The PopPorn team of Brian Bangs and Spock BUCKTON update a classic in Official Revenge Of The Nerds Parody. In this version, “the nerds finally get even … one horny cheerleader at a time.”

Starring Raven Alexis, Lily LaBeau, Sophia Santi, Dana DeArmond, Tara Lynn Foxx and Brooklyn Lee.

The listed release date has jumped around. At present they’re shooting for Tuesday, May 10, 2011.

Official Revenge Of The Nerds XXX Porn Parody

Previous PopPorn parodies include Official Jersey Shore Parody, How to Be a Ladies Man and TMSleaze. A year ago, they were supposedly working on a porn parody of The Hangover, but that never panned out.

We’re reorganizing PornParody.com slightly today. For the past three months, we ran a new “Coming Soon” column every Wednesday. That short-lived tradition goes kaput.

Henceforth the “Coming Soon” list lives on one static page, which we’ll update every time new projects are announced. New information goes up more quickly, and it’s less work. Win-win. The “Coming Soon” tab in the navigation bar now leads to that static page.

Titles added or updated in the last seven days:

Hustler will release This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX on April 20. Check out the YouTube trailer.

The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody from New Sensations has an official release date: Monday, May 10. Check out the YouTube trailer.

This Ain’t Glee XXX from Hustler has an official release date: Tuesday, May 11. Check out the teaser clip with pornstar “auditions”.

New Sensations shot The Golden Girls – An All MILF XXX Parody for on April 5-7. Starring Lisa Ann, Puma Suede, Julia Ann and Diamond Foxxx, and directed by Lee Roy Myers.

The official Porn Parody Coming Soon Rundown column appears every Wednesday. Just when I think this craze might be slowing down, a half-dozen more projects pop up.

Hustler announced its next celebrity gossip porn parody, Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James. XXX impersonators will reenact Jesse James’ sexual adventures with wife Sandra Bullock and mistresses Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Bridget Daguerre. Hustler claims Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James “will be available mid- April”. Can they really complete and ship a full-length DVD that quickly? We’ll see.

New Sensations releases the James Bond spoof Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody on April 12. Each two-DVD set comes with 3-D glasses.

Nikki Benz in Top Heavy Chef

Sex Line Sinema serves up Top Heavy Chef on April 15. The box cover makes me happy in so many ways.

Was anyone dying for a porn parody version of Bette Midler? The promo website for Hocus Pocus XXX has gone live. Audrey Hollander, Nikki Benz and Eva Angelina star as the three sister witches.

Director David Lord has completed a porn parody of The A-Team for Adam & Eve. He’s now working on a Home Improvement XXX knockoff, to be followed by Nitro Circus, Chips and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

New Sensations also posted a trailer for The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody last weekend. We posted some photos from the set a while back. Official release date is May 10, 2010. Starring Tom Byron (as the Dude) and Kimberly Kane.

Hustler posted a teaser clip for This Ain’t Glee XXX in which pornstars showed off their singing and dancing skills. No release date listed yet.

Elegant Angel pushed back the release date of Pornstar Superheroes again — now listed as April 29. Starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira and Kristina Rose.

Evasive Angles will release This Ain’t Barber Shop on April 30. The same studio released This Ain’t Good Times last December, so apparently they’re staking their claim as the all-black cast porn parody experts. I can’t wait for This Ain’t What’s Happening!!

New Sensations has Reno 911: A XXX Parody in post-production. The studio has not set an official release date, but one site says May 1, 2010.

Metro posted a trailer a while back for Alice, a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland, but still hasn’t set a release date.

Dream Zone shot Roseanne XXX in March, starring BBW pornstar Kelly Shibari.

Vouyer shot Not Really Taxi last week (March 29-31). The cast includes Ron Jeremy (in the Danny DeVito role), Kirsten Price, Monique Alexander, Jenny Hendrix, Eva Angelina, Anthony Rosano and Krissy Lynn.

