Still no Hunger Games porn parody for some reason

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 comes out this weekend, the third of four planned movies based on the dystopian young adult novel trilogy.

And for whatever reason, the porn industry has once again failed to tag along with a Hunger Games porn parody.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

The first two movies both topped $400 million in North American box office. The third movie will probably do the same.

Recent events suggest there’s a huge audience out there eager to see Katniss naked.

And the plot premise of the Hunger Games series just cries out for XXX reinterpretation. A bunch of cute, athletic teenagers from the sticks exploited by decadent, jaded big-city scumbags for scuzzy entertainment value — that sounds a lot like, well, the porn industry. Dump the violent fight-to-the-death angle, replace it with lots of sex, voila.

There have been a few Hunger Games-themed porno titles, but these have mostly been cheapo releases with no real parody content beyond the title puns and box covers:

This Isn’t The Hunger Games — It’s A XXX Spoof (White Ghetto, 2012)
The Younger Games (Zero Tolerance, 2012)
The Hunger Sex Games (Filmco, 2012 – compilation)
BBW Hunger Games (Totally Tasteless, 2014 – compilation)

None of these count in our book. We demand a proper Hunger Games porn parody with Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Rue, etc (all aged up to 18+, of course) and some attempt to mimic the visual look of the movies. There will be one more Hollywood movie in November 2015, plenty of time for Axel Braun or Lee Roy Myers or someone to step up.