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Best Porn Parodies of 2013, So Far

Near the end of the year, we’ll select and rank our favorites as usual. For now, here’s a running list of the top porn parody releases of 2013 so far, listed in reverse chronological order (ie, latest releases at the top, January releases at the bottom). Did we snub anyone? Let us know in the comments.

  • Grease XXX

    Grease XXX

    Adam & Eve | Will Ryder

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    A nostalgic porno return to 1970s nostalgia for the 1950s. Riley Reid and Seth Gamble sing, dance and go all the way in the lead roles.

  • This Ain't Girls XXX

    This Ain’t Girls XXX

    Hustler | Stuart Canterbury

    Hustler Parodies

    Over Lena Dunham’s fervent objections, Hustler spoofs the HBO sitcom. Alex Chance, Adriana Chechik, Florence Dolce, Mia Gold and Sierra Day star as the Girls.

  • Love Boat XXX

    Love Boat XXX

    Adam & Eve | Will Ryder

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    Director Will Ryder proclaims, “Not only is it funny and sexy, it looks exactly like an episode of The Love Boat TV show. If he were alive today, I would hope that Aaron Spelling might be happy with how this turned out.”

  • E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody

    E.T. XXX

    DreamZone | Jim Powers

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    Freaky auteur Jim Powers presents the definitive hardcore defilement of the beloved Spielberg classic, starring a guy in an anatomically enhanced E.T. costume.

  • Welcome Back Kotter XXX

    Welcome Back Kotter XXX

    DreamZone | Jordan Septo

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    The classic 70s “inner city teacher who makes a difference” sitcom gets the porn parody treatment, with Anthony Rosano and Allie Haze as Mr. & Mrs. Kotter.

  • Leaving Las Vegas XXX

    Leaving Las Vegas XXX

    Paradox | Jordan Septo

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    If alcoholism and clinical depression get you all hot and bothered, this bizarre XXX remake is for you. Starring Annika Albrite and Tommy Pistol in the roles made famous by Elisabeth Shue and Nicholas Cage.

  • This Ain’t Homeland XXX

    This Ain’t Homeland XXX

    Hustler | Axel Braun

    DVD Store Hustler Parodies

    Carrie (Tara Lynn Foxx) uncovers the truth: what really happened to Brody (Richie Calhoun) over there.

  • Wolverine XXX

    Wolverine XXX

    Vivid | Axel Braun

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    Starring Tommy Gunn as the hairiest superhero, Aiden Ashley as Domino, Allie Haze as Rogue, Andy San Dimas as Jean Grey, and Asa Akira as Mariko.

  • Sydney Leathers: Weiner and Me

    Sydney Leathers: Weiner and Me

    Vivid

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    Part celebrity sex tape, part ripped-from-the-headlines porn parody, shot and posted online in record time. Sydney Leathers as herself, with Xander Corvus as Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger.

  • This Isn't Pumping Iron ... It's a XXX Spoof

    This Isn’t Pumping Iron … It’s a XXX Spoof

    White Ghetto

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    Muscle-bound femmes take on the Schwarzenegger documentary classic. And so can you believe how much we are in heaven?

  • Just In Beaver Fever

    Just In Beaver Fever

    Devil’s Film | Barrett Blade

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    Starring Seth Gamble as obnoxious spoiled brat pop star Justin, plus pornstar knockoffs of pals Selena, Usher and Amanda.

  • The General Goes All In

    The General Goes All In

    Hustler | Stuart Canterbury

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    Hustler reenacts the big sex scandal with General David Petraeus (Evan Stone) and his “All In” biographer Paula Broadwell (Kimberly Kane)

  • The Newlywed Game XXX

    The Newlywed Game XXX

    Vivid | Hank Hoffman

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    Classic game show gets a swinging 70s porn parody. What’s the strangest place you’ve ever made whoopie?

