Chocolate CHiPs

CHiPs was one of my favorite shows as a little kid. Being a traffic cop looked so incredibly cool. The inevitable porn parody came along in 1988, Chocolate C.H.I.P.S.

Chocolate Chips - motorcycle cop xxx porn parody

Chocolate Chips - motorcycle cop xxx porn parody

The very un-PC premise: “What do two black dudes do when they want to make it with some white chicks? … Disguising themselves as highway patrol officers, complete with rented official-looking motorcycles, they station themselves along a rarely traveled road. Soon they find their victims. Beautiful, blonde babes going too slow on a fast road, too fast on a slow road, or just behaving suspiciously. They offer their ‘prisoners’ a choice between tickets and/or jail or … !”

Different sources give different cast lists, but Chocolate C.H.I.P.S starred some combination of Gail Force, Tiffany Storm, Angelique, Purple Passion, XRCO, Gail Sterling, Kim Alexis, Don Fernando, Billy Dee, Imperial Sugar, F.M. Bradley and/or Tony Montana.