The official Porn Parody Coming Soon Rundown column appears every Wednesday. The craze isn’t slowing down, and new productions keep popping up.
After hyping its upcoming porn parodies of The Big Lebowski and Reno 911 for weeks, New Sensations started taking pre-orders on Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody (April 5) with little advance notice. Check out the trailer. It looks good.
Evasive Angles announced This Ain’t Barber Shop to be released April 30. The same studio released This Ain’t Good Times last December, so apparently they’re staking their claim as the all-black cast porn parody experts. I can’t wait for This Ain’t What’s Happening!!
Axel Braun held a casting call in early March for his Grease XXX project. He’s set to shoot This Ain’t Batman XXX in early April, so the Grease XXX shoot may have to wait a while. Vivid will release both films. Braun signed a four-film deal with Vivid, and he said last fall that he wanted to make The Godfather XXX in 2010.
Hustler held a casting call for the musical porn parody This Ain’t Glee XXX earlier this month. The studio posted a Glee XXX trailer on YouTube with assorted pornstars displaying their musical talent. Axel Braun (damn, he’s a busy guy) will direct.
More on the way
Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody (New Sensations), which will work with old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses. The website now lists a release date of Tuesday, April 12.
Alice (Metro), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. Apparently completed but no release date announced.
The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (New Sensations) starring Tom Byron (as the Dude) and Kimberly Kane. Due in May or June.
Not Really Taxi (Vouyer), with Ron Jeremy in the Danny DeVito role. The cast also includes Kirsten Price, Monique Alexander, Jenny Hendrix, Eva Angelina, Anthony Rosano and Krissy Lynn. Shooting is planned for March 29-31.
This Ain’t Avatar XXX (Hustler), to be directed by Axel Braun, to be shot “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available”.
Roseanne XXX (Dream Zone), starring Kelly Shibari. Shot in mid-March, so expect it around May or June.
Not Charlie’s Angels XXX (X-Play / Adam & Eve), directed by Will Ryder, starring Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas.
PopPorn plans to make Official Hangover Parody soonish, and they’ve already set up an official website. But they plan to make The Delinquents first, so don’t look for the Hangover parody until mid-summer at the earliest.
In the Long Run
New Sensations staked its claim to porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010.