New Releases: Magic Mike, Modern Family, Kill Bill

Our award-winning Porn Parody Store (please don’t ask which awards) has three new releases.

Magic Mike XXXL: A Hardcore Parody

Wicked adds an X to the mainstream sequel Magic Mike XXL with its Magic Mike XXXL: A Hardcore Parody.

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Directed by Brad Armstrong, who has a long history of making glossy big-budget couples porn. The all-star cast includes Asa Akira, Adriana Chechik, Jessica Drake, Misty Stone, Kendra Lust, India Summer, Maddy O’Reilly, Jessa Rhodes, Amirah Adara, Katrina Jade, Bridgette B, Tommy Gunn, Derrick Pierce, Seth Gamble, Ryan Mclane and Ryan Driller.

This Ain’t Modern Family XXX

Hustler takes on the long-running sitcom in This Ain’t Modern Family XXX.

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Directed by parody veteran Andre Madness. Cassidy Banks, Britney Amber, Katrina Jade, Jade Nile, Luna Star, Tommy Gunn, Richie Calhoun, Ryan Mclane and Dick Chibbles (in the coveted Ed O’Neill role).

Kill Bill: A XXX Parody

Digital Playground ventures into parody with the unimaginatively titled Tarantino knockoff Kill Bill: A XXX Parody.

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No director listed, but the fine cast includes Dani Daniels, Eva Lovia, Ash Hollywood, Bridgette B, Misty Stone, Tommy Gunn, Xander Corvus, Mick Blue, Derrick Pierce, Keiran Lee and Richie Calhoun.

In general we believe that samurai swords and porn make a bad mix, but this does look styling.