Lee Roy Myers tackles Shakespeare in his new Romeo & Juliet, starring Rocco Reed and Chanel Preston as the star-crossed lovers.

Romeo & Juliet - directed by Lee Roy Myers

Also starring India Summer, Andy San Dimas, AnnMarie Rios, Brian Street Team, Tom Byron and Anthony Rosano.

Here’s hoping the Lee Roy Myers version has a less depressing ending.

We’ve got a ton of Shakespeare porn in the stuff-to-post-someday slush pile. Maybe it’s time for a Shakespeare week.

Director Jordan Septo returns to the classics with OMG … It’s The Flashdance XXX Parody. Albanian-born hardbody Breanne Benson fills the Jennifer Beals role.

OMG ... Flashdance XXX Porn Parody

Back cover blurb: “Experience the pop-culture of the 80′s like never before. The music, the dancing and the leg warmers are all back. And so is the welding, the water dancing, the conflicts and inspiration. But this time the leg warmers are coming off and everyone gets soaking wet. Oh, what a feeling!”

Also starring Lexi Belle, Rocco Reed, Breanne Benson, Chanel Preston, Ash Hollywood, Nicole Aniston, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Pistol and Xander Corvus.

This isn’t the first Flashdance porn parody. Back in 1983, right after the original Flashdance came out, the original XXX Flesh Dance starred Shanna Evens (aka Shana Evans), Janey Robbins, Kimberly Carson, Rachel Ashley, Ron Jeremy and John Leslie.

Flesh Dance - XXX porn parody 1983

Find Flesh Dance (1983) on DVD in our store.
Find Flesh Dance (1983) streaming or download in our theater.

Penthouse released its own Fleshdance in 2007 with Franchezca Valentina in the Jennifer Beals role. The movie opens with a hot sex scene in the welding shop. Personally I don’t like to have sex around barbed wire, but different strokes for different folks.

Fleshdance (Penthouse 2007) welding shop sex scene

The Penthouse Fleshdance is out of print on DVD, but available for streaming and download.

300 came out five years ago, and now we’ve had two porn versions in the last week. Adam & Eve’s The Four played it serious and arty, and Caballero’s new The 300 seems to have taken the same approach. (Our store lists it as The 300: XXX Parody, but I don’t see the word “parody” or any hint of humor anywhere on the box cover.)

The 300 - XXX porn parody/knockoff from Caballero

The back cover blurb explains, “In the historic battle of Thermopylae, 480 B.C., 300 courageous Spartan warriors valiantly fought a massive invading Persian army. Spartan king Leonidas and his 300 warriors fell in battle, but their heroic action inspired all of Greece to stand up against the Persian army and defeat them. A new sex dominant queen took the reign in Greece and rewarded the victorious Greek army with her body.”

Starring Gislaine Dos Santos (as the insatiable and bald Queen of Greece), Bruna Ferraz, Yumi Saito and Karen Bellini.

We had seen release dates of February 3 or February 10 listed for This Ain’t Jaws XXX in 3D, but as of now (afternoon of January 31) our DVD store has it in stock and shipping. If you pre-ordered, it’s on its way.

This Ain't Jaws XXX 3D porn parody

This Ain’t Jaws XXX in 3D is a Hustler/Adam & Eve co-production, directed by Stuart Canterbury, starring Phoenix Marie, Lily LaBeau, Jayden Cole, Darcy Tyler, Evan Stone and Dale DaBone.

Check out the safe-for-work promo clips we posted a couple weeks back.

Exquisite Films has launched an advance buzz-building campaign for Tomb Raider XXX in cahoots with some geek culture sites.

First up, Nerd Reactor presents a behind-the-scenes featurette and on-set interview with star Chanel Preston.

Next, Kotaku presents the official safe-for-work trailer.

Kotaku also offers some goofy excerpts from the script.

UPDATE (Feb 3): Exquisite has released the box cover art, and our store is now taking pre-orders.

Tomb Raider XXX Porn Parody starring Chanel Preston

Adult DVD Talk lists the scheduled release date as March 1, 2012. The trailer says February 2012. We’ll keep you updated.

Another sorta porn parody from White Ghetto: This Isn’t The Three Musketeers … It’s A XXX Spoof!

This Isn't The Three Musketeers ... It's A XXX Spoof!

Five hardcore sex scenes, all MMF threesomes. The promo blurb explains, “Journey back with us to a swashbuckling time where men loved nothing more than a good fight, and the ladies loved nothing more than a big cock, unless it was two cocks in a nasty, cum soaked threesome! It was a time of heroes and hookers, of rousing battles and all night, pussy plugging three way sexcapades!”

Starring Malia Kelly, Honey White, Chantell Merino, Andrea Wild and Tabitha Ann, plus ten swashbucklers.

Strangely enough, 17th century French palaces looked a lot like modern-day San Fernando Valley motel rooms.

Adam & Eve Pictures presents The Four, a new highbrow big-budget XXX fantasy epic directed by Michael Ninn.

The plot and the visual look borrow from 300, but it’s not exactly a porn parody, more like an unauthorized XXX sequel.

Back cover blurb: “It is 480 BC and the 300 elite soldiers of Leonidas have been destroyed by the Persian army. As the Grecian forces invade Sparta, four surviving Spartan widows of the 300 swear revenge for their husbands and unite to assassinate Persian god — King Xerxes.”

The Four are played by Brea Bennett, Renee Perez, Nikki Kane and Cassidy. Other vengeful pornstar warriors include Veronica Jett, Amber Rayne, Alexis Love, Jennifer Dark, Maya Gates, Jana Jordan and Tristan Kingsley.

Our store has a gallery of 100+ production stills from the set.

The Four - Michael Ninn 300 porn parody from Adam & Eve

New from Smash Pictures and the great Jim Powers: An American Werewolf In London XXX Parody!

Our AEBN-powered online theater has it available for streaming or DRM-free download.

UPDATE (Monday, 1/23/2012): Our store has the DVD in stock & shipping today!

An American Werewolf In London XXX Parody

Starring Sophie Dee, Lexi Ward, Riley Jensen, Valerie Fox, Brett Rossi and Jessie Andrews. The two buddies are played by Dane Cross and Richie (last name unknown, just “Richie”).

Adam & Eve has posted the trailer for its upcoming Dallas XXX porn parody, cleverly entitled Dallas: A Parody.

Adam & Eve has not announced a release date. They haven’t even posted the box cover art yet. My guess would be March or April 2012.

The cast looks good: Alexis Ford, India Summer, Eric Masterson, Bill Bailey, James Deen, Michael Vegas, Ryan McLane, Bobbi Starr and Brooklyn Lee. Directed by Andre Madness.

Debbie was unavailable for comment.

Hustler and Adam & Eve have teamed up to create This Ain’t Jaws XXX 3D. Release date slated for early February. To get the buzz started, they posted two YouTube teaser clips this week.

Starring Phoenix Marie, Lily LaBeau, Jayden Cole, Darcy Tyler, Evan Stone and Dale DaBone.

This Ain't Jaws XXX 3D porn parody