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New XXX studio Dream Zone will launch the brand with Roseanne XXX, starring BBW pornstar Kelly Shibari as Roseanne. Shibari is the perfect choice for this parody; her resemblance to the real Roseanne is pretty remarkable. Not everyone dreams of seeing Roseanne naked, but for BBW fans this promises to be a blast.
Vouyer announced a Taxi porn parody project, with Ron Jeremy in the Danny DeVito role. The working title is Not Really Taxi, following the format of Vouyer’s recent Not Really the Dukes of Hazzard. However, rival studio X-Play is claiming trademark rights to porn titles beginning with “Not”, so an incredibly petty legal fight could be looming.
The PopPorn team of Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton and Mike Quasar announced plans for Not The Hangover a while back. That title would also fall afoul of X-Play’s trademark claim. However, based on Zero Tolerance’s last two porn parody releases — Official Jersey Shore Parody and Official To Catch a Predator Parody — we predict a title change to Official The Hangover Parody regardless of legal threats.
X-Play and director Will Ryder just announced their next project will be Not M*A*S*H XXX. For now they’re in postproduction on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, starring Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas as the crimefighting trio. And they have Not Married With Children 2 XXX in the works.
On the release schedule for the next few weeks:
This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 (4/6) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.
The makers of Alice, a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland, have posted a YouTube trailer but haven’t announced a release date.
Axel Braun is shooting This Ain’t Avatar XXX “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available in film”. We have no idea what this means or whether 3-D even works on TV yet. Also jumping on the 3-D craze, New Sensations is working on Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody . They’ve posted a trailer which works with those old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses.
Axel Braun shot Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (based on the 60s TV series) in January, to be released by Vivid this spring. The cast includes Nick Manning, Kris Slater, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Nicole Ray, and Tori Black. Guitarist Dave Navarro has a (non-sex) cameo. No release date announced, but we’re hoping April or May.
In the long run, New Sensations plans porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010. … Last fall Axel Braun mentioned his desire to make The Godfather XXX and Grease XXX in 2010.