Star Whores: The Phantom Anus

Star Whores: The Phantom Anus

Star Whores: The Phantom Anus

Our last two posts looked at ambitious, creative Star Wars porn parodies: the Porn Wars trilogy from Private and the trippy hentai Star Ballz. Today we look at a pair of much less ambitious Star Wars parodies.

Metro riffed on the first film of George Lucas’s latter-day prequel trilogy with the XXX title Star Whores: The Phantom Anus. This is what I call a “box cover parody”, because there’s no parody content beyond the box cover.

Phantom Anus is a compilation of straightforward sex scenes. “2 hours! 6 scenes! All anal!” That’s not necessarily a bad thing, just don’t expect to see a Darth Vader lookalike sodomizing a Princess Leia lookalike.

Star Whores (2005)

Star Whores (2005)

CDI used the same title pun for its 2005 release Star Whores. This was another “box cover parody”, another collection of six hardcore sex scenes in which no dresses up in Star Wars garb or pretends to be screwing in outer space.

Star Whores has a pretty good cast list including Brittney Skye, Taylor Rain, Vicky Vette and Trinity (who probably took her porn name from the Matrix character).

The DVD is out of print, but it’s available online at GameLink or AEBN.