Coming Soon – March 24, 2010

The official Porn Parody Coming Soon Rundown column appears every Wednesday. This last week was quiet, only one new project announcement, so we’ll keep this installment simple.

On the Release Schedule

Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody (4/5) also from New Sensations. Just added to the release schedule with no advance publicity.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect (4/6) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

In the Works

Alice (Metro), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. Apparently completed but no release date announced.

The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (New Sensations) starring Tom Byron (as the Dude) and Kimberly Kane. Due late April or May.

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid), directed by Axel Braun, starring Nick Manning, Kris Slater, Nicole Ray, Tori Black and Dave Navarro. Shot in January … so what’s taking so long? New info about Batman XXX.

This Ain’t Avatar XXX (Hustler), also directed Axel Braun, to be shot “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available”.

Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody (New Sensations), which will work with old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses.

Roseanne XXX (Dream Zone), starring Kelly Shibari. Shot in mid-March, so expect it around May or June.

Not Charlie’s Angels XXX (X-Play / Adam & Eve), directed by Will Ryder, starring Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas.

Not Really Taxi (Vouyer), with Ron Jeremy in the Danny DeVito role.

(ADDED) Grease XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid), to be directed by Axel Braun, held a public casting call on March 8. It will be a full-fledged musical with five dance numbers.

In the Long Run

New Sensations plans porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010. … The PopPorn team announced plans to make Not The Hangover as their next parody project. … Last fall Axel Braun mentioned his desire to make The Godfather XXX and Grease XXX in 2010.