  • So You Think You Can Dance: A XXX Parody

    So You Think You Can Dance: A XXX Parody

    Sinful

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    Starring Lisa Daniels, who specializes in the horizontal boogie.

  • Laverne and Shirley XXX

    Laverne and Shirley XXX

    DreamZone | Jordan Septo

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    A long time ago, this was the top-rated sitcom on TV. Starring Chanel Preston as Laverne and Riley Reid as Shirley.

  • XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club

    XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club

    Brazzers

    Brazzers

    Starring Alexis Ford as Emma Frost, enjoying life at the mutant supervillain world domination HQ velvet lounge.

  • Walking Dead XXX

    Walking Dead XXX

    Burning Angel | Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol

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    Joanna Angel and friends clearly know and dig the show. Sex scenes include a Rick-Lori-Shane threesome (potentially awkward), Andrea & Michonne (oh yes, god yes), Carl & zombie Sofia (both 18+ now, of course), and a big climactic orgy at the CDC.

  • Not the Wizard of Oz XXX

    Not the Wizard of Oz XXX

    X-Play | Will Ryder

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    Great costumes, makeup and set design make this an instant classic. Starring Maddy O’Reilly as Dorothy, Brandy Aniston as the Wicked Witch, Nina Hartley as Auntie Em, and Stella Marie as a sexy Munchkin.

  • An Erotic Method

    An Erotic Method

    Brazzers

    Brazzers

    We’re surprised that someone went to the trouble of making a porn parody of David Cronenberg’s history of psychoanalysis joint A Dangerous Method. Kudos to Brazzers.

  • Star Trek XXX 3

    Star Trek XXX 3

    Hustler | Axel Braun

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    Axel Braun’s third Star Trek spoof features Ana Foxx as Uhura, two Kirks (due to a blah blah in the timespace blah blah blah) and assorted female yeomen, Richie Calhoun as Spock, Penny Pax as Nurse Chapel.

  • Man of Steel XXX

    Man of Steel XXX

    Vivid | Axel Braun

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    Axel Braun’s latest Superman mimics the latest Hollywood version by adopting a darker tone. With Sasha Knox (Livewire), Skin Diamond (Silver Banshee), Kirsten Price (Lois Lane) and Samantha Ryan (Lana Lang).

  • Beyond Fucked - Zombie Apocalypse Porn

    Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

    Smash | Tommy Pistol

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    Bonnie Rotten tries to survive the zombie apocalypse. Horror porn freaks will dig the zombie-on-zombie sex scene between Tommy Pistol (who also directed) and Annie Cruz.

  • Iron Man XXX

    Iron Man XXX

    Vivid | Axel Braun

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    No one does superhero porn parodies like Axel Braun. Dale DaBone plays the title role, also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (as Nick Fury).

  • Karate Kid XXX

    Karate Kid XXX

    DreamZone | Jordan Septo

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    The “kid” is now closer to 30, otherwise it’s the same story. Evan Stone as Mr. Miyagi is the comedy highlight.

  • Wonderland (Brazzers)

    Wonderland (parts 1 & 2)

    Brazzers

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    Brazzers makes this Lewis Carroll adaptation appropriately freaky. Starring Lexi Belle (as Alice), Gia Dimarco, Christy Mack, Bonnie Rotten and James Deen (as the Mad Hatter in part 2).

  • OMG It's The Dirty Dancing XXX Parody

    OMG It’s The Dirty Dancing XXX Parody

    Juicy | Jordan Septo

    DVD Store

    The romantic classic gets a romantic XXX parody. Starring Dani Daniels and Ryan Driller in the roles made famous by Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.

  • The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

    The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

    Exquisite | Rob Black

    DVD Store

    Rob Black reaches way back into comic book history for this superhero parody. Great job recreating the original characters’ costumes; it’s a shame they come off so quickly.

