Our gay BFF site Gay Porn Parody celebrates Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday with new release Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never.

Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never

From the back cover: “We all knew that young twink sensation had a kinky side and on his 18th birthday, we get to see just how far this guy will go. Bustin Beeber is a barely-legal teen pop star and when another gay rumor circles the tabloids, Beeber decides to do something about it.”

You can probably guess what exactly he decides to do about it.

Stream or download Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never now at the Gay Porn Parody online theater.

Movie star/politician Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sex life gets the porn parody treatment in Arnold the Fornicator, brand new today from Combat Zone. In stock & shipping!

Arnold the Fornicator - Schwarzenegger XXX porn parody

Jay Huntington (aka Chance Caldwell) stars as Arnold. The female cast includes “Nikki Daniels as the Maid, Roxanne Hall as the Reporter, Destiny Porter as the Accountant and Nora Skyy as the Aspiring Actress”. What, no fake Maria Shriver?!? I feel cheated.

Check out Arnold the Fornicator on DVD.

Other Schwarzenegger porn parodies we’ve covered: The Inseminator and Inseminator 2: Domination Day, Penetrator and Penetrator 2: Grudge Day, Total Reball and two versions of The Sperminator.

Some might see Paris Hilton lookalike porn as unnecessary, since we can watch the real thing anytime. But porn parody has pleasures all its own, and there have been many Paris Hilton porn parodies over the years.

The Paris Hilton/Nicole Ritchie reality show The Simple Life was spoofed by French studio JTC as The Simple Sex starring Petra Black and Melissa Lauren. As in the original, Paris and Nicole do lots of helpful chores around the farm.

The Simple Sex - Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie parody

Venom threw the book at those rich brats in 2007′s Paris & Nicole Go To Jail. “And when they get their spoiled little asses thrown in jail, they find themselves leading completely different lives. In the end, they have a much better time than expected.” Starring Aubrey Addams as Nicole and Sindee Jennings as Paris.

Paris & Nicole Go To Jail - Venom porn parody

Baby Doll went the same route with Paris Behind Bars, starring Nikki Benz as Paris (after multiple boob jobs, apparently).

Paris Behind Bars - XXX porn parody

And most recently, Hustler gave the world Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris starring Eden Adams as Paris and Lexi Love as BFF Nicole.

Television X made another pop star porn parody a while back: Girls Allowed, a XXX spoof of massive Brit girl group Girls Aloud.

Girls Allowed - Girls Aloud XXX porn parody

Each of the Girls Aloud girls has her own pornstar lookalike. The final sex scene features XXX knockoffs of Girls Aloud starlet Cheryl Cole and TV talent judge Simon Cowell getting it on backstage.

Fame Fantasies - Television X celebrity parody

Speaking of pop star porn parodies, British network Television X spoofed several celebrities in its recent Fame Fantasies. It never got a stateside DVD release, but GameLink has it available for streaming or download.

Scene breakdown from the Televison X catalog:

(1) In “Amy Goes To Rehab”, tattooed bad girl Amy Whinehouse checks into the Friary to sort out her sex addiction, but ends up saying yes, yes, yes! as she overdoses on hard cock!

(2) In the next scene, chavvy Lauren is up in front of the head teacher, but is she bovvered? Not when she can strip off her uniform and give him a blinding shag!

(3) Lovely busty Carmel Moore is the spitting image of Shakira, but she behaves more like Shagira! After giving musician Ben Kelly the suck and fuck session of his life, she decides, “I’m gonna quit records and become a porn star!” We’d say shes a natural.

(4) She’s nothing like a virgin, but Karlie Simon looks just like Madonna in her white cowboy hat and boots. Watch this material girl in full XXX-sex action with Ali G-Spot in the back of a luxury limo! What will Me Julie say?

(5) Michelle B. is up next, and she really is Dirrty as celebrity sizzler Christina X! Onstage in her raunchy Moulin Rouge gear she services two massive cocks, giving her tight pussy a good pounding!

(6) Last but not least, the delectable Karlie Simon plays host to legendary rocker Ozzy Ozporn, the Prince of Dickness. She invites Oz on her show for a quick interview and a very slow shagging! Let’s hope Sharon doesn’t find out!

The creative and prolific Axel Braun takes on another icon in This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX, a porn parody for Hustler (releasing Tuesday, July 26, 2011). Relative newcomer Helly Mae Hellfire stars as Lady Gaga and puts those hermaphrodite rumors to rest for good.

Hustler hasn’t released the full This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX cast list yet. The only other star confirmed is Ron Jeremy. Yes! My Ron Jeremy/Lady Gaga crossover fan fiction was not so crazy after all!

This Ain't Lady Gaga XXX - Hustler celebrity porn parody

This has been a great year for XXX parodies of pop stars — Katy Pervy: The XXX Parody from Lee Roy Myers, Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol from Will Ryder, Official 106 & Park Parody featuring Lady Gaga and Nicky Minaj pornalikes, and even Elvis: A XXX Parody from Axel Braun.

Interesting that Hustler chose not to call this “Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lady Gaga”. Does this mean the Untrue Hollywood Stories series has come to an end?

3rd Degree spoofs the ubercrass king of the shock jocks in Official Howard Stern Show Parody. (Release date: Tuesday, June 7, 2011.)

Official Howard Stern Show Porn Parody

Ryan McLane (never heard of him) plays Howard Stern, and Jada Fire plays sidekick Robin. Guest pornstars include Amy Brooke, Bobbi Starr, Breanne Benson, Jaelyn Fox and Kagney Linn Karter.

There’s a trailer and a teaser clip up on YouTube:

Official Howard Stern Show Parody is not the first Howard Stern porn parody. Back in 1993-94, when his book Private Parts was a bestseller, pornographers joined the fun with Howard Sperm’s Private Parties and The Howard Sperm Show.

Dr. Drew gets the porn parody treatment in Official Sex Rehab Parody, new (releasing 5/24/11) from director Mike Quasar for Diabolic.

Official Sex Rehab Parody - Dr. Drew XXX

Starring Charley Chase, Andy San Dimas, Allie Haze, Lexi Swallow and Lylith Lavey. I’m not sure who that dude is playing Dr. Drew.

This isn’t the first Dr. Drew porn parody. In 2009, Red Light District made Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw starring Mary Carey (after her real Celebrity Rehab stint) and Penny Flame (before her real Celebrity Rehab stint)

After some down years, Jennifer Lopez is huge again. Judge on American Idol, People‘s “Most Beautiful Woman Alive” . . . and now subject of her own porn parody.

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol Porn Parody

Will Ryder directs Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol, starring the lovely Renae Cruz as Not Jennifer Lopez. (Releasing Thursday, April 28, 2011.)

True fact: before J-Lo got the American Idol gig, Will Ryder’s working title for this project was J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock.

J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock (working title & poster for Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol)

Porn and music videos have a lot in common, so a porn version of BET’s hiphop video countdown show 106 & Park is a natural. Voila, Black Ice presents the Official 106 & Park Parody. (Releasing Tuesday 4/12/2011.)

Pornstars Kelly Divine and Kakey are listed as playing “Lady Gag Gag” and “Kakey Miraj”, so expect some hot celebrity impersonations.

Official 106 & Park XXX Porn Parody - Black Ice

Also starring Porsha Carrera (as hostess “Foxy”), King James (as host “Clarence”), Rane Revere and Hydie Waters.