Coming Soon

April 13, 2010

Running list of porn parody projects coming down the pipeline. We add new projects to the list as soon as they’re mentioned somewhere, and we take them off the list once they’re officially released. Porn companies are flaky about release dates; sometimes titles get released a couple weeks early or several months late.

— On the Release Schedule —

Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (May 14, 2013) from Vivid, directed by Axel Braun.

The Wizard of Oz XXX (May 21, 2013) from X-Play, directed by Will Ryder.

OMG … It’s The Dirty Dancing XXX Parody (May 15, 2013) from Juicy, directed by Jordan Septo.

The Karate Kid XXX: A Dreamzone Parody (May 17, 2013) from DreamZone.

This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s a XXX Spoof (May 23, 2013) from White Ghetto.

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody (June 5, 2013) from Burning Angel.

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey (June 26, 2013) from Smash.

Laverne & Shirley XXX (June 27, 2013) from DreamZone.

Welcome Back, Kotter XXX: A Dreamzone Parody (September 15, 2013) from DreamZone, directed by Jordan Septo.

— In Development —

Bonnie Rotten plays John Rambo in Rambone XXX: A DreamZone Parody, directed by Jordan Septo, aiming for fall 2013 release.

Assence Films started production on Abercrombie & Bitch XXX in May 2013.

Jordan Septo will direct The Lone Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, slated for release in July 2013 when Hollywood’s Lone Ranger movie hits the big screen.

Axel Braun shot This Ain’t Homeland XXX for Hustler in December 2012, to be released sometime in early 2013.

Will Ryder’s next project will be The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX.

Axel Braun held open auditions for Grease XXX in October 2012. There will be singing! He’s shooting for an early 2013 release.

British porn studio/site/network Televison X launched “Spoof Season” in July 2012 featuring Weird Science XXX, Chariots of Jizz and The Iron Lady Garden. Television X rolls out one new episode per week for subscribers. Hopefully the full movies will get DVD or VOD releases in 2013.

Extreme Comixxx announced plans for The Justice League of Porn Star Heroes 2, sequel to 2011′s The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes.

Sinister X Syndicate plans to make Rebel Without a Cause XXX with (naturally) James Deen playing the James Dean role..

Sinister X Syndicate will shoot Justice League 3DX in July 2012. XBiz reports, “Producer/director Rob Black said that he is staying true to the DC Comics reboot of The Green Lantern character as a gay superhero by having [gay pornstar Adam] Killian perform in one hardcore gay scene in the otherwise heterosexual porn movie.” Black (aka Sinister X) says, “Justice League 3DX is a straight movie. Evan Stone is Batman, Scott Lyons is Robin, Jennifer White is Wonder Woman and Lizzy Borden is Batwoman. It will have six boy/girl scenes and one full-on gay scene.”

Rob Black (aka General Stone, aka Sinister X) will direct Snow White: A Fairy Tale Films XXX Parody, starring Alexis Ford as Snow White and Lizzie Borden as the Evil Queen.

Britporn network Television X has produced Crank XXX, in which a gangster discovers that his rival has injected him with Chinese Viagra and he must now fuck constantly to go on living. As of April 2012, it will air as a five-part series on the network. No word when it will become available on streaming, download and/or DVD.

Vivid and Axel Braun held auditions for X-Men XXX: A Porn Parody and Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody in late November 2011. Shooting is planned for December 2011. Braun is also rumored to be working on Fantastic Four XXX.

A new company called GrindHouse XXX Parody plans to make Machete XXX with Marco Banderas in the title role.

— Missing in Action —

B. Skow planned Austin Powers XXX and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off XXX for Vivid in 2012. B.Skow left Vivid around April-May 2012, so these projects are now up in the air.

This Isn’t Fifty Shades Darker II from Smash Pictures. The original This Isn’t Fifty Shades of Grey XXX was a a huge hit. Smash had the sequel slated for January 2013 release, then pulled it, probably due to legal threats.

True Grit XXX: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody from Pleasure Dynasty. (The studio has pushed back the release date several times; the project might have been abandoned.)

The Miley Sex Tapes: XXX Porn Parody from Porn.com, starring Brynn Tyler as “Miley”. The DVD would have been a collection of Miley lookalike hardcore scenes from Porn.com network websites. Originally slated for 4/20/12 release, then never released.

Babe Runner from Bluebird. (They posted a trailer in September 2011, announced an October 2011 release date, then poof.)

Bruce Lee XXX: A Porn Parody, directed by Axel Braun for Vivid. (Originally announced for July 2011, but release date has been pushed back several times. Now listed for 2013, but who knows.)

— Rumors, Plans, Staked Claims, Abandoned Projects —

Extreme Comixxx announced a casting call for Smallville XXX in May 2011.

Pleasure Dynasty plans to make porn parodies of Fight Club and True Grit in 2012.

Hustler announced (December 2010) a slate of 3-D porn parodies for 2011: This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D, This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D and This Ain’t Harry Potter XXX 3D.

Adam & Eve announced (December 2010) a slate of parody films for 2011 based on Dallas, Porky’s, Knight Rider, Smokey and the Bandit, 9 ½ Weeks, The Graduate and Goodfellas.

As of spring 2010, New Sensations planned porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost.

As of spring 2010, Hustler planned Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, The Hills and The Soup. … Back in September 2009, the Hustler World blog mentioned plans for porn parodies based on Laverne & Shirley, MacGyver, TJ Hooker and Fantasy Island. These projects might have been abandoned, but who knows.

Adam & Eve (2010) planned XXX parodies based on Nitro Circus, Chips and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, to be directed by David Lord.