Coming Soon

Running list of porn parody projects coming down the pipeline. We add new projects to the list as soon as they’re mentioned somewhere, and we take them off the list once they’re officially released.

— On the Release Schedule —

This Isn’t The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo … It’s a XXX Spoof (February 9, 2012) from White Ghetto.

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (February 10, 2012), directed by Axel Braun for Vivid. Starring Lexington Steele, Tom Byron and Allie Haze. Watch the first trailer. NEW! Watch the full SFW trailer!

Wonder Woman Interactive (February 14, 2012) from Exquisite.

Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX (February 15, 2012) from Mike Hunt, a parody of the “Leisure Suit Larry” videogame franchise.

Occupy My Ass (February 16, 2012) from Evil Angel.

Hustler’s 4 Hour Parody Special (February 16, 2012) from Hustler.

Private Gold 121: Adventures on the Lust Boat (February 16, 2012) from Private.

Tomb Raider XXX (February 22, 2012) from Exquisite, directed by Jordan Septo.

Creig’s List Cuties (February 22, 2012) from Rookie Nookie/Juicy.

The Miley Sex Tapes: XXX Porn Parody (February 24, 2012) from Porn.com, starring Brynn Tyler as “Miley”.

Hung Like a War Horse … A XXX Spoof (March 1, 2012) from White Ghetto.

True Grit XXX: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody (March 6, 2012) from Pleasure Dynasty.

Zorro XXX (March 15, 2012) from Pleasure Dynasty, directed by Jordan Septo.

This Isn’t Moneyball … It’s a XXX Spoof (March 22, 2012) from White Ghetto.

Saturday Night Live XXX (March 22, 2012) from Hardcore Parody, directed by Ashlynn Brooke.

Riding The Flying Pink Pig (March 28, 2012) from Hustler (sequel to The Flying Pink Pig and The Flying Pink Pig 2).

Dallas: A Parody from Adam & Eve. No release date announced yet, but they released a trailer in January 2012.

— Missing in Action —

Babe Runner (October 12, 2011 soonish) from Bluebird. Watch the trailer.

Bruce Lee XXX: A Porn Parody (March 14, 2012), directed by Axel Braun for Vivid. (Originally announced for July 2011, but release date has been pushed back several times.)

— In Development —

Will Ryder is working on The Three Stooges XXX.

Wicked is making Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody for 2012 release.

Vivid and Axel Braun held auditions for X-Men XXX: A Porn Parody and Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody in late November 2011. Shooting is planned for December 2011.

A new company called GrindHouse XXX Parody plans to make Machete XXX with Marco Banderas in the title role.

Exquisite Films and writer/director Jordan Septo are casting Tomb Raider XXX and Xena: Warrior Princess XXX as of late October 2011.

Vivid announced production would begin on Pee-Wee Herman’s Big Adventure XXX: A Porn Parody directed by B. Skow in late October 2011.

Hustler announced plans to make This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX and This Ain’t Avatar XXX 2.

Exquisite/Extreme Comixxx is making Batgirl XXX next.

Stuart Canterbury will shoot This Ain’t Jaws XXX 3D in fall 2011 as a Hustler/Adam & Eve co-production.

Spartacus XXX finished shooting in late July 2011. Wicked will release it sometime in late 2011. Producer Miko Lee insists, “This is not a parody. We’re not making fun of the series, quite the opposite. This is a very serious film.”

Extreme Comixxx announced a casting call for Smallville XXX in May 2011. The studio is also planning The Avengers XXX.

Pleasure Dynasty plans to make porn parodies of Fight Club and True Grit in 2012.

Hustler is working on Esto No Es El Gordo y La Flaca XXX, a Spanish-language porn parody of the talk show El gordo y la flaca.

In early April 2011, Axel Braun was shooting Spider-Man XXX: The Porn Parody and Superman Meets Spider-Man XXX: The Porn Parody for Vivid.

— Rumors, Plans, Staked Claims —

Hustler announced (December 2010) a slate of 3-D porn parodies for 2011: This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D, This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D and This Ain’t Harry Potter XXX 3D.

Adam & Eve announced (December 2010) a slate of parody films for 2011 based on Dallas, Porky’s, Knight Rider, Smokey and the Bandit, 9 ½ Weeks, The Graduate and Goodfellas.

Right after the William/Kate royal wedding, Vivid announced a spoof starring lookalikes of William, Kate, Harry and Pippa. They apparently abandoned the idea.

PopPorn and Zero Tolerance released a teaser trailer for The Official Hangover Parody in spring 2010. They might or might not still be working on it.

As of spring 2010, New Sensations planned porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost.

As of spring 2010, Hustler planned Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, The Hills and The Soup. … Back in September 2009, the Hustler World blog mentioned plans for porn parodies based on Laverne & Shirley, MacGuyver, TJ Hooker and Fantasy Island. These projects might have been abandoned, but who knows.

Adam & Eve (2010) planned XXX parodies based on Nitro Circus, Chips and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, to be directed by David Lord.

Axel Braun mentioned wanting to do a XXX parody of The Godfather in 2010.

— Old Columns —

From January to April 2010, PornParody.com posted this “Coming Soon” list as a weekly column. For historical interest, here’s the archive of “Coming Soon” columns.