Bluebird Films, an offshoot of Private, posted a trailer for the porn parody Bat Fucks: Dark Night, slated for September release. It will star Nick Manning, who was originally supposed to star in Vivid’s Batman parody project, which fell off the radar for several months and then got revived with a new Batman. There’s probably a juicy behind-the-scenes story there.

Meanwhile … Principal shooting for Vivid’s This Ain’t Batman XXX took place last weekend (April 1-3). Directed by Axel Braun, now starring Dale DaBone as Batman.

Axel Braun held a casting call in early March for his Grease XXX project for Vivid. He’s got several projects lined up, so the Grease XXX shoot may have to wait a while.

Axel Braun (damn he’s a busy guy) is also set to direct This Ain’t Avatar XXX for Hustler “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available”.

Will Ryder is making Not Charlie’s Angels XXX for his production company X-Play, to be distributed by Adam & Eve. The crimefighting trio will be played by Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas.

PopPorn plans to make Official Hangover Parody soonish, and they’ve already set up an official website. But they plan to make The Delinquents first, so don’t look for the Hangover parody until mid-summer at the earliest.

In the Long Run

New Sensations plans porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010. … Axel Braun mentioned wanting to do a XXX parody of The Godfather in 2010.

The official Porn Parody Coming Soon Rundown column appears every Wednesday. The craze isn’t slowing down, and new productions keep popping up.

Does the world really need another porn parody of Cheaters? Sabotage Studios thinks so, because they’re giving us Not Cheaters: A XXX Parody on April 5.

After hyping its upcoming porn parodies of The Big Lebowski and Reno 911 for weeks, New Sensations started taking pre-orders on Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody (April 5) with little advance notice. Check out the trailer. It looks good.

Evasive Angles announced This Ain’t Barber Shop to be released April 30. The same studio released This Ain’t Good Times last December, so apparently they’re staking their claim as the all-black cast porn parody experts. I can’t wait for This Ain’t What’s Happening!!

Axel Braun held a casting call in early March for his Grease XXX project. He’s set to shoot This Ain’t Batman XXX in early April, so the Grease XXX shoot may have to wait a while. Vivid will release both films. Braun signed a four-film deal with Vivid, and he said last fall that he wanted to make The Godfather XXX in 2010.

Hustler held a casting call for the musical porn parody This Ain’t Glee XXX earlier this month. The studio posted a Glee XXX trailer on YouTube with assorted pornstars displaying their musical talent. Axel Braun (damn, he’s a busy guy) will direct.

More on the way

Pornstar Superheroes (pushed back to 4/15) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.

Reno 911: A XXX Parody from New Sensations. Some sources still list a release date of April 5, but we expect that to be pushed back because (a) New Sensations just announced Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody for that day, and (b) they would normally have released a box cover and YouTube trailer by now. (UPDATE: Release date changed to May 1.)

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect (4/6) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody (New Sensations), which will work with old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses. The website now lists a release date of Tuesday, April 12.

Alice (Metro), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. Apparently completed but no release date announced.

The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (New Sensations) starring Tom Byron (as the Dude) and Kimberly Kane. Due in May or June.

Not Really Taxi (Vouyer), with Ron Jeremy in the Danny DeVito role. The cast also includes Kirsten Price, Monique Alexander, Jenny Hendrix, Eva Angelina, Anthony Rosano and Krissy Lynn. Shooting is planned for March 29-31.

This Ain’t Avatar XXX (Hustler), to be directed by Axel Braun, to be shot “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available”.

Roseanne XXX (Dream Zone), starring Kelly Shibari. Shot in mid-March, so expect it around May or June.

Not Charlie’s Angels XXX (X-Play / Adam & Eve), directed by Will Ryder, starring Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas.

PopPorn plans to make Official Hangover Parody soonish, and they’ve already set up an official website. But they plan to make The Delinquents first, so don’t look for the Hangover parody until mid-summer at the earliest.

In the Long Run

New Sensations staked its claim to porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010.

The official Porn Parody Coming Soon Rundown column appears every Wednesday. This last week was quiet, only one new project announcement, so we’ll keep this installment simple.

On the Release Schedule

Pornstar Superheroes (3/25) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.