  • The Real L Word XXX: San Francisco

    The Real L Word XXX: San Francisco

    Filly Films | Madison Young

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    Edgy art-porn auteur Madison Young has three entries on this year’s list, each an all-girl parody for all-girl studio Filly Films. This flick “follows three San Franciscan lesbian couples and one experimental threesome of queer femme deviants through first dates, new found love, lovers spats and orgasmic juicy makeup sex”.

  • The Many Shades of Juliette March

    The Many Shades of Juliette March

    Filly Films | Madison Young

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    Pornographers have been riding the “50 Shades” phenomenon since it broke. Madison Young gets it right in this all-girl BDSM journey.

  • Not South Park XXX

    Not South Park XXX

    X-Play | Will Ryder

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    Will Ryder has a blast spoofing the filthiest cartoon on TV. It’s Kyle’s 18th birthday, everyone is 18+, just so that’s clear.

  • Orgy University – Carrie XXX from Vivid

    Orgy University

    Vivid | Kimberly Kane

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    It’s a porn parody of Carrie starring Kimberly Kane. So why didn’t they just call it Carrie XXX: A Porn Parody or something? We have no idea.

  • XXX Fucktory

    XXX Fucktory

    Evil Angel | Rocco Siffredi

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    Rocco Siffredi spoofs the Italian edition of X Factor in outrageous fashion.

  • Chyna as She-Hulk

    Chyna as She-Hulk

    Vivid | Axel Braun

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    Former pro wrestler Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) dons the green bodypaint and flexes her muscles for this superhero porn parody. With Richie Calhoun as Bruce Banner.

  • This Ain’t Die Hard XXX

    This Ain’t Die Hard XXX

    Hustler | Stuart Canterbury

    DVD Store Hustler Parodies

    Nakatomi Plaza has been replaced by Flynt Tower, the terrorists are now all hot babes, the black cop is now a hot babe, John McClaine still saves the day. Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.

  • Nikita XXX

    Nikita XXX

    Bluebird | Marc Twain

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    La Femme Nikita is still a cultural touchstone 20+ years after the original movie. Bluebird’s version is not exactly a parody, more like a stylish adaptation with added fucking.

  • Barb Wire XXX

    Barb Wire XXX

    DreamZone |

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    The campy movie based on the campy comic gets a campy porn parody. Britney Amber channels Pamela Anderson in the title role.

  • Can’t Be Martin: It’s a XXX Parody

    Can’t Be Martin: It’s a XXX Parody

    Evasive Angles | T.T. Boy

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    Evasive Angles riffs on the 1990s Martin Lawrence sitcom Martin. Oh my goodness!

  • Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College!

    Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College!

    X-Play | Will Ryder

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    The fifth season of Will Ryder’s classic sitcom parody series.

  • The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition

    The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition

    Filly Films | Madison Young

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    Madison Young directs and stars in this all-girl hipster hardcore spoof of the Showtime lesbian documentary series.

  • Barely Blue Velvet

    Barely Blue Velvet

    Real | Jason Danilak

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    David Lynch’s mindfuck masterpiece gets the porn parody treatment. Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!

  • OMG It's The Spice Girls XXX Parody

    OMG It’s The Spice Girls XXX Parody

    Juicy | Jordan Septo

    DVD Store

    The Spice Girls split up more than a decade ago, but they still deserve mockery, the filthier the better.

  • This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D

    This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D

    Hustler | Axel Braun

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    There were at least a half-dozen Terminator porn parodies before this one, but Axel Braun does it up right. Starring Bailey Blue as Sarah Conner.

  • MacGyver XXX

    MacGyver XXX

    DreamZone | Ralph Long

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    MacGyver saves his kidnapped ex-girlfriend using a rubber fist dildo, a condom, and a potato-chip canister.

  • Clerks XXX

    Clerks XXX

    Vivid | B. Skow

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    The Kevin Smith low-fi slacker classic finally gets a porn parody. Yes, there’s snowballing.

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