banxxx fills the Denzel Washington role, while Chanel Preston channels Ethan Hawke.

Chocolate CHiPs

November 2, 2011
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CHiPs made traffic policing looked so incredibly cool. The inevitable motorcycle cop porn parody came along in 1988, entitled Chocolate Chips.

Mission Ass Possible

October 3, 2011
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Private has run into business problems lately, but no one does glossy porn blockbusters better. Their newest release returns to the Mission Impossible franchise.