Reno 911: A XXX Parody (4/5) from New Sensations.

Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody (4/5) also from New Sensations. Just added to the release schedule with no advance publicity.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect (4/6) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

In the Works

Alice (Metro), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. Apparently completed but no release date announced.

The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (New Sensations) starring Tom Byron (as the Dude) and Kimberly Kane. Due late April or May.

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid), directed by Axel Braun, starring Nick Manning, Kris Slater, Nicole Ray, Tori Black and Dave Navarro. Shot in January … so what’s taking so long? New info about Batman XXX.

This Ain’t Avatar XXX (Hustler), also directed Axel Braun, to be shot “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available”.

Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody (New Sensations), which will work with old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses.

Roseanne XXX (Dream Zone), starring Kelly Shibari. Shot in mid-March, so expect it around May or June.

Not Charlie’s Angels XXX (X-Play / Adam & Eve), directed by Will Ryder, starring Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas.

Not Really Taxi (Vouyer), with Ron Jeremy in the Danny DeVito role.

(ADDED) Grease XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid), to be directed by Axel Braun, held a public casting call on March 8. It will be a full-fledged musical with five dance numbers.

In the Long Run

New Sensations plans porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010. … The PopPorn team announced plans to make Not The Hangover as their next parody project. … Last fall Axel Braun mentioned his desire to make The Godfather XXX and Grease XXX in 2010.

The official Porn Parody Coming Soon Rundown column appears every Wednesday. Keep track of XXX parody projects in the works! Tell all your pervy friends!

Kelly Shibari to play Roseanne

New XXX studio Dream Zone will launch the brand with Roseanne XXX, starring BBW pornstar Kelly Shibari as Roseanne. Shibari is the perfect choice for this parody; her resemblance to the real Roseanne is pretty remarkable. Not everyone dreams of seeing Roseanne naked, but for BBW fans this promises to be a blast.

Vouyer announced a Taxi porn parody project, with Ron Jeremy in the Danny DeVito role. The working title is Not Really Taxi, following the format of Vouyer’s recent Not Really the Dukes of Hazzard. However, rival studio X-Play is claiming trademark rights to porn titles beginning with “Not”, so an incredibly petty legal fight could be looming.

The PopPorn team of Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton and Mike Quasar announced plans for Not The Hangover a while back. That title would also fall afoul of X-Play’s trademark claim. However, based on Zero Tolerance’s last two porn parody releases — Official Jersey Shore Parody and Official To Catch a Predator Parody — we predict a title change to Official The Hangover Parody regardless of legal threats.

X-Play and director Will Ryder just announced their next project will be Not M*A*S*H XXX. For now they’re in postproduction on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, starring Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas as the crimefighting trio. And they have Not Married With Children 2 XXX in the works.

On the release schedule for the next few weeks:

What Can Brown Do For You? (3/22) from Combat Zone. UPS porn? Yes, UPS porn!

Pornstar Superheroes (3/25) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.

Reno 911: A XXX Parody (4/5) from New Sensations.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 (4/6) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

The makers of Alice, a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland, have posted a YouTube trailer but haven’t announced a release date.

Axel Braun is shooting This Ain’t Avatar XXX “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available in film”. We have no idea what this means or whether 3-D even works on TV yet. Also jumping on the 3-D craze, New Sensations is working on Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody . They’ve posted a trailer which works with those old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses.

Axel Braun shot Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (based on the 60s TV series) in January, to be released by Vivid this spring. The cast includes Nick Manning, Kris Slater, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Nicole Ray, and Tori Black. Guitarist Dave Navarro has a (non-sex) cameo. No release date announced, but we’re hoping April or May.

In the long run, New Sensations plans porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010. … Last fall Axel Braun mentioned his desire to make The Godfather XXX and Grease XXX in 2010.

Jeff Bridges won the Oscar for Best Actor this year for Crazy Heart, which almost makes up for the outrage that he WASN’T EVEN NOMINATED for The Big Lebowski. That true American classic will receive tribute from the porn parody world soon in The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody from New Sensations. Shooting has finished, and we expect a release date around late April or early May. For now, check out out some stills from the set.

