Retro Reissue: Hawaii Vice from 1988

December 24, 2013

This box cover confused me. At first I thought “Cinderella: the lost footage” was the name of the movie. But then “Hawaii Vice” also looked like the name of the movie. OK, I figured it out soon enough. Cinderella Classics is the releasing company, and “the lost footage” is the name of its retro-reissue series. […]

Classic XXX Superheroes: Blackman and Anal Woman

October 1, 2013

Superhero porn parodies have been all the rage over the past few years, bumpdrafting the mainstream Hollywood superhero craze. But the history of super-powered smut goes back much further.’s crack research team recently stumbled across an old series featuring XXX superheroes Blackman and Anal Woman. In 1989, the year of the first Michael Keaton […]

Pumping Iron Porn Parodies, New and Old

September 4, 2013

Before he was a movie star, long before he was a politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a champion bodybuilder and star of the documentary Pumping Iron. He pumps a lot of iron, flexes his muscles and practices competition poses, smokes doobies and says things like “It’s as satisfying to me as coming is, you know? As […]

Brazzers Does Sci-Fi

August 16, 2013

The Brazzers network has done hardcore spoofs of several big Hollywood sci-fi movies. They’re each about 30-40 minutes with one long sex scene. I’m liking the Brazzers style right now — good mix of camp and raunch, professional lighting and camerawork (sadly not always the case in porn). This X-Men spoof was just posted this […]

Angela Baron in RoboFox and RoboFox II, XXX Spoofs of RoboCop

August 8, 2013

The devoted preservationists at Alpha Blue Archives have restored and reissued another pair of classic porn parodies. The Angela Baron Triple Feature includes both RoboFox (1987) and RoboFox Part II (1988), which riffed on the 1987 Paul Verhoeven joint RoboCop. In RoboFox, an ordinary girl is transformed into “the perfect sex robot created for ultimate […]

What’s Butt Got To Do With It

August 5, 2013

I’ve been keeping a mental list of “most inappropriate porn parodies of all time”, which may become a listicle post soon. Can’t Be Roots is on the list. Talibang is on the list. Heaven’s Anal Gateway is at the top of the list. Another entry for the list: What’s Butt Got To Do With It, […]

Wedding Crashers XXX, Wedding Thrasshers, Wedding Crazzers

July 25, 2013

Wedding Crashers seems like an obvious porn parody target, but it hasn’t gotten much attention to date. The original was released in summer 2005 and made $200 million at the box office. A quickie knockoff called Wedding Thrasshers came out a few months later. It wasn’t much of a parody. In fact it was a […]

Shagnet, XXX spoof on Dragnet

July 23, 2013
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In 2001 Cash Markman directed Shagnet, a porn parody of Dragnet. Set in 1970, Shagnet follows Sgt. Joe Thursday and his partner as they investigate the illegal underground pornography business around Los Angeles. Shagnet does a pretty good job recreating 1970 fashion and decor, from the squaresville cops to the Bradyesque suburbanites to the hippy-dippy […]

Inspector Clouseau, Shot in the Dark, Pink Panther XXX Spoofs

July 12, 2013

In the 1980s and 1990s, the “Pink Panther” series starring Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau was a popular porn parody target. Could the porno guys think up any dirty wordplay using “pink”, “shot” or “Clouseau”? Let’s see … The first was Inspector Cliteau in The Pink Panties in 1985. Herschel Savage played the title role […]

Late Night For Lovers – David Letterman XXX Spoof from 1989

June 10, 2013

Here’s a blast from the past. Back in 1989, Moonlight Entertainment made a porn parody of Late Night With David Letterman entitled Late Night For Lovers. Robert Bullock plays fake David Letterman, and Blake Palmer plays fake Paul Shaffer. The female cast includes Tamara Lee (“as seen in Penthouse magazine”), Victoria Paris, Brandy Alexander and […]