San Francisco 69ers vs Green Bay Ass Packers

Are you ready for some football smut?

Back in 1997 director Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, got fans ready with the all-girl football flick San Francisco 69’ers. Blurb: “It’s first down on the 69-yard line and 90 minutes left on the clock!” Close enough.


The roster included Heaven Leigh, Shawna Edwards, Shelbee Myne, Katie Gold, Caressa Savage, Candy Hill and Brooke Ashley.

In 1998, Powers and company followed up with San Francisco 69’ers vs the Green Bay Ass Packers


The cast this time around included Allysin Chaynes, Alyssa Allure, Doomy Moore, Gina Ryder, Gwen Summers, Inari Vachs, Raquel Devine, Regan Starr and Vanity Irons.

With 30 more NFL team names ripe for dirty puns, this series could have continued for a long time. Alas, that legendary SF-GB matchup was the last hurrah.