Welcome Back Kotter XXX Parody – trailer, cast, photos

DreamZone has posted the SFW trailer for its upcoming Welcome Back Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody, directed by Jordan Septo.

Starring Anthony Rosano as Mr. Kotter and Allie Haze as Mrs. Kotter.

Allie Haze and Anthony Rosano in Welcome Back Kotter XXX Parody

Seth Gamble plays Barbarino, getting it on with girl sweathog Eva Angelina.

Seth Gamble and Eva Angelina in Welcome Back Kotter XXX Parody

Tommy Pistol as Epstein, Jon Jon as Washington, Mia Gold as some girl with awesome feathered 70s hair and patched 70s jeans.

Mia Gold, Tommy Pistol and Jon Jon in Welcome Back Kotter XXX Parody

Scarlet Banks plays a student who gets some special mentoring from Mr. Kotter.

Scarlet Banks as girl sweathog in Welcome Back Kotter XXX Parody

Bryan McClure plays Horshack in his first-ever XXX credit. Maybe he won a casting call for his ability to do the Horshack laugh while maintaining an erection.

Bryan McClure plays Horshack in Welcome Back Kotter XXX Parody

Please please please don’t let there be a Horshack/Mrs Kotter sex scene. That would just be wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. Please.

Our Empire-powered DVD store shows Welcome Back Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody already in stock and shipping. However, every other source lists a release date of late September 2013. DreamZone says October 2013 in their YouTube trailer blurb.