Hustler released Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan in summer 2009. When Lindsay Lohan ended up in jail last month, Hustler rushed to film new ripped-from-the-headlines scenes. And now, on the very day that Lohan leaves rehab, the Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail DVD hits stores.

Blurb: “The moment has finally arrived when Lindsay gets hauled off to the slammer! Things aren’t so bad for firecrotch since she is in jail with her fellow scissor sisters! Watch as Lindsay makes the most out of being locked up by stuffing her mouth full of punani, and her attempt to win the judge over by stuffing her mouth with his cock!”

Hustler Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail

Scarlett Fay returns as fake XXX Lindsay Lohan. This is a rare instance when the pornstar impersonator is more attractive and has smaller breasts than the actual celebrity.

Devil’s Film has done a great job with their Twilight series XXX parodies. Now they’re back in the game with This Isn’t Mad Men: The XXX Parody, for those who find that sophisticated early 60s ambiance a big turn-on.

This Isn't Mad Men: The XXX Parody

The cast includes Tommy Gunn as XXX Don Draper, plus Phoenix Marie and Sierra Skye.

PORN PARODY has been taking a well-deserved vacation this week, but the new releases just keep coming.

Hustler dropped This Ain’t Cops XXX this week, directed by prolific porn parodist Axel Braun.

This Ain't Cops XXX from Hustler & Axel Braun

“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they cum on you?” An obvious gag, but still made me chuckle. Starring Brooke Banner, Bobbi Starr, Phoenix Marie, Jayden Jaymes, Reena Sky, Alexis Grace, Evan Stone and Dale DaBone.

Zero Tolerance director Mike Quasar turned out Pornstar Bootcamp this week. The excellent cast includes Andy San Dimas, Amy Brooke, Francesca Le, Ashli Orion, Gracie Glam and Katie St. Ives.

Decide for yourself if this looks funny or sexy or both.

Pornstar Bootcamp - Andy San Dimas - Zero Tolerance

Barrack's Presidential Briefs

Just when we thought the Barack Obama lookalike porn craze had lost its groove, some rinkydink company goes back to the well for Barrack’s Presidential Briefs. In stores now! Yes we can!

Pornstar Guy Di Silva once again plays “President Erect Barrack”, joined by Laurie Vargas (on the box cover looking like a latina Lewinsky), Tatiana Kushnev, Sierra Skye and Zoe Holloway.

Tagline: “Barrack is back with a brand new plan to deliver RELIEF!!”

Ghost Fuckers - Penthouse Ghostbusters porn parody

Penthouse gets into the porn parody game with the new Ghost Fuckers. Directed by Cash Markman, who was directing cool porn parodies long before porn parodies became cool.

Unoriginal tagline: “Who Ya Gonna Fuck?”

The cast includes India Summer, Chayse Evans, Madelyn Marie, Capri Cavalli, Cody Love, Steven St. Croix and Randy Spears.

There have been at least two earlier Ghostbusters porn parodies: Sexbusters (1984) and Nutbusters (2009).

Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has faced a series of sex scandals over the last two years — an affair with an 18-year-old girl, wild parties at his island villa, flings with prostitutes.

Private embellishes the story just a little in their new political porn parody The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape (available on DVD, download or streaming at GameLink).

The Prime Minister's Sex Tape - Silvio Berlusconi XXX porn parody

The back cover blurb: “Are politics sexy? They are in Italy. The Italian Prime Minister impresses visiting foreign dignitaries with glamorous high class hookers; the result is a scandalous sex party that could bring down the government. Two journalists have evidence that the corridors of power heave with big tits, deep anal, tight DP’s and banging orgies. But be careful! You never know who is filming everything you do then selling the sex tape to the highest bidder.”

Alice: A Fairy Love Tale - Bluebird XXX parody

Bluebird Films has released a new Alice in Wonderland XXX porn parody entitled Alice: A Fairy Love Tale. The lovely Stacey Saran plays Alice. Expect artistic ambition, beautiful women and high production values from Bluebird.

This is the first of three Alice in Wonderland porn parodies expected in the second half of 2010. Erica MacLean’s Alice starring Sunny Lane should be out later this month. Malice in LaLaLand starring Sasha Grey came out in Europe in April, and Vivid recently bought the US distribution rights.

And there have been several Alice in Wonderland porn parodies in the past. For some reason, pornographers love this story.

Official Bounty Hunter Parody 2

Diabolic returns with another Dog the Bounty Hunter porn parody, called Official Bounty Hunter Parody 2. It’s a sequel to their Official Bounty Hunter Parody from March.

Tommy Gunn returns as fake XXX Dog. Dangerous and depraved pornstars on the lam this time include Courtney Cummz, Austin Kincaid, Jennifer Dark, Nika Noire and Lisa DeMarco.

In 2007 and 2008, Craig Valentine starred in two Dawg the Booty Hunter parodies.

The real Dog still has much cooler hair.

As we noted last month (“This Isn’t McHale’s Navy, aka McKayla’s Navy”), some low-end porn distributors have started renaming and reissuing old porn parodies to cash in on the current craze.

The annoying trend continues with two “new releases”. This Isn’t Star Trek: A XXX Parody came out on DVD last week. It’s actually a great porn parody, but it’s not new — it’s a reissue of the 1999 flick XXX Trek: The Maneater.

This Isn't Star Trek: A XXX Parody (2010 reissue)

Also new in stores is This Isn’t Gilligan’s Island: A XXX Parody, in fact a reissue of Ginger’s Island from 1997.

This Isn't Gilligan's Island: A XXX Parody (2010 reissue)

Hustler must be pissed off, since these reissue titles sound suspiciously similar to Hustler’s 2009 productions This Ain’t Star Trek XXX and This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX.