Classics

San Francisco 69ers vs Green Bay Ass Packers

September 17, 2014

Are you ready for some football smut? Back in 1997 director Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, got fans ready with the all-girl football flick San Francisco 69’ers. Blurb: “It’s first down on the 69-yard line and 90 minutes left on the clock!” Close enough. The roster included Heaven Leigh, Shawna Edwards, Shelbee […]

Planet of the Babes

August 27, 2014

In 2001, piggybacking on the godawful Tim Burton Planet of the Apes remake, Jim Powers directed the far superior porn parody Planet of the Babes. The Powers version follows the original plot exactly: three astronauts land on a mysterious planet where intelligent apes enslave stone age humans. The original DVD box cover looks styling, though […]

The Morgan Sex Project series, XXX riff on Blair Witch Project

June 6, 2014

The Blair Witch Project was a mindboggling success in the summer of 1999. Made for less than $100,000, it ended up grossing $250 million. Fifteen years later, the Hollywood studios and wannabes and film students continue mimicking its formula. Not surprisingly, there have been many porn parodies over the years. Among the first was The […]

Spy Hard, Jason Bourne XXX series from Brazzers

May 18, 2014

Brazzers has produced a multi-part Jason Bourne/James Bond international superspy porn parody series over the last few years. Brazzers contract woodsman Danny D plays lead role “Jason Blaine” throughout. We’re not sure if they’re done yet, but here’s the story so far.

Xcalibur: The Lords of Sex trilogy from Pierre Woodman

May 8, 2014

There have been many King Arthur movies over the years. If you don’t count the Monte Python version, the best is clearly John Boorman’s 1981 Excalibur. In 2007-2008, French pornographer Pierre Woodman produced a stylish three-part adaptation called Xcalibur: The Lords of Sex. Everyone loves big fantasy trilogies with shiny armor, magic and a zillion […]

Retro Reissue: Hawaii Vice from 1988

December 24, 2013

This box cover confused me. At first I thought “Cinderella: the lost footage” was the name of the movie. But then “Hawaii Vice” also looked like the name of the movie. OK, I figured it out soon enough. Cinderella Classics is the releasing company, and “the lost footage” is the name of its retro-reissue series. […]

Classic XXX Superheroes: Blackman and Anal Woman

October 1, 2013

Superhero porn parodies have been all the rage over the past few years, bumpdrafting the mainstream Hollywood superhero craze. But the history of super-powered smut goes back much further. PornParody.com’s crack research team recently stumbled across an old series featuring XXX superheroes Blackman and Anal Woman. In 1989, the year of the first Michael Keaton […]

Pumping Iron Porn Parodies, New and Old

September 4, 2013

Before he was a movie star, long before he was a politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a champion bodybuilder and star of the documentary Pumping Iron. He pumps a lot of iron, flexes his muscles and practices competition poses, smokes doobies and says things like “It’s as satisfying to me as coming is, you know? As […]

Brazzers Does Sci-Fi

August 16, 2013

The Brazzers network has done hardcore spoofs of several big Hollywood sci-fi movies. They’re each about 30-40 minutes with one long sex scene. I’m liking the Brazzers style right now — good mix of camp and raunch, professional lighting and camerawork (sadly not always the case in porn). This X-Men spoof was just posted this […]

Angela Baron in RoboFox and RoboFox II, XXX Spoofs of RoboCop

August 8, 2013

The devoted preservationists at Alpha Blue Archives have restored and reissued another pair of classic porn parodies. The Angela Baron Triple Feature includes both RoboFox (1987) and RoboFox Part II (1988), which riffed on the 1987 Paul Verhoeven joint RoboCop. In RoboFox, an ordinary girl is transformed into “the perfect sex robot created for ultimate […]