Coming Soon

Running list of porn parody projects coming down the pipeline. We add new projects to the list as soon as they’re mentioned somewhere, and we take them off the list once they’re officially released. Porn companies are flaky about release dates; sometimes titles get released a couple weeks early or several months late.

— On the Release Schedule —

This Isn’t Cake Boss … It’s a XXX Spoof (May 24, 2012) from White Ghetto. This looks suspiciously like a re-titled re-issue of White Ghetto’s World’s Biggest Fattest Cream Pie Gang Bang from 2007.

Dallas: A Parody (June 1, 2012) from Adam & Eve. Check out the trailer released in January.

Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (June 4, 2012) from Extreme Comixxx and Exquisite.

Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody (June 6, 2012) from Wicked. Check out the promo YouTube videos.

This Isn’t Killer Klowns From Outer Space … It’s a XXX Spoof (June 7, 2012) from White Ghetto.

True Grit XXX: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody (June 12, 2012) from Pleasure Dynasty.

Queen of the Ring (June 19, 2012) from Vivid, starring Chyna, directed by B. Skow — a pro wrestling porn parody featuring pornstar lookalikes of Triple H, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Steve Austin and more.

She-Hulk XXX (June 19, 2012) from Vivid, starring Chyna, directed by Axel Braun.

Spartacus MMXII: The Beginning (June 20, 2012) from Wicked.

This Isn’t 50 Shades of Grey … It’s a XXX Spoof (June 21, 2012) from White Ghetto.

The Official Hangover Parody (August 17, 2012) from PopPorn and Zero Tolerance, more than two years after they posted the YouTube teaser.

The Dark Knight (August 28, 2012) from Vivid, directed by Axel Braun.

Superman vs Spider-Man (November 3, 2012) from Vivid, directed by Axel Braun.

— Missing in Action —

The Miley Sex Tapes: XXX Porn Parody from Porn.com, starring Brynn Tyler as “Miley”. A series of posted DVD release dates have come & gone. Watch the 7-minute hardcore trailer and hope they get their shit together soon.

Babe Runner from Bluebird. (They posted a trailer in September 2011, announced an October release date, then poof.)

Bruce Lee XXX: A Porn Parody, directed by Axel Braun for Vivid. (Originally announced for July 2011, but release date has been pushed back several times. Now listed for September 2012, but who knows.)

— In Development —

Lee Roy Myers will direct The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody, to star Kagney Linn Karter, Jessie Andrews, April O’Neil, Tommy Pistol, Anthony Rosano and Peter O’Tool as “The Dong,” Vito Whorleone. Back in 2010, Axel Braun mentioned wanting to do a XXX parody of The Godfather, but that project never happened.

New studio OGEE plans Vote for Rush, a porn parody/political satire about Rush Limbaugh, starring Dick Nasty in the title role.

Axel Braun will direct This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D for Hustler. Principal photography is slated to begin on April 24, 2012.

Britporn network Television X has produced Crank XXX, in which a gangster discovers that his rival has injected him with Chinese Viagra and he must now fuck constantly to go on living. As of April 2012, it will air as a five-part series on the network. No word when it will become available on streaming, download and/or DVD.

Dick Chibbles directs Paranormal Activity: A Hardcore Parody. Shooting wrapped in early April 2012.

Will Ryder is making Not Animal House XXX for X-Play.

B. Skow will make Clerks XXX, Austin Powers XXX and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off XXX for Vivid in 2012.

Axel Braun will make She Hulk XXX and Thor XXX for Vivid in 2012. Former pro wrestler Chyna will play She Hulk. News via Bleeding Cool.

Vivid and Axel Braun held auditions for X-Men XXX: A Porn Parody and Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody in late November 2011. Shooting is planned for December 2011. Braun is also rumored to be working on Fantastic Four XXX.

A new company called GrindHouse XXX Parody plans to make Machete XXX with Marco Banderas in the title role.

Exquisite Films and writer/director Jordan Septo are casting Tomb Raider XXX and Xena: Warrior Princess XXX as of late October 2011.

Hustler announced plans to make This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX and This Ain’t Avatar XXX 2.

Exquisite/Extreme Comixxx is making Batgirl XXX next.

Spartacus XXX finished shooting in late July 2011. Wicked will release it sometime in late 2011. Producer Miko Lee insists, “This is not a parody. We’re not making fun of the series, quite the opposite. This is a very serious film.”

Extreme Comixxx announced a casting call for Smallville XXX in May 2011.

Pleasure Dynasty plans to make porn parodies of Fight Club and True Grit in 2012.

— Rumors, Plans, Staked Claims —

Hustler announced (December 2010) a slate of 3-D porn parodies for 2011: This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D, This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D and This Ain’t Harry Potter XXX 3D.

Adam & Eve announced (December 2010) a slate of parody films for 2011 based on Dallas, Porky’s, Knight Rider, Smokey and the Bandit, 9 ½ Weeks, The Graduate and Goodfellas.

As of spring 2010, New Sensations planned porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost.

As of spring 2010, Hustler planned Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, The Hills and The Soup. … Back in September 2009, the Hustler World blog mentioned plans for porn parodies based on Laverne & Shirley, MacGuyver, TJ Hooker and Fantasy Island. These projects might have been abandoned, but who knows.

Adam & Eve (2010) planned XXX parodies based on Nitro Circus, Chips and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, to be directed by David Lord.