Classics

Brazzers has produced a multi-part Jason Bourne/James Bond international superspy porn parody series over the last few years. Brazzers contract woodsman Danny D plays lead role "Jason Blaine" throughout. We're not sure if they're done yet, but here's the story so far. Spy Hard Ivana Givehead (played by Honey Demon) plans on detonating bombs all [...]

There have been many King Arthur movies over the years. If you don't count the Monte Python version, the best is clearly John Boorman's 1981 Excalibur. In 2007-2008, French pornographer Pierre Woodman produced a stylish three-part adaptation called Xcalibur: The Lords of Sex. Everyone loves big fantasy trilogies with shiny armor, magic and a zillion [...]

This box cover confused me. At first I thought "Cinderella: the lost footage" was the name of the movie. But then "Hawaii Vice" also looked like the name of the movie. OK, I figured it out soon enough. Cinderella Classics is the releasing company, and "the lost footage" is the name of its retro-reissue series. [...]

Superhero porn parodies have been all the rage over the past few years, bumpdrafting the mainstream Hollywood superhero craze. But the history of super-powered smut goes back much further. PornParody.com's crack research team recently stumbled across an old series featuring XXX superheroes Blackman and Anal Woman. In 1989, the year of the first Michael Keaton [...]

Before he was a movie star, long before he was a politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a champion bodybuilder and star of the documentary Pumping Iron. He pumps a lot of iron, flexes his muscles and practices competition poses, smokes doobies and says things like "It's as satisfying to me as coming is, you know? As [...]

Brazzers Does Sci-Fi

The Brazzers network has done hardcore spoofs of several big Hollywood sci-fi movies. They're each about 30-40 minutes with one long sex scene. I'm liking the Brazzers style right now -- good mix of camp and raunch, professional lighting and camerawork (sadly not always the case in porn). This X-Men spoof was just posted this [...]

The devoted preservationists at Alpha Blue Archives have restored and reissued another pair of classic porn parodies. The Angela Baron Triple Feature includes both RoboFox (1987) and RoboFox Part II (1988), which riffed on the 1987 Paul Verhoeven joint RoboCop. In RoboFox, an ordinary girl is transformed into "the perfect sex robot created for ultimate [...]

What's Butt Got To Do With It

I've been keeping a mental list of "most inappropriate porn parodies of all time", which may become a listicle post soon. Can’t Be Roots is on the list. Talibang is on the list. Heaven’s Anal Gateway is at the top of the list. Another entry for the list: What's Butt Got To Do With It, [...]

Wedding Crashers seems like an obvious porn parody target, but it hasn't gotten much attention to date. The original was released in summer 2005 and made $200 million at the box office. A quickie knockoff called Wedding Thrasshers came out a few months later. It wasn't much of a parody. In fact it was a [...]

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In 2001 Cash Markman directed Shagnet, a porn parody of Dragnet. Set in 1970, Shagnet follows Sgt. Joe Thursday and his partner as they investigate the illegal underground pornography business around Los Angeles. Shagnet does a pretty good job recreating 1970 fashion and decor, from the squaresville cops to the Bradyesque suburbanites to the hippy-dippy [...]