This Ain't Celebrity Apprentice XXX - Hustler parody

Another new reality TV show XXX parody from Hustler, this time This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX. Release date: August 3, 2010.

Curious which celebrities get the pornstar lookalike treatment in this one? The back cover disclaimer disclaims, “This motion picture is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved of in any way by Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., Sharon Osbourne, Cyndi Lauper, Darryl Strawberry, Holly Peete”.

Damn, we had our fingers crossed for a fake XXX Rod Blagojevich.

Last year’s Celebrity Apprentass from Red Light District used celebs from the first two seasons of Celebrity Apprentice: Gene Simmons, Melissa Rivers, Clint Black, Omarosa, Dennis Rodman, et al.

Sarah's Going Rogue - Palin XXX parody collection from Hustler

Hustler’s series of Sarah Palin lookalike porn parodies have been so popular that the studio has put together a greatest hits collection. Sarah’s Going Rogue hits stores next week, August 3, 2010.

Pornstar Lisa Ann has played the POTUSILF hopeful in five Sarah Palin porn flicks for Hustler: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Palin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, You’re Nailin’ Palin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin (2010).

Earlier this year Hustler announced plans for Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin, but that project never materialized.

New Sensations releases Seinfeld 2: A XXX Parody on August 2, billed as “a pitch perfect sequel to one of the most successful parodies of all time”.

Seinfeld 2: A XXX Parody | New Sensations

This might be the last New Sensations parody directed by Lee Roy Myers, who recently left the studio.

New Sensations has posted a YouTube trailer for their upcoming porn parody prequel The Sex Files 2: A Dark XXX Parody.

No release date yet. Our best guess is mid- to late-August.

Ripped from the headlines! Lindsay Lohan is spending her first day in jail, and Hustler has put together a quickie celebrity porn parody called Lindsay Goes to Jail.

No DVD for now, it’s only available online at Hustler.com. Click through to watch the trailer.

Lindsay Goes to Jail - Hustler Untrue Hollywood Stories

This new scene is sort of an addendum to their 2009 celebrity XXX porn parody Hustler Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan.

This Ain't Bad Girls Club XXX - Hustler

Hustler continues its string of basic cable reality series XXX knockoffs with This Ain’t Bad Girls Club XXX.

I only know the show from clips on The Soup, but it looks like a porn parody natural.

The very, very bad girls include Alyssa Reece, Andy San Dimas, Angelina Valentine, Katie Kox, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone and Satine Phoenix. Their thuggish boyfriends include Tyler Knight, Chris Strokes and Ethan Cage.

It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of Seduction Cinema, maker of campy softcore porn parodies. Now they have packaged four long out-of-print titles in a DVD box set: Seduction Cinema Late Nite TV Sexy Spoof Collection. Oh yeah.

Seduction Cinema Late Nite TV Sexy Spoof Collection box set

The box set inclues: SpiderBabe, Lord of the G-Strings, Gladiator Eroticus and Play-Mate of the Apes. Seduction Cinema superstars Misty Mundae and Darian Caine appear in all four titles.

X-Play and Will Ryder have posted a YouTube trailer for their upcoming porn parody Not M*A*S*H XXX.

And here’s a cast photo to whet your appetite further:

Not M*A*S*H XXX parody cast photo

Release date currently set for August 10, 2010.

Devil’s Film, the company that brought us This Isn’t Twilight: the XXX Parody and the colon-crazed sequel This Isn’t the Twilight Saga: New Moon: The XXX Parody, will keep the franchise alive.

Coming July 12, ohmygod, This Isnt The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: The XXX Parody.

This Isn't Twilight Eclipse XXX porn parody

Hocus Pocus XXX porn parody

Has anyone been dying for a good Bette Midler porn parody? If so, your prayers have been answered, as Cezar Capone presents Hocus Pocus XXX: A Spooktacular Porn Parody.

Redhead Audrey Hollander, brunette Eva Angelina and blonde Nikki Benz star as three very wicked witches.

Check out the YouTube trailer, unfortunately not posted properly so the image is scrunched and the pornstars are all tall and thin.

This seems a very odd choice for porn parody. Should we look forward to Beaches XXX: The Porn Parody soon?