PORN PARODY has been taking a well-deserved vacation this week, but the new releases just keep coming.

Hustler dropped This Ain’t Cops XXX this week, directed by prolific porn parodist Axel Braun.

This Ain't Cops XXX from Hustler & Axel Braun

“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they cum on you?” An obvious gag, but still made me chuckle. Starring Brooke Banner, Bobbi Starr, Phoenix Marie, Jayden Jaymes, Reena Sky, Alexis Grace, Evan Stone and Dale DaBone.

This Ain't Glee XXX - Hustler porn parody

Hustler has been hyping the hell out of their upcoming This Ain’t Glee XXX, and now it’s available for pre-orders.

Street date = July 6!

Director Axel Braun usually does a great job matching the look and tone of the original, striking just the right balance of campy fun and and hardcore raunch. We have high hopes for this one, even if the pornstar singing and dancing sucks.

The cast includes Tara Lynn Foxx, McKenzee Miles, Nicki Hunter, Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Fay, Alexa Nicole, Miko Sins.

Check out the YouTube previews: the pornstar auditions, the official trailer and the singalong clip.

Hustler plugs the upcoming This Ain’t Glee XXX with another YouTube clip. This time it’s an audience singalong to “Big Tushy Ho’s”

Slated for DVD and Blu-Ray release on July 6, 2010.

This Ain't I Dream of Jeannie XXX - Hustler

Hustler gets back to classic sitcoms with This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX (street date: June 1), directed by Axel Braun, the hardest working man in porn parody.

Shawna Lenee stars in the Barbara Eden role, and the resemblance is not bad. The cast also includes Alec Knight, Ashlyn Rae, Carolyn Reese, Cheyene Collins, Dale Dabone, Jack Lawrence, Jazy Berlin and Missy Woods.

Tagline: “How can I serve you, Master?” You don’t really have to change anything to turn I Dream of Jeannie into porn.

Not surprisingly, there have been many I Dream of Jeannie porn parodies over the years. This new Hustler version makes 17 that I know of.

The YouTube trailer for Batman XXX has gone viral with 400,000 views in one week. The DVD comes out May 24, and Vivid expects it to be a huge seller.

This week Vivid announced plans to make a bunch more superhero XXX parodies under a new Vivid-Superhero imprint. Axel Braun, who directed Batman XXX, will be “lead director” for Vivid-Superhero. Braun has already started pre-production on Superman XXX, to be followed by the Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor and the Incredible Hulk.

PornParody.com recently posted three old Superman porn parodies, none of which looked very good.

So what about Iron Man? You’d think someone would have an Iron Man XXX porn parody in the works, but we haven’t heard anything. There was a softcore Ironbabe from Seduction Cinema years back.

Axel Braun and Vivid have posted the YouTube trailer for Batman XXX: A Porn Parody and set a release date of May 24, 2010.

A few days later, Axel Braun posted a second, shorter Batman XXX: A Porn Parody trailer to YouTube.

And the box cover looks great too.

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

This Ain't Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect

Hustler presents the most anticipated porn parody sequel of the year, This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect.

The production design and the plot are pure old-school Original Series: “Stranded on a distant planet, the crew of the Enterprise are captured by sultry aliens. When the rescue mission goes awry, its up to Kirk to charm his way into the heart and loins of the beautiful Alien Queen.”

Evan Stone returns as Captain Kirk. The female stars include Jada Fire, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Texas, Jennifer Dark, Kagney Linn Karter and Madison Scott. Directed by Axel Braun (damn he’s a busy guy) once again.

Charmed was basically Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossed with Charlie’s Angels. Three cute witches dressed in kicky outfits fighting cosmic evil each week, with just the right balance of camp, T&A and girl power rah-rah. I loved that show.

And now there’s finally a porn parody, This Ain’t Charmed XXX, directed by Axel Braun, released by Hustler, starring Angelina Valentine, Sadie West and Chayse Evans.

This Ain't Charmed XXX

This week’s Coming Soon column asked, “Will this be Shannon Doherty era or Rose McGowan era? We’re crossing our fingers for Rose.” According to the promo blurb, the answer is Shannon Doherty era. “Join Phoebe, Piper and Prue as they conjure up some smoldering sex in this magical parody!” Oh well, there’s bound to be a sequel.

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue hits newsstands today. There have been a number of Sports Illustrated porn parodies over the years, using a variety of puns on the magazine’s title and mockups of the magazine’s cover graphics.

The best of the bunch is the Squirts Illustrated series released by VCA in 2007-2008. All three installments were directed by Axel Braun, who went on to direct many of Hustler’s big sitcom porn parodies.

Issue #1 was subtitled “The Porn Star Issue”, though technically every issue of Squirts Illustrated is a porn star issue.

Squirts Illustrated XXX parody

Squirts Illustrated 2

Squirts Illustrated 3

Also available at Hot Movies (issue #1, issue #2, issue #3) and SugarDVD (issue #1, issue #2, issue #3).

The XXX mockery of Sarah Palin continues with Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin. Directed by Axel Braun, released by Hustler, once again starring Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin (or “Serra Paylin” or whatever).

The porn parody premise this time: after dropping her governor gig, Palin tries to make it big in Hollywood. “She tries her hand at a big budget movie, television drama, hosting a talk show and even co-hosts a search for America’s next-top-Governor!” Along the way she meets up with pornstar celebrity impersonators of Criss Angel, Levi Johnston, David Hasselhoff, Samantha Ronson and others.

Lisa Ann and Sindee Jennings in Hollywood's Nailin' Palin

The highlight is bound to be the backstage lesbian sex scene between Lisa Ann (impersonating Sarah Palin) and Sindee Jennings (impersonating Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin). Wow.

Hollywood's Nailin Palin from Hustler