Arnold Schwarzenegger

This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D from Axel Braun

February 4, 2013
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New from Hustler and director Axel Braun: This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D. The street date is Tuesday, February 5 (and Hustler is known for its punctuality). The SFW trailer shows off the awesome special effects and acting: Bailey Blue plays Sarah Conner, and she blogged about the shoot last summer. Dick Delaware plays the Terminator, […]

Arnold the Fornicator – Schwarzenegger sex spoof

August 2, 2011
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Movie star/politician Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sex life gets the porn parody treatment. Watch him screw the latina maid! And the reporter! And the aspiring actress!

Total Reball

January 18, 2010
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Porn director William Black made Total Reball, a parody of the Paul Verhoeven/Philip K Dick/Arnold Schwarzenegger joint Total Recall.

The Inseminator

November 30, 2009
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LBO Entertainment made The Inseminator and sequel Inseminator 2: Domination Day, both 1995. The premise: the Inseminator travels back in time from a nightmarish future without pornography, in hopes of shooting his own porn and then returning to save the world. Makes perfect sense.

The Penetrator

November 30, 2009
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Hip Video and director Orgie Georgie pumped out Terminator porn parody The Penetrator in 1991. Pornstar Woody Long plays the Penetrator and wears his sunglasses in every sex scene.

The Sperminator

November 30, 2009
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The Terminator appeared in 1984, and the porn industry knocked out The Sperminator the following year. The XXX version has no real connection to the original — no cyborg, no time travel, no muscleman with a weird accent. The Sperminator, played by Rachel Ashley, instead runs a high-class sex therapy spa.