The porn parody release schedule for the next few weeks is packed:

This Ain’t Cheaters XXX (3/16) from Hustler.

Bi Sexual Office (3/18) from Private.

What Can Brown Do For You? (3/22) from Combat Zone. UPS porn? Yes, UPS porn!

Pornstar Superheroes (3/25) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.

Reno 911: A XXX Parody (4/5) from New Sensations.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 (4/6) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX. The release date keeps jumping around.

And lots more cool projects are in the works:

Oscar loser Avatar will get the porn parody treatment from Hustler in This Ain’t Avatar XXX. Director Axel Braun is shooting the film “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available in film”. We have no idea what this means or whether 3-D even works on TV yet.

Also jumping on the 3-D craze, New Sensations is working on Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody . They’ve posted a trailer which works with those old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses.

Will Ryder is working on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX for X-Play, to be released by Adam & Eve. After an open casting call that drew 130 aspirants, the producers chose established pornstars Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas to play the crimefighting trio.

Axel Braun shot Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (based on the 60s TV series) in January, to be released by Vivid this spring. The casting looks great: Nick Manning as Batman, Kris Slater as Robin, Evan Stone as The Riddler, Randy Spears as The Joker, Nicole Ray as Batgirl, and Tori Black as Catwoman. Guitarist Dave Navarro has a (non-sex) cameo. We haven’t heard any news in a while, but this should be huge when it drops.

Alice (soonish), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. We figured its release would be timed to coincide with the big Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie, but so far Alice hasn’t shown up on any release schedules or retailer websites.

New studio Dream Zone announced its launch title: Roseanne XXX, directed by Jim Enright and starring BBW pornstar Kelly Shibari as Roseanne. Shooting will take place this weekend.

In the long run, New Sensations plans porn parodies based on The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost. … Hustler plans Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin plus parodies based on CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie. … Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010. … Vouyer just announced a Taxi porn parody project, with Ron Jeremy in the Danny DeVito role. … The PopPorn team of Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton and Mike Quasar announced plans for Not The Hangover a while back. … Last fall Axel Braun mentioned his desire to make The Godfather XXX and Grease XXX in 2010.

That’s all for this week folks. Check back every Wednesday for the Porn Parody Coming Soon rundown.

Porn studios are jumping on the 3-D craze, even though 3-D on TV is still iffy. Not surprisingly, the first two high-profile 3-D titles are both parodies. New Sensations is working on Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody (trailer), which will require those old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses. Meanwhile, Hustler claims to be shooting This Ain’t Avatar XXX “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available in film”. We have no idea what that means.

Other porn parody titles in the pipeline:

Tru: A XXX Parody (3/8), based on HBO’s True Blood, from New Sensations.

Official To Catch a Predator Parody (3/9) from Zero Tolerance. That’s right, the creepy show about entrapping pedophiles is getting its own creepy porn parody.

Official Bounty Hunter Parody (3/9) from Diabolic. Presumably based on Dog the Bounty Hunter, which already got a pair of XXX parodies a while back.

This Ain’t Cheaters XXX (3/9 now listed as 3/16) from Hustler.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 (3/16 now listed as 3/30) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

What Can Brown Do For You? (3/22) from Combat Zone. UPS porn? Yes, UPS porn!

Pornstar Superheroes (3/25) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.

Reno 911: A XXX Parody (4/5) from New Sensations.

Britney Pierce: Oops! … I Fucked Him Again (soonish oops, it’s out already!) from Cezar Capone, a sequel to last year’s Fuck Me Baby One More Time.

Alice (soonish), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. We figured its release would be timed to coincide with the big Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie, but so far Alice hasn’t shown up on any release schedules or retailer websites.

New Sensations has finished shooting The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, so look for The Dude nude in April or May. Their longterm plans include The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost parodies.

Hustler will combine two favorite porn parody targets in Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin. The studio is actively working on This Ain’t Batman XXX (based specifically on the 60s TV show), which will feature a non-sex cameo by Dave Navarro. They’re also planning CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie parodies in the next year or two.

Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010.

Will Ryder is working on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX for X-Play.

That’s all for this week folks. Check back every Wednesday.

Keeping track of upcoming XXX releases isn’t easy. Release dates are constantly shifting around. Sometimes different retailers list different release dates for the same title. Some studios announce titles a month in advance, some fling them on the market with no advance notice. Oy. With all due caveats, here’s the PornParody.com weekly Coming Soon rundown.

This Ain’t Charmed XXX (3/2) from Hustler. Will this be Shannon Doherty era or Rose McGowan era? We’re crossing our fingers for Rose.

Cougar Town XXX (available now for streaming and downloading; DVD out 3/2) from Anarchy.

Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody (3/6) from Taryn It Up, the first announced Jersey Shore parody but second to actually reach shelves.

Tru: A XXX Parody (3/8), based on HBO’s True Blood, from New Sensations.

Reno 911: A XXX Parody (3/8 now listed as 4/5) from New Sensations. Damn, that was quick.

This Ain’t Cheaters XXX (3/9) from Hustler.

Official To Catch a Predator Parody (3/9) from Zero Tolerance. That’s right, the creepy show about entrapping pedophiles is getting its own creepy porn parody.

Official Bounty Hunter Parody (3/9) from Diabolic. Presumably based on Dog the Bounty Hunter, which already got a pair of XXX parodies a while back.

Pornstar Superheroes (3/15 or 3/25) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 (3/16) from Hustler; release date pushed up from April.

What Can Brown Do For You? (3/22) from Combat Zone. UPS porn? Yes, UPS porn!

Britney Pierce: Oops! … I Fucked Him Again (soon) from Cezar Capone. One source lists a release date of 3/1, but we think that’s very unlikely.

Alice (soon), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. We figured its release would be timed to coincide with the big Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie, but so far Alice hasn’t shown up on any release schedules or retailer websites.

Hustler is actively working on Avatar (in 3-D!) and Batman (specifically the 60s TV show) porn parodies, so look for those soon. Hustler also announced plans to make CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie parodies in the next year or two.

New Sensations is actively working on The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody. Their longterm plans include The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost parodies.

Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010.

Will Ryder is working on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX for X-Play.

That’s all for this week folks. Check back every Wednesday.

Not Really the Dukes of Hazzard and Rawhide 2: Dirty Deeds release on February 23, both available now for pre-orders.

Two Jersey Shore porn parodies also drop soon: The Official Jersey Shore Parody from PopPorn on February 23 (available for pre-orders), and Jersey Shore XXX from Taryn It Up on March 6.

Zero Tolerance announced a bizarre new parody releasing March 9, The Official To Catch a Predator Parody. Seriously? “In this XXX spin on the popular television show, oversexed cock-hungry MILFs scour the internet for younger, barely legal playthings to pound their seasoned snatches.” I feel dirty already.

Combat Zone proves anything can be the basis for porn parody with What Can Brown Do For You? releasing March 22. Wow, UPS porn! “Starring your favorite delivery girl, Catalina Taylor.”

Metro plans to release Alice, a new XXX version of Alice in Wonderland, around the time that the new Tim Burton film hits theaters. Sunny Lane plays Alice, and Evan Stone plays the Mad Hatter.

Pornstar Britney Pierce channels Britney Spears again in Oops!…I Fucked Him Again, releasing March 1. It’s a sequel to last year’s Fuck Me Baby One More Time.

Anarchy is finishing up Cougar Town XXX for March 2 release.

Hustler has This Ain’t Charmed XXX slated for March 2 and This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 for April 6. They’re currently working on Avatar and Batman parodies, with porn versions of CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie planned for the next year or two.

New Sensations has XXX parodies of True Blood, The Big Lebowski and Reno 911 in the works. They’re also planning porn parodies of Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost in the near future.

New Sensations and Adam & Eve have both announced plans to make XXX parodies of The A-Team for summer 2010. Adam & Eve also plans a Home Improvement porn parody sometime soon.

X-Play is working on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX.

Check back every Wednesday for the latest “Coming Soon” rundown.